Don't forget to read to the next chapter for the NEXT AGENTM STORY: AGENTM: THE MOVIE! Y'see? If you didn't get last chapter's turn of events, don't worry! It was all my evil plot to give you guys the scoop on what's going to happen on my next story, and it'll be a thriller! (see? Even I'm excited! And I'm the author!)
Also, much thanks to avolon-usagi, Canaarie, chicagonebananas, kkori, ninjaofdeath, Strix Moonwing, and Wandering Loner for favoriting this story! Although… there's still time for anyone else to favorite it!
I also want to know which of the three AgentM stories was your favorite and why. Thanks!
From the Authoress:
Happy Sun: Omigosh! I'm sorry if I made you unhappy! Really, really sorry! You're a great reviewer, and I love receiving your long, rambling reviews!
Ikarifire: Yes, thanks for reviewing anyway. If you don't like how this story's going than I wouldn't recommend reading the next AgentM story, because I think I'd like to try out a difference style… more serious, y'know?
Canaarie: I called it Hairy Peaches because peaches are very soft and delicious and have little fuzz on them! (Ok, I know you're thinking, "…but that has nothing to do with the chapter…") And… Hey, you're right. That is sorta like that part in the book, but trust me, I had no idea and that was not intentional. And… Yay! I won! Yeah, let's play again! (continues the rematch)
TeenTitansforever: Even the most real life brilliant authors in fanfiction can be subjected to the symptoms of writer's block serum.
Chapter 9. K JAKjwiel aeo;iarjwie
(on Altara Prime)
Blackf: Just stick with me. I know a good doctor for her on this planet, but he's kinda elusive, y'know?
P'anka'yke: Just hurry…
Blackf: I know! I know! (motions to Guards) You are to stay here until I respond, and then we'll blow this joint!
P'anka'yke: (wide-eyed)
Blackf: I-I mean… we don't HAVE to blow this joint, we can just quietly leave, 'kay? You sure she's not too heavy for you? 'Cuz I can bring one other guard.
P'anka'yke: I am fine.
Blackf: (shrugs) Fine by me, it's just that you look pretty weak, no offense. But I guess I'm not one to talk about weaknesses…
P'anka'yke: Yes.
Blackf: Don't have to be so touchy! Remember, you were working under me for a few minutes and right now I need you to listen to me and do whatever I say.
P'anka'yke: I will be obliged.
(both walk off into the night)
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Blackf: Helloooooo! Anybody here?
P'anka'yke: Who lives here?
Blackf: Toel the witch doctor.
P'anka'yke: Toel the witch doctor?
Blackf: Yeah. Toel the witch doctor. What? That sound hard to believe?
Toel: AKLJnwro; aeu! Kdjaweoue!
Blackf: fjweioeKWRJEOPIEJR! JIERO WJEWIEHA!
P'anka'yke: What alien dialect is that?
Blackf: Excuse me? I'm having a conversation here. Please don't interrupt. Ahem… KWLRUEWOEIEWJRIWE sakrjewaotjhew iomORJIPWERYW Erjw mcieajweit!
Toel: SKFJWOEkdarjwe iWRUMWEOMIWerwkerja!
P'anka'yke: So can he help her?
Toel: WERKdkla muew;ori MU:OIU!
Blackf: He says yes.
P'anka'yke: Oh thank X'hal! Here! (hands AgentM)
Toel: SKFJEIWERUWME? KSJDF WMEIRYWE!
Blackf: He asks, "What happened to her?"
P'anka'yke: She ate some seasoned slug after being injected by Gordonian Writer's Block serum.
Blackf: KSRJEWOIEuwkarj eiwheUIROuWEiopru. KASRUEWOEUIAR JWE…. WKRUWIUWE! KSLR! KWRJEW!
Toel: Ah! WKRWEOA?
Blackf: He wants to know if the salt had salt or soy sauce.
P'anka'yke: Both.
Blackf: KJOWRIEUAjsa; rliueairwe!
Toel: KRUEOQWsdk amjwieryepoaiwe!
P'anka'yke: She surely shall not die, would she?
Toel: That really depends on how potent the Writer's Block serum injected into her was.
P'anka'yke: YOU CAN SPEAK TAMARANIAN?
Blackf: Don't look at me! I had no clue he could either! Although, are we really speaking Tamaranian or Earth English?
P'anka'yke: I really do not know. That concept has always confused me…
Toel: Yes, I can speak Tamaranian!
Blackf: See? I never knew that! How the heck did you learn Tamaranian so fluently, and why the heck did you make me talk in that gritty Altaran dialect? It really hurts my jaw, and I just got my braces tightened!
Toel: I'm sorry. I thought I was going to surprise you. I took some extra summer school classes.
Blackf: Summer school classes?
Toel: Yeah, summer school classes!
Blackf: Sheesh! And I had to learn Altaran from an old cassette! …how much were the summer school classes?
P'anka'yke: IS SHE GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT OR NOT?
