Chapter Two: King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table
Summary: Just because you're a shiny reborn character doesn't mean you're not a n00b.
Disclaimer: I wish
Just ONE more Loli Ruri mob..ONE MORE, then he'd finally be 99! Then he could, at last, make his guild.
"Shit," he cursed. Why did he have to die now? Just .01 percent more! Feeling depressed, he messaged his girlfriend.
To Laydee SinX: TT i died!
From Laydee SinX: lolol u loser
To Laydee SinX: ./omg
From Laydee SinX: aw s'ok jus warp bak ur a high priest...heaL!
To Laydee SinX: haha xD almost 99...hold on To Laydee SinX: 99!
From Laydee SinX: yay r u making ur guild now?
To Laydee SinX: yah you'll be the first one i invite xD
From Laydee SinX: xD
To Laydee SinX: yeah
Who else could he invite to join his new guild, the Knights of the Round Table? Knights of course, perferably reborn. His goal was to take all of the Prontera castles this War of Emperium. He whispered his friend who had promised to join his guild after he reached 99, their screennames were even made just for this guild!
To SirLancelot: sup man
From SirLancelot:o 99 yet?
To SirLancelot: hell yess
From SirLancelot: xD aiight make your damn guild already i already ditched requiem
To SirLancelot: we're taking all the pront castles
From SirLancelot: r you kdding me/ from cookie? yur crazy
To SirLancelot: s'ok :D we can do it!
From SirLancelot: with us 2? o n sinx right? damn...3 people for all the castles? oO; 2 maybe
To SirLancelot: psh ill hav all 12 knights before woe
From SirLancelot: sure
Now to recruit every guildless reborn character wandering the streets of Prontera! Blessing ! Hell yes, instant cast now. Increase Agi ! And he was off.
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
"bLakHeartz: buffs plz"
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
You cannot type the same word/phrase more than three times
...dammit.
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
"King Arthur: hey join my guild"
"FalLinTeaRz: stop spammin u faggot"
"King Arthur/sob no buffs for you /an"
Half an hour until War of Emperium started, and he had finally got ahold of his twelve knights.
Guildtalk time!
King Arthur : Alright people.
King Arthur : oops wrong chat
King Arthur : Alright people.
SirLancelot : lol tax me
Laydee SinX: omg am i the onlee breaker?
ROTFLMAO: lol the guilds full of lks
DreamKisser: loll niec sn
DreamKisser: nice
ROTFLMAO: yeah better than urs
DreamKisser: brng it on
ROTFLMAO: LOLOLOLOL
FireKnight: yeah y dun we hav ne other classes?
Shizuka: rawr i get creamhilt/gg
King Arthur: ok um, listen up knights, we're gonna gather in gonryun
Aqua Benedicta: im not a knigt... lol
Aqua Benedicta: ;( i feel left out
King Arthur: ok then, knights and wizzy
Aqua Benedicta: ;)
UVERworld: afk
King Arthur: wtf?
Laydee SinX: lol
King Arthur: who the hell afks during woe?
95135: lol chill theres like 20mins til woe...tax me ill get it to level three for ya
SirLancelot: hell no dont be taking away my percents 9
5135: watch me
King Arthur: ok um... well meet in Gonryun like 5mins before woe and we'll party k?
Twenty minutes later, King Arthur was impatiently sitting by the Kafra of Gonryun. Where the hell were his guild members? Ah, what better way to find out then to ask them?
The War of Emperium has begun !
Screw this.
King Arthur: hey where are you guys?
Ryuk: lol...where are YOU? we've been sitting here forever oO
King Arthur: In Gonryun? Are you serious? where the hell are you
ROTFLMAO: LOL GONRYUN HAHA I TOLD U
Liszt: fuck are u serious? xD we're all in geffen and partied... get over to pront haha
Was this any way to talk to the guildmaster? Was this any way a knight should talk to his king?
King Arthur: k we're going to get Laz first
Shizuka: CREAMHILTTttttttt
King Arthur: no we're getting creamhilt later they have high def
Shizuka: ppl dun def at the begining of woe u tard
King Arthur: okok, sheesh. creamhilt then. everyone get to pront castles
infinitee: buffs plz King Arthur: k go to cream entrance
Shiki: Cookie is already in there
King Arthur: damn
ROTFLAMO: lolol wtf we have 12lk dis is gona be ez
Aqua Benedicta: 11
Laydee SinX: omfg spiral pierce u retard
Sir Lancelot: lol...oh yeah
Dreamkisser: lolo u suxk
95135: emp room cleared
Laydee SinX: im not gona edp yet k?
infinitee: gogogogogogoogo
Guildbase Creamhilt has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
King Arthur: yes!
Laydee SinX: lololol
King Arthur: ok afk
FireKnight: wtf didnt he say not to afk?
