Chunin Exams Ablaze
When Naruto is told that he can't use Senjutsu he is angry. Maybe he goes a bit overboard with his reaction, but angering the son of the yellow flash hadn't been a good idea, since he got his hands on his first paint bomb.
"I'm not allowed to use Senjutsu?! What kind of crap is that?" a very angry Naruto cried out in outrage. He was standing in the middle of a giant arena and, at least if you were asking the Hokage, was throwing a completely unnecessary tantrum. Before she could interrupt him he continued his rant, "Unlike those Kekkei Genkai brats I worked really hard for this power, I could have turned into a fucking toad statue!" he shouted an angrily in the middle of Suna's Chūnin-Exam Stadium, after the proctor explained rules to the gathered competitors. "Maybe I shouldn't be a Genin anymore, after all I can't remember that any Jōnin of Konoha could have beaten more than a Single Path of Pain, while I not only defeated all six of them, but also talked Nagato into resurrecting the people of Konoha. But if you want to see me win without using any of my skills so, be it", he continued getting into a lax battle-stand.
The crowd, surprised by Naruto's calmness after the sudden outburst were on the edge of there seats, wanting to see what the blond had planed.
"Naruto Uzumaki vs. Konohamaru Sarutobi, begin!" yelled the proctor.
In an sudden burst of speed Naruto vanished to appear behind Konohamaru, yelling "Konohagakure Hidden Secret Taijutsu Technique: One Thousand Years of Death!" and, like Kakashi did it once with him, he made Konohamaru leap into the air, just to land painfully on the ground a few feet away. Naruto sweat-dropped after seeing the young boy getting up again and started talking, "While that little fellow is fairly strong for his age this fight won't be fun. So I giving you two option's Baa-chan," he smiled his fox-like grin at Tsunade who was fearing what the blonde had planed, "Your first option is that I will run away from him until he tiers out, though I'm certain that you don't want to see the longest game of tag ever played", he said smirking at the groan's from the crowd "I won't do this if I get the chance for a real fight." Tsunade looked at him as if he lost his mind, "He couldn't be serious?"
"Oh, don't look at me that way. I will even make this deal a little bit sweater for you," Naruto stated seeing the outraged look on her face. "On the one hand I still won't use any Sage-Technique's," he said still with a smirk, seeing the surprised look on many face's, "and one the other hand I will fight everyone that is willing to fight me… at the same time."
"You can't possibly be serious Naruto, to fight possible hundreds of ninjas alone is a dumb idea even for you, doing this without your trump card is bound to fail," Tsunade spoke out loud, what most of the gathered people thought.
"Oi, that hurts! But I'm not the most unpredictable Ninja for nothing, I'm actually so sure I can do this, that I will pay whoever is able to beat me the bounty that's on my head in Oto, 45.000.000 Ryo."
Naruto was sure that this would attract a good number of shinobi, 45mil Ryo was a lot of money for even the richest people, but seeing the shear number of shinobi the jumped down to meet him in the area really made him wonder about his comrades economical situation.
"You sure got yourself a fight!" said Tsunade standing in the front of the group. It took only moments for the shinobi to organize themselves in a circle around Naruto, Shikamaru, who was one of the few remaining on the banks, was ordered to play the role of the proctor. "Naruto wins if he manages to capture, restrain or knock out every one of his opponents or if everyone left that has not been captured, restrained or knocked out has either fortified or left the arena.
Once a shinobi has met one of these criteria he is disqualified. Whoever is able to land the final hit on Naruto before he is knocked out, forces him out of the arena or to give up, win's the money, are both…all fighter's ready?" Shikamaru stated in his usually lazy voice "Hajiame!"
The gathered shinobi were starting to sprint towards Naruto everybody trying to get the first hit and win the money, when said blonde did something that froze most of them mid-motion. Everyone could clearly see how Naruto had a tri-pronged kunai in each of his hand, looking like a kid on Christmas eve, but what shocked them the most was the confident expression on his face.
"Oh shit" was the collective thought of the crowd before a yellow flash started zipping around the arena.
It took Naruto only moments to take out most of the gathered crowd, no one had an answer to the speed of the Rasengan and the devastation Naruto and his clones brought with it. But before he finished them all of, ending the fight just moments after he started, he teleported to the stands, were Shikamaru still managed to keep his cool, despite the devastation his friend had layed to the gathered warriors.
"I thought you hand an ace up your sleeve, but that it would be the famed Flying Thunder God, troublesome" Shikamaru said while smiling at Naruto. He talked to Shikamaru for some time, pretending to not notice the few remaining shinobi who did their best to dodge the remaining clones he had left to "entertain" them. But before long he returned to the arena, specifically to the body of the knocked out Hokage, on which he used a technique that showered her with cold water
A simple, "fuck you," was the only thing the angered and freezing Hokage cared to say, before starting to heat herself up with fire chakra.