Life was simpler when I was new. Warren complimented my appearance. He praised my flexibility, requiring demonstrations often. He said he was a genius for inventing my Instantaneous Lubricating Action.
But he grew less pleased. He was unhappy when his friends asked my hobbies and I said Giving Warren Orgasms. He told me I never surprised him, then was angry when I spun my head all the way around, for a surprise. Now he has put me in the closet. But he'll be back soon. I will be a good girlfriend and make my optical ductwork stop leaking. Very soon.