Dreamkisser: wtf def we hv 12 plplz we can get lyk all ov pront n ald
95135: whatd he say?
UVERworld: hey whatd i miss
Laydee SinX: he sed defending is ghey
Shiki: I'm bored here...
Twenty minutes later, he was still watching the Matrix rerun on television.
"I think I forgot something," he scratched his head, then shrugged it off.
Guildbase Honglou has been taken by the Cookie Soldier Syndrome guild.
UVERworld: ok uh where are you guys again
Liszt: cream...still
UVERworld: lol wherezat
95135: afk
infinitee: pront, closest to where u warp
UVERworld: k
Laydee SinX: just click our flag
Sir Lancelot: this is so gay
ROTFLMAO: lol ur so gay
Sir Lancelot: stfu
Aqua Benedicta: you know... i can handle this castle oO go take rest of pront
Laydee SinX: we should wait for arthur
Ryuk: defending is retarded
DreamKisser: lolz im out gna tek laz aite
Liszt: yeah wtf im not staying here all woe
FireKnight: D: i want some action!
King Arthur: lol hey sorry i was afk for a while
Shizuka: bufffffffs
King Arthur: we're gonna defend til 20mins to end of WoE then take rest of pront
95135: bak
95135: wtf im not staying here all woe
95135: see ya
King Arthur: hey
DreamKisser: lolz gna b in ald aite
King Arthur: have you no honor?
Liszt: lol what. we're gonna take everything
Aqua Benedicta: this guild is gay im leaving
Aqua Benedicta has left the guild.
Reason for secession:
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King Arthur: omg now we're short one knight
Sir Lancelot: thats a wizzy
King Arthur: ugh and we only have 3 of us here
Guildbase Lazrigees has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
Guildbase Sbanhealt has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
Guildbase Squagul has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
Guildbase Guindall has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
Laydee SinX: damn
95135: pwn
King Arthur: oo yeah well... you better keep them
DreamKisser: lol we tuk dem dun tellme wut 2 dp
DreamKisser: do
King Arthur: ok so..thats all of pront?
Liszt: yah
King Arthur: k ...so i guess we'll defend the rest of the time
This wasn't going according to his all-defend-then-attack plan, but at least they seized Prontera...
FireKnight: going to payon
Shizuka: ill stay at laz 9
5135: ald
DreamKisser: im goin 2
ROTFLMAO: YEAH! ALD! ALL OF THEM
Ryuk: afk
King Arthur: hey... we want to KEEP Pront...
Ugh, they better keep enough people in the castles to keep all of the Prontera castles...
Guildbase Lazrigees has been taken by the Cookie Soldier Syndrome guild.
Shizuka: shit ill go bak
Guildbase Sbanhealt has been taken by the Aoi Requiem guild.
Guildbase Squagul has been taken by the Rhapsody guild.
Guildbase Guindall has been taken by the Winter Sonata guild.
King Arthur: ...
Laydee SinX: shit winter is coming
Guildbase Creamhilt has been taken by the Winter Sonata guild.
King Arthur: WHEN DID THEY GET IN?
Sir Lancelot: lol howd that happen dont you have ruwach?
King Arthur: omfg we're going back
Guildbase Lazrigees has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
Shizuka: hel yes
Guildbase Creamhilt has been taken by the Knights of the Round Table guild.
War of Emperium has ended!
King Arthur/sigh two castles... ok i guess
Shizuka: gime my ocas
King Arthur: lol thats for defending and keeping a castle we already have
Shizuka: i kept one
King Arthur: yeah but that was a new one...
Laydee SinX: omg gtg
95135: this guild is gay
King Arthur: k see you guys next woe/heh good job, even though we didnt keep all of pront
Ryuk: wtf
UVERworld: ...lol.
Liszt: fsck dis shit
He logged off, content with the results. It wasn't too bad for a new guild, and they'd kept two castles on their first WoE. Even though one of his knights left him. He'd just have to recruit more later.
Two days later he signed on again. Guild talk time!
King Arthur: hey
King Arthur: lol oops
King Arthur: hey
Laydee SinX: xD
hey King Arthur: wtf we have 4 people left in our guild?
95135: 3, im leaving. i jus wanted to tell you i leveled your guild for you x) see its level 8 already
King Arthur: O.O
95135: welps, c ya
King Arthur: O.O
95135 has left the guild.
Reason for secession:
ill be takin your castles in woe today
King Arthur: O.O
A/N: Because I hate defending Oo and we watched some king arthur thing in english and it sucked so badly. damn...this was so long it wasnt really a "drabble" anymore ;... and it took so long cuz thinking up names is so hard oO I always want to use one from people I know... If anyone has screennames they want to donate (and aren't afraid of being made fun of) then by all means :D.
ugh... and ffnet takes out my brackets and double-exclamation marks sniff