Disclaimer: Gravity hates me
Chapter One: HEAL ZENY ITEMS PLZZ
He sat in front of his monitor is his dark, brightly lit, open-spaced corner laughing maniac-ishly. His Sakray had FINALLY FINISHED PATCHING. HE COULD PWN THE WORLD NOW! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA- nevermind, he still needed to install the client.
Four and a half hours later, he was at last, ready to PWN ALL OF RUNE MIDGARD. Complete with the character name he had slaved over: D43THmAsTA#!
What starting stats would you like your character to have?
Hmm, he remembered some guide that said assasins needed a lot of strength...luck, and of course agility.
"DAMN J00, Y WONT U LET ME CHUSE STR LUK AGI DEX OMFGEE" he cried out in frustration, tearing his hair out. In th end he settled for Luk/Dex/Agi, he could reset later.
Logging on his new novice, he chose to skip the training and go straight to Prontera- the server's default city. He decided to ask someone to help him first, leveling his damn novice would take so FREAKING LONG. He had a life. Taking a breath, he decided to be brave and ask some shiny Lord Knight for assistance.
" !D43THmAsTA# : LOLZ culd sum1 halp me?"
Ignored. Well, he walked a little to the left to ask a different group of people. The Lord Knight was probably AFK.
"!D43THmAsTA# : LOLZ culd sum1 giv me a tank?"
It seems that the people on this server weren't really active... He decided that maybe he could ask someone in the weapon shop, whoever was in there had enough to buy weapons anyway.
" !D43THmAsTA# : LOLZ culd u giv me a weapon?"
Ok, so there wasn't anyone in the weapon shop. What a waste of time. Feeling discouraged he went back out into Prontera Square.
" D43THmAsTA# : LOLZ CAN SUM1 GIV ME Z?"
SUCESS! A reply!
"uraharaKisuke : Hey r u gonna woe today"
"DarkAngel: Nah, my guild isn't on... I think I'll go for hire or something"
"uraharaKisuke : lolz woe wit me XDwe need a prist"
"DarkAngel : Haha, ok "
Or not. Still ignored and near the end of his patience, he decided to go kill some innocent porings.
A/N: Oh em gee... a parody!