If ya don't want me to chew your spine,

You shall keep goin through,

CHAPTA 9!

Noodle was still holding her ankle, Murdoc was still trying to remove the snake's fang, Russel was no where to be seen, and 2D being, as usual, stupid.

"And now we're back with more….Iron Chef! Today's episode will be titled Cookin Up Crap!" 2D announced and an audience of random creatures such as aardvarks, chinchillas, hares, donkeys, and Madagascar's King Julian clapped in amazement. A loud bell sounded and a wrestling arena rose from the ground, "Thank you, thank you. And our competitors are the two WORST cooks I can think off! In this corner weighing in at WHO KNOWS how much……Gorillaz own……Russel Hobbs!" The animals cheered as the fat man took his place in the ring wearing a chef hat and an apron.

"It's on!" Russel growled and cracked his ginormous(Buddy The Elf's word) knuckles.

"And in this corner, coming from a school in Florida, weighing in at 325 pounds, Bob the Lunch Lady!" Here stood a man, I mean 'LADY' that looked as is she hadn't shaved in as much time as Russel hadn't refused a cookie, which is like uhhh…never.

"Oh it's ON all right!" She roared as she charged at Russel. Russel took a quick step to the side and 'Bob' ran straight into rope. 'She' flipped over it and slammed into a cactus. "AHHHH! I GOT CACTUS IN ME TUB! I GOT CACTUS IN ME TUB!" It screamed, flailing it's stubby arms in the air like a turtle when it flips itself over. Which isn't a pretty sight. Especially when you're in the middle of the mall(Frank Iero pops up.) "Trust me." Russel looked around confusedly.

"Cool…I won!" Suddenly the song 'I Like To Move It' starts playing. And 2D started dancing.

"OOOO! THIS IS MY SONG!" Bob yelled and thrashed to turn over, with no luck.

"No you silly man! This is MY song!" King Julian shouted and began to dance and brush his tail in the helpless Lunch Lady's face mockingly.

"DULLARD! GET OVER HERE!"

"Huh?" 2D questioned and snapped back to reality.

"Well NumbNuts, ya just gonna stand there, or will you be a good moron and follow?" Murdoc asked as he trudged ahead. Noodle was wearing a bandage made of some old cloth and she limped slightly with each step.

"Come on Noods," 2D picked her up and placed her over his shoulders, then followed Murdoc and Russel; still clearly remembering the battle of a century clearly in his widdle pea-sized brain.

ONCE AGAIN I AM FORCED TO LEAVE YOU! I hope ya like it….and yes, I know how short it is! Review…..I'll keep goin as soon as I am both satisfied with myself, and I'm not to lazy!