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Homunculi High Ch.4


"Shut it Envy, you and I both know what's going to happen." Greed and Envy were in an argument on the phone.

"Kiss my ass you Greedy bastered at least I'm not as bad as you!" Envy retaliated.

"Oh come on Envy, should I go down the list of girls, or do you have something to do tonight?" Greed said with a smile. Both he and Envy had infamous reputations as womanizers, but no one would tell Winry about that little tidbit of information.

"What about you Greed, you aren't exactly pure your self." Envy accused while going out of his way to mess up Wrath's hair just to piss him off as they crossed paths on his way to the kitchen.

"I'll have you know I'm saving my self for just the right woman." Greed proclaimed.

The phone line went silent for a moment before both he and Envy both started laughing at the same time.

"How about we make a little gentleman's bet Envy. I bet you can't go a two weeks without trying to get in the new girl's pants." Greed proposed, knowing Envy's Personality.

"Okay Greed, how much are we talking here?" Envy accepted, thinking he could hold out for at two weeks.

"Money isn't a problem for us Envy, so I say we bet dignity. Loser wears a bra to school and PINK dress to go with it. Of course you can't tell why you're doing it." Greed suggested with confidence.

"Fine by me. I'll talk to you later though okay?"

"Alright talk to you later, but I can't wait to see you in a bra." Greed quickly hung up before Envy could retaliate.


Ding dong

"COMING" Winry yelled down stairs. Rushing when she opened the door

"Hey." Envy said before looking Winry up and down. Envy's jaw hit the floor at the sight of her 'God damn it Greed! Me and my big mouth, stupid fucking bet!' Envy thought as stared at the girl in front of him.

She wore a tight black tank top that and her jeans were just as form fitting. They were black and faded to blue at the knees.

"Well let's go" Winry said still smiling at him.


Winry looked around her. Envy had driven to the harbor district, and all she could see around her were warehouses. This didn't look like any area that a club would be in, but Envy still cruised the narrow lanes between the daunting warehouses.

A few of the workers stared at the expensive car as it darted past them, and a few even cat called Winry, earning a few choice words from Envy. Eventually though Envy stopped in front of a large warehouse sitting secluded in the darkness away from the others.

"E-Envy, where are we? This doesn't look like any club I've ever seen before." She had a bad feeling in her gut about what was going to happen to her, especially considering they were in an area she was not accustomed to.

"Don't worry, Oh and before we go in here, you need to promise me something."

"Sure thing Envy, what is it?" Winry asked.

"Whatever you see in here, it stays between us okay?" Though it was a bad idea bringing Winry to a homunculi's club, Envy felt she could be trusted.

"Okay Envy, I promise." Winry felt like she was digging her own grave, but she knew Envy would never do anything to hurt her.

Envy and Winry walked in to the club. Winry noticed the stares and whispers as she passed a few 'people', and she could have sworn on of the girls hissing at her.

The couple (Envy and Winry) danced, and talked for the next hour and a half. Winry constantly checked her watch to make sure she wouldn't be late getting back home. The two sat at the bar, taking a break from the exhausting dance floor.

Despite the fact that they had spent so much time together, Winry hadn't actually had any time with Envy alone, not that she wasn't enjoying herself.

"You having a good time?" Envy asked making sure his date was enjoying their outing.

"It's wonderful. It is a little loud though." Winry said getting a slight head ack from the pounding music around them

"You wanna check out the VIP room then?" Envy asked.

But before the two could move however, a girl appeared behind them. She was a short girl with vibrant Purple hair that ran to her shoulders, and large Dark eyes, she wore a tight reviling red shirt, and a short black mini skirt.

"Well look who it is." the girl's voice was enchanting, as if she was trying to seduce him.

"What the hell do you want allure?" Envy always had to go through this with her.

"I just wanted to check up on you. We never talk anymore." allure said leaning onto him, completely disregarding the human girl sitting next to him.

"Okay, you checked up, now leave me the hell alone!" Envy told her sternly. It was not that he disliked allure, but he knew she was only acting out of jealousy because Winry was there.

"Hello." Winry greeted kindly.

"Envy, are you with that…thing?" allure shared the same despise of humans that other Homunculi did. Winry suddenly felt like she was about to explode with anger. "Envy, I must say I'm shocked! That you would hang around that…this…hu-"

"That's enough allure!" Envy growled

"Fine then, see you later." allure said as she turned to leave the two.

Winry turned back toward Envy "What's her problem?" she asked, wanting an explanation from him.

"No one that matters." Envy told her.

"Ok" Winry smiled at Envy, and he returned with a smirk of his own.

