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CHAPTER 10!

"Noodle, luv, are you awake?" Murdoc asked with a concerned tone and gazed nervously at the girl who 2D was carrying. Noodle was bitten by that snake at least a day ago and the strong girl still held onto life. But Murdoc, along with the others, noticed her constantly slipping in and out of consciousness. They were only a bit more than halfway to the giant statue, and with every weary step, the band only seemed to get farther and farther away as if being given a second chance to turn back which they should've taken advantage of.

"Murdoc….please can we take a break from walkin? My feet are killin me!" 2D whined and brought Mudds from his thoughts.

"No….Dullard, we need ta keep goin!" Murdoc snapped rather harshly.

"Not that she's heavy or anythin, but m' back is startin ta 'urt a bit from Noodle," 2D shifted Noodle to the left a little but kept walking.

"And I'm hungry!" Russel complained and his stomach moaned along.

"You're always 'ungry!" Murdoc growled and then took Noodle from 2D and carried her bridal style. She opened her Asian eyes slightly and saw Murdoc looking down at her. "S' okay luv, everything 'll be all right. Just close your eyes and rest. I won't let anything hurt ya," he whispered and pulled the girl a bit closer to him. Noodle felt secure in his grasp and slowly drifted off into sleep.

-Five hours later!-

"Look! An aardvark!" 2D shouted and pointed ahead. Sure enough, in the sand, was an aardvark with it's ankle caught in a trap….a manmade trap.

"Don't go near it Numb nuts!" Murdoc's yell came a bit to late because 2D had already stepped forward and poked it with a stick curiously.

"Do you mind! I am still usin dat THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" the aardvark snapped and swatted the twig with it's tail irritably.

"D-did that thing jus talk!" Murdoc gaped.

"Well what the hell did you fuckin expect me to do? That genius over there is poking me with a damn stick! And I've been trapped here for a whole week! You'd be pissed too! Unless you are as dumb as that potatoish person over there is fat!" the aardvark growled and attempted to point at Russel. Murdoc's temper grew. No one insulted Russel but him! And NOBODY insulted Murdoc J. Nicalls and got away without their nose bleeding like there's no tomorrow. Murdoc handed Noodle over to Russel he whipped out the antler knife he had made a few days ago. He than unlatched the cage and held the creature firmly to prevent its escape. He pinned it to the sand with one hand, and grasped the dagger with another.

"I-I can't watch! It talked ta me! Although it was a jerk!" 2D turned and faced the other direction.

-An hour later-

"Well DubDullard, ya better get the fire started. I'll be skinnin this uhhh…..aardvark……." Murdoc announced. It was kind of hard to say if it was an animal or not after you'd talked to it. He then walked over to a large flat stone and began to skin their dinner. 2D, once again, began to rub the two sticks together furiously to make a blaze and this time, it only took him ten minutes or so.

"Good Dullard!" Murdoc pat 2D on the head. "Now if we get back to Kong alive, ya get a dog-biscuit!" 2D swatted his hand away.

"I'm not that stupid…." He whimpered and stared at Murdoc.

"O' course not Dullard….o' course not……"
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