Hamtaro just hit the wall
He never had it all
One carrot a day
With so little pay
His dream went out the door
When he was over four
Only lived in one cage
Why don't he have no rage?
He was an actor
Who danced on a star
He was gonna shake his tail
On his owners mail
The mellow dog Brandy is now the enemy
Looks at his average life
And nothings been alright since
Air bud, Beethoven
Way before cat showin
There was Lassie and Benji
And nudity on TV
His owner in high school
She tells him that he's uncool
'Cuz he's still waiting on
Season, season, season number five
Woohoohoo
(Season number five)
Woohoohoo
He's seen all the classics
He knows every line
Those stupid teletubs, and Mystery ink
Even Elmo's clothing attire
He rocked out to Jingle
Not a big Devil Ham fan
Thought he'd get a hand
On his friend Stan
Where's the mini-trailer with a waste bin
And who that other guy always sleepin
When did reality become TV
What ever happened to sitcoms, games shows (on the radio)
Air bud, Beethoven
Way before cat showin
There was Lassie and Benji
And nudity on TV
His owner in high school
She tells him that he's uncool
'Cuz he's still waiting on
Season, season, season number five
Woohoohoo
He hates mimes make them stop
When did his pal Boss become a toy sock
And when did Yosei become an Actress
Please make them stop
Stop! Stop! Stop!
And bring back
Air bud, Beethoven
Way before cat showin
There was Lassie and Benji
And nudity on TV
His owner in high school
She tells him that he's uncool
'Cuz he's still waiting on
Season, season, season number five
Woohoohoo
Air bud, Beethoven
Way before cat showin
There was Lassie and Benji
And nudity on TV
His owner in high school
She tells him that he's uncool
'Cuz he's still waiting on
Season, season, season number five