OH NO! 13! 13! Well…..at least it ain't Ch666……right? RIGHT? (falls over into the desert sand, starts having a convulsion) ENJOY MY PAIN AND SUFFERING! MWAHAHAHAHA! Haaaaa……man! Revenge is bitter sweet…..and so is cake……Mmmmmmmm…….cake…….and so ya know, I don't know much Japanese…..so the words without translation are made up! - They just sound good!

Chapter 13

2D, Murdoc, Russel, and the now completely unconscious Noodle had found a place to rest. 2D was in a trance like state, as usual, but he was still muttering the same two words over and over again. And it really was starting to tick Murdoc off. And when Murdoc's ticked off….BAD things start happening. Well the good news was that they had gotten rid of those ANNOYING heads by saying that a far away bolder was really a hat shop. This tricked them….and for a while it tricked 2D also. But he couldn't do much because he was still possessed.

"Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it."

"THAT'S IT!" Murdoc picked up a cactus and shoved it into 2D's mouth.

"Rmmphmit, Rmmphmit, Rmmphmit, Rmmphmit."

"SWEET SATAN! GET HIM TO SHUT UP!" the Satanist threw sand at 2D and continued to practically claw his mismatched eyes out in annoyance.

"Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it."

"Okay Face-ache! TWO can play at that game! ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET! ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET, ROCKET!" Murdoc shouted in 2D's face. 2D stopped his chanting. "FINALLY!"

"……..Rock it, Rock it, Rock it, Rock it."

"GRAAAAAAAAAAR! I'M GONNA KILL YOU DULLARD!" Murdoc jumped forward. He was about to rip 2D's small intestine out, but stopped when he hear a weak cough. Murdoc spun around. Noodle stared right at him. "NOODLE GIRL!" Murdoc ran forward and almost hugged her but thought about how much that would scare the girl, and decided against it. A simple 'How ya doin' would be better. "How do you feel luv?" Noodle stared up at him; her eyes widened in…..fear. "Noo-dle?"

"DOCHIRASAMA (who are you)!" Noodle stood up, but immediately fell down again.

"Noodle girl! It's me! Murdoc!" Murdoc took a step towards her.

"ACCHIIKE (get away from me)!" Noodle cried as frightened tears filled her Asian eyes. Murdoc was completely confused as to why Noodle was acting like this. He hadn't noticed that 2D had now stopped murmuring and his eyes where back to…..not normal……but 2D normal. Noodle tried to get up again, but her ankle was injured to badly from the venom that was oh so slowly killing her. She screamed in pain as she fell back to the sand.

"Noodle? Wot tha ell is wrong?"

"Hyaommanahchi!" She shouted angrily at him, Murdoc could now see that her ankle's wound was opened and her blood was oozing through the bandages. If he didn't do something, Noodle was going to die from blood loss. He picked up a nearby rock and took a few steps towards her. She looked up at him, the pained and pleading look in her eyes made Murdoc hesitate…..then he struck her. Noodle immediately fell forward, unconscious. Her blood soaked the desert sand, and her eyes were open as she stared up at Murdoc as if asking why he had done this to her. Murdoc slowly reached forward and closed her eyes. He cried silently over Noodle. She wasn't dead….just out cold.

"I'm-I'm sorry luv….." he sobbed for a while. Murdoc spun around when he heard Russel's booming voice, and even more booming footsteps. It all seemed so far from him as he mourned over the girl.

WE INTURRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO BRING YOU THIS NEWS FLASH:

KING JULLIAN SAYS "NO" TO ALCOHOL.

NOW BACK TO THE FIC.

Murdoc looked up from Noodle.

"That was pointless." He growled.

"NOTHIN KINGA JULIAN EVER SAYS IS POINTLESS!" the deranged lemur began to whack Murdoc with his puffy tail.

"WOT ARE YOU? A SQUIRREL?"

"LEMUR! LEMUR!"

Well that's it for chapter 13! Hehehe! Thought I'd stop in the last chapter ey? I'D NEVER! THE GORILLAZ STILL NEED TA GET HOME! HOME! Well….THE PARTY HAS STARTED! I still can't believe I got over 100 for this! - THANKS TO EVERYONE! OMG! You're ALL invited! After I'm done the whole fic is done, I decided ta thank EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! I was gonna personally email y'all…..but after like five…..I got tired and decided ta eat me old Valentine's chocolate instead! WOOOO! Well……HERE YA GO! (hands you a piece of cake) WOOOOO! Do ya like chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, OR WOT! ANY COMBO! WOOOOOO! Thanks y'all for rockin SO MUCH! BYE! Till next time……….