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"Well, that was unpleasant," remarked Shoko, returning from the Wacdonalds counter with food for us all. "Seems that Kikyo works there, and she's just plain mean."

"But… Kikyo isn't supposed to be mean…" I mumbled quietly, picking up my burger and tearing into it like a voracious wolf. Well, I guess I WOULD tear into it like that.

"Hey, were stuck in a fanfiction universe, remember?" grumbled Hez, picking up her fries and munching quietly.

Sakura was quiet for a period of time, then mumbled "is that Jakotsu making out with Bankotsu over there by the carousel?"

All of our heads snapped in the direction she was staring, and sure enough, there they were, going at it.

"Well, it KIND OF is a canon pairing…" I said, staring at my half-devoured hamburger.

"It's still weird to see it in PUBLIC," snapped Shoko, the frills on her head standing up like some sort of weird halo.

"Well, I'm weirded out enough for one day," said Hez, breaking the awkward silence. "Let's go back to your house, Rei. I'm kind of scared to go to mine."

"Me too," added Sakura.

"Me three," said Shoko.

I sighed inwardly. I really didn't want to go home and face the fact that I was supposed to be sisters with Ayame.

But five minutes later we were on my porch, while I fished around in my purse for the keys. I found them, and opened the door.

Kouga and Ayame were on the couch, making out, oblivious to the world.

Wow, Kouga's here! Wait. Ayame is my sister. And their making out must mean he's her boyfriend. Or married. Which makes Kouga my brother-in-l…

"OH CRAPPISH HELL!" I shouted, startling the two on the couch. They immediately blushed, and Ayame fixed me a glare.

"Rei. Upstairs. Now," she growled, the look in her eyes promising a quick death if I didn't comply.

"Well, I feel like I've shaved 30 years off my life," panted Shoko once we were back in my room.

"As much of a shipper I am of Kouga and Ayame, seeing it in real-time wasn't on my priorities list," muttered Sakura.

"I didn't need to see that," grunted Hez.

"Crappish hell," I grumbled, still disgusted by the fact that I still had the fangirl-hots for Kouga after that.

We settled on the floor. "Okay," started Sakura. "We've seen a bunch of bad clichés. There's gotta be a limit, right?"

"Well," added Shoko, "there's Celebrity Sesshomaru, who'll probably show up in real life soon." She ticked off the clichés on her fingers. "There's bad high-school stereotype Sango, Miroku and Kagome."

"And probably Inuyasha," interjected Hez.

"Right. We're in a modern setting, so there's probably a badly named high school. Kikyo is really mean. We're all youkai OC characters. Am I leaving anything out?"

"We're tied to main characters somehow?" I put in.

"That too."

Just then, Sakura's phone began to chirp in her purse. She scrambled over to it, and answered it.

There was a pause, and she then asked who she was speaking to.

Another pause, but this time, all the blood drained from her face.

"O… okay, I'll be home soon." She hung up, then turned to face us. "That was my brother. Kurama."

Another, very long, pause.

"And it's a Yu Yu Hakusho crossover." Shoko finished the list.

"Crappish hell," Hez and I said at the same time.

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