Mario section #1
The bowser love spell...
One fine day at the mushroom kingdom,everyone was used to being out and alert for Bowser's tricks. They had just put several chain chomps to rest in the whirlibird accident.
Ever since then people were afraid of bird droppings,planes,and moterized scooters.
While Bowser, living in exile in his estate,made up his next plan. You see, the idiot that he was, he never ceases to amaze mario,hence all the games.So he went to the lady kamek imporium in search of lady kamek. so as he went in he demanded lady kamek's attention. He asked her ladyshipyeah rightto cast the spell.And so with a flick of her wrist and a flash of light,peach appeared infront of his eyeballs. So as mushy as the love spell,he begane lementing about how much his love burned for peach with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.what a ninny!And after that he grabbed peach's body and lead her to his bowscar/clown car and drove away.At his lair, he asked peach as nicely as he could to wait outside.as peach wandered into the courtyard the paranah plants were doing stand up comedyfor her arrival. As they made fun of mario,she wailed them with her handy frying pan.And they cease to exist till this verry day. As peach wandered back out,as romanticly as he could bowser said to come inside. Peach wandered inside a master bedroom,and there you have it bowser was laying sideways on a tripple king sized bed.He told her to freshen up in the finer restroom.
And as fate wouldn't have it there was a gown of gold,silver,and pink!
And the room turnes into a dance hall.though the charactors completely talking in this is rare ill make this one exeption."Wouls you like to waltz or limbada baby!" He was panting real hard... Youd think he wurr a crazy fella if i wuz u! Anyway,Mario heard about this fiasco soon enough and came strieght to bowsers lair in like a second.And they ran into a bullet bill,a baby pink bullet bill. And it said that bowser asked lady kamek to put him in a love spell temporarily the cause... UNKNOWN... And sure enough they barged in with the whole gang,king boo with the boos,bogmere,paragoomba,red dry bones, and daisy. They were all dressed in black.
Luigi took out his vaccume used in reicent years and he said a seires of words simmillar to the ones used in scareface."Say helloa toa my little freind!"said luigi as he suckes bowser in the vaccume. When the gang got outside daisy and the others hit him so hard he landed on the deserted island of the rabbid goombas. As he was being ripped limb from limb he shouted out,"Curse you, you cruddy piece of..." well he shouted insults anyway, they were all celibrating in their castle.
The end...