Not originally what I intended to post as my "end of Imperialism paper" reward, but it was fun to write. Pairing can be as you see fit.
Disclaimer: Grey's Anatomy in no way, shape, form, spirit, mind, soul, or...uh...wordhere, belongs to me.
"Hey..."
"Yeah?"
"Am I fat? I mean, do I look fat to you? In any way?"
"No..."
"Seriously."
"All right...uh, seriously, do you look fat to me?"
"Yes."
"No."
"Are you lying?"
"...No."
"You're lying."
"I swear, I am not lying. You possess no excess volume or weight than what is average for a person of your stature."
"Okay then."
"All right."
"But seriously, is average a guy code word for 'fat'?"
"Oh my God..."
I'm at a swim meet this weekend, so no extra-productive ficcy for you. But, if you review, I will begin writing it on the way home.