Alright, finally I think I've come up with another stuff for the 3rd chapter. Sorry it's not like the others since im horribly running out of material. IDEAS!!!! HURRY!!! GIVE CLICHES!!!!!

P.S I really love Darry in this story. I dunno why? Maybe 'cause he's not actin' like his usual self like he does in all the other stories. Eh anyway…

PP.S I've gotten into a habit of writing down the time. The time is about 5:00 in the morning. Sorry if this chapter isn't funny. I'm very tired so this all seems funny to me lol.

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We got out of the car and I glared at Mary-Sue's back the whole time. She has her own family! We're already doing it rough and this will just make things worse! Was there even a point for her moving in?!

Darry walked over to the letter box before we went inside and looked at the bills. "Wow," was all he could say. "There's no way we can pay for these!"

"Then was it really smart to have another person move in with us?" I tried to say as gently as possible, as to not hurt Mary-sue's feelings.

Darry looked at me shocked, "Ponyboy! Of course we can't manage and you'd probably get sent away if the social workers knew I was taking care of another person! But never ever say Mary-Sue shouldn't have moved in with us! She's the best damn thing that's ever happened to us!"

"You don't even know her!" I said, wanting to explode. "Besides," I added, "if the bills are bad now. They're going to be even worse with another person!"

"It just means we need to start bringing in extra cash. Ponyboy how do you feel about whorin' yourself out to the neighbourhood girls?"

"WHAT!"

"We should get $50 bucks a girl, at least," he said with a grin, as if all our problems had been solved.

I just stared at him horrified, "are you out of your freaking mind!"

"Jeez, it was just a suggestion!" Darry said, rolling his eyes, "I'm sure Mary-Sue would do it. She'd do anything for this family."

"Oh, Darry," she giggled, "you are just oh-so sweet!"

"Then whore her out!" I crossed my arms stubbornly.

"No! Because I'm so over-protective of her." He smiled at her, "she's the only one who can get away with things in this family. I just can't resist that innocent smile."

"Like I freaking said before…YOU-DON'T-KNOW-HER!"

Darry ignored me though and walked to the front door with Mary-Sue. I stood behind them grumbling how miserable I was.

Sodapop answered the door and then his eyes windened when he saw Mary-Sue.

"My god…" he said barely above a whisper.

She fluttered her eye lashes at him, and giggled. Her hair blew in the wind and he stared dumbly at her, with his jaw on the ground.

I looked at the both of them…no…no…NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sodapop!" I pushed past Darry and Mary-Sue.

I waved my hand in front of his face, "snap out of it!!!"

"She's so beautiful," he said, his eyes twinkling.

I turned off the fan next to him so her hair stopped blowing.

"You have a girlfriend!" I yelled trying to bring him back to reality.

"I'm Mary-Sue," she said, still fluttering her eye lashes.

"I'm…I'm…Ponyboy what's my name?"

"This is so stupid!" I yelled angrily and stormed off into the lounge.

"Sodapop," he finally said. I rolled my eyes.

The two flirted and giggled. I wanted to be sick.

Darry came between the two and put his arms around them, "looks like we should start planning the wedding."

"Wedding!" I yelled shocked.

"Oh no, we're much too young. Besides, we can wait." Mary-Sue said, smiling oh so sweetly at Sodapop.

I turned the tv on to ignore them.

"I can wait for eternity, for you," he said, taking her hand.

I grabbed the remote and turned the tv up.

"Something's not right…" Darry said pondering.

"What's not right?" Sodapop asked.

Darry looked around the room, while rubbing his chin then his eyes landed on the arm chair, "I know!"

He sat on the chair, and got his newspaper. "Everything feels right again with this scene."

"No… Shouldn't you be at work?" Sodapop asked.

Darry laughed, "I come home sometimes Sodapop. And when I am home, all I do is sit on this arm chair with the newspaper of course."

Sodapop and Mary-Sue laughed, "of course!"

I rolled my eyes again. They were all acting insane!

"Ponyboy, that reminds me. Mary-Sue is now taking your room. You must sleep on the couch."

"What! Why can't she sleep on the couch!"

Darry shook his head disapprovingly at me, "do I really need to answer why?"

"Yes!" I yelled.

He just shook his head again disapprovingly and continued reading his newspaper.

I tilted my head, looking at him strangely. There's just no point to argue. They're all gone crazy.

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So now here we are at the dinner table. Sodapop and Mary-Sue were sitting next to each other flirting and giggling.

It was hard to keep my damn food down, hearing those too.

Darry then decided to speak to us. "Now… while Mary-Sue's living here it is going to be harder to support 4 people, but I think we can manage."

The lights all blacked out.

"But that means we all have to make a few sacrifices," Darry continued, "no more hair grease or smokes."

"WHY!" I yelled outraged.

"So we can buy a whole new wardrobe for Mary-Sue of course…duh!" Darry rolled his eyes. So did Soda. Darry went on, "even possibly hire a decorator too for her room. I'm thinking pink walls, pink carpet, pink curtains."

"But her room is my room!" I yelled.

"God, Ponyboy, stop being so selfish!" Darry yelled.

"Yes, Ponyboy," Sodapop added, "we're all very ashamed of you."

I grumbled, "god this sucks."

Then there was a tap on the window. A woman was standing out there staring at us, with thick glasses. "Hello…I'm Beth, the social worker… Just wondering if you're doing anything illegal in there…"

"No," Darry and Sodapop said at the same time.

"Who's that girl?" She asked.

"Nobody…" they said.

"Oh…alright," she said cheerfully, and left.

I gave them all strange looks. Those social workers really suck if they're that blind.

Darry went on though with his talk, "I've also started this jar," he sat up on the table, "we all must put a dollar in each day."

"Why?" I asked.

"It will go towards Mary-Sue's college fund."

"We're going to send her to college!"

"Of course, why wouldn't we?"

"She has her own family to send her to college!"

"Ponyboy…we're her family now. She's like the sister…or even daughter I've always wanted. Which is sorta creepy since Sodapop likes her, but besides from that. She's family."

"What about me? I thought you wanted me to go to college?"

"We have more important things now to worry about, Pony'. Like Mary-Sue."

"Why is it all about Mary-Sue?!" I yelled, standing up.

"Why can't it be all about Mary-Sue?" He asked. Scary thing was…he was serious.

"She's not related to us what so ever! Get it through your head!"

"Oh, Ponyboy, there just words," Mary-Sue said, "you can't actually put them inside his head." I gave her a strange look.

Darry and Sodapop burst out laughing.

"God, Mary-Sue you are so funny!" Darry laughed.

"You should do stand up!" Sodapop said, holding his sides, tears forming at his eyes he was laughing so hard.

"I'm going to my room!" I yelled, and stormed off.

"You mean 'couch'," Darry corrected me.

"WHATEVER!" I yelled and layed down on it. When will this nightmare end!

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Thankyou so much for the reviews! I'll be using some previous ideas into the next chapter.

Stay tuned for the next chapter… Mary-Sue will be meeting the rest of the gang.