Again the two basically enjoyed each other's company, until eleven-thirty, when Envy ordered some drinks. After a few minutes of arguing, Winry finally took her first taste of alcohol. Then another, and another, and another.

"Come on Winry, I think you need to lie down for a bit. When you get up, I'll take you home, but you can't go home like this." Envy helped Winry to her feet, and practically dragged her across the floor to a set of stairs in the back.

After a few words with the guards, he carried her up the steps, where he laid her on a couch and she drifted off to sleep.


"Envy will take care of your problem." a calm melodious voice spoke.

'Where am I?' Winry lay on the couch in a room where three people were having a conversation. She didn't feel like opening her eyes, because her head was killing her.

"Damn it Dante, I'm not your fucking lackey." Envy's voice shot back.

"You don't have a say in this Envy." The voice snapped back, with no feeling behind her tone.

Winry lay in silence. She could feel the darkness of sleep approaching, but she had to fight it off. She needed to hear what was being planned. She shifted her weight slightly, and could feel all eyes turn to her.

"I think the human girl is waking." Dante warned. They waited a moment more. Winry had mastered the art of evening her breath to fake sleeping to avoid the constant babble that flowed from her Grandmother's mouth in the morning, so she could not tell she was awake.

"Envy, I still can't believe you, bringing that pathetic human girl in here with us." An unfamiliar voice said to Envy. Winry figured she had heard the sentence wrong.

"Yeah whatever Pride. I sure as hell wasn't about to leave her downstairs with the others."

Winry could hear Envy grumble under his breath, and exit the room. Winry took this time to sneak a peek at the room. It was an all glass with a redwood table, and a few leather chairs.

She could see the party raging below, and two figures sitting at the table. She looked over to where she heard the door slam and she saw Envy standing, cursing uncontrollably. Something about him was different though.

'What happened to his outfit? Is he warring A SKIRT?' She snapped her eyes closed, and prayed that no one had noticed.

Kagome could no longer hold on to her consciousness. She slipped back into her dreamland, too intoxicated to stay up a second longer. Her head swam with colors and sounds, and she pondered what she had just heard.

"Winry, it's time for you to get up." Envy said as he shook the girl. Winry awoke startled, as if she had seen a ghost.

'Hmm, maybe it was just a dream.' Winry was in a room she had never seen before. She lay in a giant circular bed with thick black velvet sheets. The flooring and walls were rich Green marble, and Green curtains draped from the windows.

"Where are we?" Winry asked, sitting up to face Envy, who sat next to her on the bed.

"We're back at my house" Envy said

"Thank you Envy, sorry if I embarrassed you last night." Winry blushed realizing she had drunk too much, and she figured that was the reason for her having such a crazy dream.

"It wasn't that bad, but I think you should get back home before your mom wakes up." Envy told her through a yawn.

"Oh my god! My curfew! What time is it?" Winry asked in a panic.

"It's about four o'clock. You're going to have some explaining to do, but you should be able to get off." Envy flashed her a reassuring smile before clambering off of the huge bed. "Come on, we've got to get back soon." He smiled again.


The two teens had driven in complete silence along the long drive. Only snapping back to her senses when the car came to a stop in front of her humble home.

"See you at school k." He told her

"Ok bye" Winry slowly down the path leading to her house.


Wrath was rushing down the hallway in a hurry to get to his class not because he would be late but because his mother threatened him if he was late one more time, he was dead!

'Stupid Envy! He didn't even bother to wake me up.' Wrath thought angrily.

Unforchenitly his running was halted when he collided into something or rather some one turning the corner to enter the classroom.

"Hey watch it!" Wrath yelled, his rage leaving him when he saw whom he bumped in to……Elysia

"I'm sorry" Elysia told him quickly knowing how bad his temper could be after all his name was Wrath.

"No its ok her let me help you" Wrath told her in an unusually nice tone as he helped her pick up her books.

"Thanks ummm why are you running any-ways?" She asked him.

"Well I was trying to get to homeroom before it was over but I guess failed didn't I?" Wrath asked with a laugh.

"Sorry but ya" She answered him smiling brightly ironically making him smile back

"Hey, we haw the same class next you wanna walk there together?"

"Sure" And with that the two walked down the now crowded halls to the pure evil class known as Math.


Sin: And that is how I end Chapter 4

Ed: That's nice and all BUT WHY AREN'T I IN IT

Sin: oh that well you see….I just didn't feel like writing anything about you

Ed: …….

Wrath: Wait the thing you wrote why the hec am I so nice to her!

Sin: Because My dear wrath I have plans Big, BIG PLANS Muhahahahaha

Wrath: No fair!

Sin: Well till the update remember to review! Bye