Toel: hehe. You're lucky you got her to this planet, and so quickly. I'm sure not many doctors can cure her, but I however can. Y'see… a normal person wouldn't suffer so much, but this thing lying all over my table… is. She has a horrible reaction to the stuff, kinda like the Erythrophleum suaveolens herb from her planet… or McDonalds Shamrock shakes for us Altarians.
P'anka'yke: But a normal Earthling would get that reaction?
Toel: Well, actually. No. No they would not.
P'anka'yke: So she is not the normal Earthling.
Toel: My guess is that. She's extremely weird-
Blackf: I second that!
Toel: Best let her stay here for a while.
Blackf: Fine by me! C'mon P'anka'yke! We're going shopping, now!
P'anka'yke: I would wish to stay by her, make sure she shall be all right.
Blackf: Oh she'll be fine! You don't know Toel. He could cure all the diseases in the world if it wasn't for his bad leg.
P'anka'yke: What bad leg?
Blackf: Again with the questions? C'mon! Those shops are calling my name! You can't be an empress without buying out the planet, and Altara's got the BEST malls!
P'anka'yke: Uh… okay then…
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Blackf: I would like this… and this… oh and this! …oh and this too, I absolutely NEED this!
RandomAlien: Gee! They let freakin' troqies in here!
Blackf: … … what… did… you… say…?
RandomAlien: …uh. oh…
Blackf: YEEEEEEEEAAAARG! (explodes in violet colored flames; starts socking the guy with powerful, fiery blows and absolutely breaks every bone in his body)
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(Nevermind)
P'anka'yke: I think for AgentM's sake we should change this… (starts erasing script)
Blackf: Fine! Fine! I exploded in violet colored flames and then invited him over for tea and carrot cake! Whatever! Now, can I finish incinerating this foolish insect's flesh?
P'anka'yke: Got it! (continues typing on AgentM's lab top)
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Blackf: WE'RE BACK!
P'anka'yke: And we did NOT have fun.
Blackf: Carrot cake?
Toel: Sssh! SILENCE! She's sleeping!
P'anka'yke: Is she well?
Toel: Yeah she's well.
P'anka'yke: I must see her!
Toel: Whatever.
P'anka'yke: (walks over to table)
AgentM: … …tch… ug…. … … oh…
P'anka'yke: (leans over) AgentM?
AgentM: … … D-Daidea?
P'anka'yke: N-No… it is me, AgentM. It is P'anka'yke.
AgentM: … … D-Daidea? Daidea… I'm sorry… I'm so sorry…
P'anka'yke: It is all right, AgentM…
AgentM: You'll forgive me …?
P'anka'yke: Of course, AgentM. But for what? You are safe. It is all right.
AgentM: I'm sorry Daidea… … I'm sorry I didn't come…
P'anka'yke: That is all right. I forgive you.
AgentM: And I'm sorry I didn't feel like playing…
P'anka'yke: That is okay, AgentM. It is all right.
AgentM: And I'm sorry for… for dying…
P'anka'yke: What?
AgentM: And our ink child…? I let her free… and I gave her a name...
P'anka'yke: AgentM. What are you talking about? I do not understand.
AgentM: Just one letter… I think it's best… To just have your name one letter…
P'anka'yke: AgentM...?
AgentM: … … so sorry…
P'anka'yke: I forgive you, AgentM. But you are safe. All is well.
AgentM: … … P'anka'yke?
P'anka'yke: AgentM?
AgentM: … P'anka'yke? … … … I'm hungry.
P'anka'yke: W-What?
AgentM: Oh man! I'm starving! Got any ramen in this place? (sits up) Say… where is this place? Looks tight!
P'anka'yke: I-uh-but-I-what-it is-um… BLACKFIRE!
AgentM: W-What's going on?
Blackf: (walks in) Oh praise X'hal! You're well.
AgentM: Sup, Blackfire!
Blackf: Great! You're fine! Altara Prime's mine! I can finally be rid of you now!
P'anka'yke: Um… your majesty… who were you going to sell her to?
Blackf: Arg! It doesn't matter anyway! I decided to cancel our agreement! …I didn't want them figuring out I killed her off or something…
AgentM: Yay! Ramen! Hot-pippin bowls of Raaaaamen!
Toel: Here you are, sweetie.
AgentM: (slurp) … (slurp) (slurp) … …
Cata'ryna: HEY! ANYBODY HERE!
P'anka'yke: (runs out of house) Cata'ryna?
Cata'ryna: Hey! There you are! I have been looking ALL over for you! WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN? IS AGENTM ALL RIGHT?
P'anka'yke: She is well! How did you get here?
Cata'ryna: By ship. This ship. (points to big ship piloted by Fruit and Gordonian Guard)
Fruit: Hi!
GordonianGuard: Zol!
AgentM: Sup!
GordonianGuard: Here! (walks out of ship holding out bundle) I thought you might want to see the twins!
AgentM: Awwww! They're so cute! …in a slimy, scaly, icky kinda way…
Fruit: Boba for everyone!
All: YEAH!
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Continued on next chapter.
R&R