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Chapter 5!

2D, Murdoc and Russel sat huddled in what little shade they found as the sun set. Noodle was behind a big boulder, throwing up what little stuff there was in her small stomach.

"Tomorrow we'll start on the holes. That is where we will find enough shade for a while and possibly even water," Russel announced. Murdoc looked over at him.

"I aint takin orders from you, Tubby," Murdoc growled meanly.

"Oh really, then what are your plans?" Russel asked angrily. He was really getting annoyed by the Satanist's rude and demanding ways.

"Well Lards, I don't want to sound like you, but we've got to eat something!" Murdoc groaned, grabbing his growling stomach.

"Something could fall into the holes, than it would be trapped," Russel replied and lifted his shovel. "I'm going to start!" he trudged away then began to shovel up the sand. 2D followed and started on a hole a few feet away. Without a word, Murdoc walked up to Noodle, grabbed her wrist, pulled her over to him, and handed her a shovel.

"Start diggin," he demanded and began to dig up the sand in defeated silence.

-Three Hours Later-

Noodle had barely dug at all. Not only was she dying of thirst, but also whatever she did manage to get done was filled up by the sand that 2D was constantly flinging into her hole on accident.

"Uhhhh…Stu-san?" She asked, tapping him lightly on the shoulder.

"Wot?" 2D turned, his shovel struck the young girl in the head and she fell onto the sand unconscious. "Hey Murdoc, is it break time?" 2D questioned when he spotted Noodle face first in the sand.

"SWEET SATAN!WOT DID YOU DO?" Murdoc shouted as soon as he saw Noodle.

"I felt a tap on my shoulder and turned around, and she was asleep!" 2D cried. "OH NO! The curse! THOSE SKELETONS WANT THESE SHOVELS BACK!" 2D tossed the shovel into the sand.

"Dullard…looks to me like you did this," Murdoc growled as he turned Noodle over. Her head was bleeding badly from a huge gash 2D had caused with his shovel. Russel looked angrily at the idiot, who automatically shrank down like my dog does when he knows he did something bad. "TUSSPOT! YA BLOODY IDIOT!" Murdoc tried to strangle 2D but the bulky drummer prevented 2D's early death.

"LOOK MUDDS! CALM DOWN! OR I'LL HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL!" Russel threatened. Murdoc immediately let the idiot fall to the sand. "We got enough done for now….let's just make sure Noodle is okay," Russel picked Noodle up and set her in the shade. "At least she's breathing," he sighed then sat down to also take a quick break.

-2 hours later-

"LOOK A DEER BUNNY!" 2D yelled, pointing.

"Wot tha ell are ya talkin about Dullard?" Murdoc turned and strained his eyes to see what exactly the moron was pointing at. He didn't see anything. "Ooookay then, Dullard has officially gone insane, I'll take him out of his misery," Murdoc announced and picked up a good-sized rock. Just as Murdoc raised the stone, 2D interrupted.

"Look in the hole," 2D sighed. Murdoc could see something he didn't think even existed, a jack lope.

"wot tha ell," he muttered and stepped forward. The small bunny clawed at the walls of the pit, desperately trying to find the right footing. "fellas, I think we found ourselves a dinner! You blokes kill it and I'll go see if I can wake up Noodle," Murdoc smiled and went to wake up the victim of 2D's poor shovel handling. 2D picked up the nearby shovel and held it like a spear over the jack lope. It stared up at him with the cutest, wateriest chibi eyes.

'Don't kill me! Don't kill me, I have eggs, so don't kill me!'

"I didn't think jack lopes laid eggs," 2D questioned, scratching his head in confusion.

"Uhhhh…D, who are ya talking to?" Russel asked staring at 2D like the crazy person he is. 2D looked up at Russel with tears forming in his onyx eyes.

"I-I can't do it," he sobbed and handed Russel the shovel. Russel's pupil les eyes widened. And he shoved the shovel back at him.

"No, Murdoc wanted you to do it….not me!" he defended.

"He didn't ask either of us ta kill it…he just said to kill it!"

"Well, somehow he meant for you to do it."

"I'm a vegetarian!"

"No your not D!"

"So……"

So basically the passing continued for about ten long minutes, until Murdoc came back. He was already enraged at the fact that 2D had struck poor Noodle on the head so hard that even he couldn't wake her up. Murdoc snatched the shovel and raised it high above his head.

"HAIL SATAN!"

The end of Ch5…..just so the People For Cartoon Animal Rights don't hunt me down, I need y'all to know that no cartoon deer rabbits were injured in the making of this chapter…..Thank you for your time and goodnight! Story will be updated soon….or will it?