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Chapter 4!

"Russel, please say that was your stomach."

2D, Murdoc, Noodle and Russel turned around to see what it was. Five dingoes stood, their faces caked in blood.

"I thought dingoes only lived in Australia," Russel said confusedly. The dogs took a step forward and they took five steps backwards. The dingoes slowly surrounded them. There were now at least ten of them, each baring sharp teeth and an obvious hunger.

"I have a plan," Murdoc whispered and pulled out a baby doll from nowhere. "Ya see tha baby?" he called. The dingo's ears perked up. "GO FETCH!" he shouted and threw it. The killer dogs ran off. Seizing the opportunity, they began to run for their lives as the dingoes tore the doll to shreds. After the doll was gone, which wasn't very long, they chased the, already tired enough, members of Gorillaz.

"We're all gonna die!" 2D cried.

"Yeah, and ya know what the worst part is?" Murdoc asked, tears filling his eyes.

"Wot?" 2D questioned.

"The dingo ate my baby!" Murdoc sobbed.

"Right…and if we live, then remind me to ask where you got that thing," Russel said, hearing the barks get louder, they ran faster.

-Later-

Murdoc, 2D, and Noodle hid behind a rock as Russel kept lookout. They had finally lost them after three long hours of hide-and-go hunt. Noodle was asleep. She was exhausted.

"Murdoc, I think we should find some water," 2D exclaimed, gazing nervously at Noodle and seeing how pale her face was.

"Oh yeah, that'll be real easy in the middle of a BLOODY DESERT!" he shouted, his voice slightly echoing off of the boulder. 2D looked over at a nearby cactus and (for the first time in his life) remembered something from his days he worked at the fair. (Don't ask why he'd need survival tips at a fair, cause ya wont get an answer folks!)

"There's water in cactuses!" 2D announced. Murdoc stared at him like he was insane.

"Well Dullard, congrats! When we get home, if we do, you get to live in the Funny Farm!" he patted the idiot on the head like a puppy that had obeyed a command. 2D swatted him away and stood up.

"Fine, I'll show you!" then he walked towards the lonely cactus.

'This should be funny!' Murdoc thought as 2D stared at the cactus, trying to find how to get to the water inside. Murdoc turned when he heard someone coming. Russel sat down beside the sleeping Noodle.

"Mudds, tomorrow we are gonna take a break and just rest for the day," he informed Murdoc. The Satanist looked around.

"Uhhh Russel….have you noticed that, oh I don't know, there is hardly ANY BLOODY SHADE!" he yelled. Russel quickly thought of a reply.

"We could dig holes and stay in them for a while!" he answered.

"Do I look like a damn mole to you!" he asked angrily.

"Oh yeah, that would take a while," Russel mumbled. Then he spotted something in the far distance. "Hey, what's that?" he questioned, pointing at the items somewhat far away.

"I don't know," Murdoc mumbled, he himself now interested.

"OWWWCH!" 2D suddenly screamed. Murdoc turned his head so fast that his neck nearly broke.

"WOT?" he yelled and ran over to the, in tears, 2D.

"OWWWW!" he wailed in pain.

"WHAT!" Murdoc asked. 2D held up his finger. Barely even in there at all, was an cactus needle. "Tusspot….you really are a sad man," Murdoc growled and removed the thorn.

"YA SAVED MY LIFE!" 2D cried gratefully. Murdoc rolled his eyes and stood up.

"Come on Dullard, lets go," he muttered and walked back over to where Russel was. Noodle had woken up when 2D had screamed and was staring around confusedly.

"Let's go see what that is," Russel said, pointing a tubby finger at the distant speck. The four trudged through the sand to get to whatever it was.

-30 mins later-

They finally reached the objects. Noodle screamed in fright.

"THEY ARE SKELETONS!" she cried. The one thing that freaked her out was skeletons and there were four of them less then three feet away.

"Shovels!" Russel exclaimed as he stepped forward and took the shovel of one of the bodies. 2D and Murdoc also grabbed shovels for themselves. Noodle carefully walked forward. When she quickly pulled the shovel, the entire arm came off, its bony fingers still gripping the handle firmly.

"EWWWW!" she screeched and dropped the shovel immediately. "That's just NASTY!" she screamed and ran away. 2D went to get her and Murdoc calmly ripped the arm away. He took it and scratched his back with it.

"ahhhhhh that's tha ticket," he sighed and scratched away. 2D came back, dragging Noodle. "Hey Noods!" Murdoc said and stuck the arm towards her. Noodle's eyes widened, she spun around and ran away, her hands over her mouth. Murdoc shrugged cluelessly and continued to itch his dirty back with the skeleton's severed arm.

END OF CHAPTER 4! Please Review! The fic will go on when either it gets 25 reviews, or I'm not to lazy to update…… tell me if you want me to tell ya when Chapter 5 is up! And yes, I do know that water really is in bloody cactuses! Well, BYE! For now…..(echoes)