Howdi, I'm back again for this 4th chappie. I have boring replys to some reviewers at the end…gee, how exciting! I'm horribly running out of material, so I thought it was time to add in a new Mary-Sue cliché character! So I thought to myself what other characters are there usually in Mary-Sue. Then it came to me… it won't truly be a Mary-Sue fic till I add…MYSELF! Don't worry, only one appearance of me and then you'll never ever have to see little ol' me again.

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I woke up from the loud sound of laughter coming from my room. I tried to ignore it, but it just kept coming in louder and louder. It was time to check it out.

I got off the couch and walked towards my room, then opened the door. There I saw Mary-Sue sitting up in my bed, with the blanket on her, telling the end of a joke to… the whole gang?

They were all surrounding her, like a pack of hungry dogs, and she was the fresh meat. I couldn't tell if they were interested in her, or the way her top was hanging off her shoulder. Come on, jeez, they act as if they've never seen flesh before!

I looked across at the time, 7:00 in the morning!

"What are you all doing here at this time!" I said, confused and frustrated.

They all looked at me, noticing I had walked into the room for the first time, then they all just shrugged.

"Lucky, we did though, otherwise we wouldn't have met this precious angel," Two-Bit sighed lovingly, his eyes now probably permanently glued to her.

Wait…precious angel?

"Oh, Keith," she giggled, her eyes turning blue. That was strange? Weren't they brown?

"Keith!" I said shocked. Nobody called him that! How did she even know.

"I love it when you call me, Keith," he sighed lovingly again.

"Back off she's mine!" Sodapop said angrily.

"What!" Steve yelled, utterly shocked, "she's mine! Me and Mary-Sue shared something very special just before!"

"And that would be?" Darry asked.

"Our eyes met when I first noticed her and she smiled. It was magical."

"That was beautiful man," Johnny said, wiping a tear away to what Steve had said.

Dally began to slowly clap and the rest of the guys began to clap too.

"Stop it!" I yelled angrily, "enough with all the clapping!"

They looked at me as if I had grown another head.

"I'm going out," I said, grumbling under my breath as I walked away.

I left my room…Mary-Sue's room and opened the front door.

"Ponyboy, wait!"

I turned around and Mary-Sue was walking towards me, dragging Johnny along with her.

"Where you going?" she asked.

I shrugged, "movies I guess. That's all I ever seem to do in these stories. Or read a lot."

She nodded, agreeing.

"Can I come?" She asked, fluttering her eyelashes. Johnny blushed behind her, watching her.

"Do you have to?" I sighed.

She looked down sadly.

I sighed frustratingly, "fine. Just don't bug me."

She grinned, "yay! Johnny will come to."

"Actually I didn't…" Johnny tried to say but Mary-Sue interrupted him, "I always have to talk for him since he's so quiet all the time."

"Always? You only met him today?"

"Yet, I know him so well," she smiled. "Like when you tap this certain part of Johnny's neck, he will immediately fall over." She tapped the back of Johnny's neck, just under the collar of his t-shirt and Johnny fell to the ground.

He looked up at her from the ground amazed, "wow! That's incredible! I didn't even know that!"

I stared at her suspiciously, "what else do you know?"

"I know a lot. Like that rash of yours isn't going to go away unless you buy some cream for it."

How could she of known about that! "Let's just go to the movies," I said a little freaked out.

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We were sitting there watching the movie when I had a sudden urge for popcorn. I got up and told them.

"I'll come to," Mary-Sue said, standing up. Why does she have to follow me everywhere!

"You want anything Johnny?" I said, trying to be calm.

He shook his head, looked at Mary-Sue then blushed, and smiled a little. He looked at the movie.

"Lets go then," I said walking away, with her tagging along close behind.

We walked up to the snack bar and noticed nobody was around.

I knocked on the counter, looking around for someone, "hello?"

"Maybe they're watching the movie too?" Mary-Sue suggested.

I turned around to face her, "that's stupid."

"Hello!"

I turned around and jumped. A girl was standing there, smiling. How the hell did she get there so quick!

"Sorry," she said, sipping on a coke, "I was out watching the movie."

"Okay…" I said, a little wierded out.

"So what would you guys like?" She asked.

I was about to tell her, when I noticed her name tag.

"Fragile-Ego? Your name is Fragile-Ego?" Ponyboy cocked an eyebrow, staring at the girl strangely.

"Well, you're name is Ponyboy! I don't think it's that strange." She said, shrugging.

"How did you know my name?" Does everyone know everything about me!

"Maybe she's from the future," Mary-Sue smiled cheerfully, as if what she had said didn't sound at all insane.

"The future!" I said, shocked that she would even suggest something so crazy!

"Actually…" Fragile-Ego started.

"Can I just order what I want now? We're missing the movie," I said irritatingly.

She glared at me, "how rude! Let me finish what I was going to say!"

"We're trying to teach him better manners," Mary-Sue sighed, shaking her head.

"What!"

"So anyway," Fragile-Ego continued, "I was at home, reading The Outsiders when suddenly a bright light came from the book, and zoom! I was here! Weird, huh?"

"So… you're saying… you were reading a book… and then the book sucked you inside?" I cocked an eyebrow.

"Yep," she grinned, then pointed to other employees standing around that I hadn't noticed before, "she was watching the movie when the tv sucked her in. That other guy was reading the book like me. And that blonde girl, was in a car crash and woke up here."

Then her eyes widened staring at me, "ohmigosh! You're Ponyboy!"

"I know… you knew that too? Remember? You told me my name?"

"I have to call my friends!" She said, excitedly and got out a small rectangle thing. She pressed buttons on it, then held it against her ear.

She then stared at it, "no aerial?" She said confused, and began to wave it around.

"Can we just get some food!" I tried hard not to yell.

"Wait… wait, just a second," she said, still waving it around. It was obvious we weren't going to get served.

"Let's go back and finish watching the movie," I told Mary-Sue and we walked away, while Fragile-Ego hadn't even noticed, still waving that thing around in the air.

We heard her cussing and yelling at it in the distance.

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In the next one… Daisy-Sue comes back!

Sorry if this ain't very funny, you all know I'm running out of material and jokes. And I did take some of the suggestions, if the people who suggested them had noticed.

MrsHoldenCaulfield, I wanted to use your "orbs" staring down at them, that you had suggested ages ago, but my story hadn't worked out the way I had it originally planned.

Just Playin, if you had noticed I took your advice and turned it to a parody!

Tourmaline, Gary-Stu will eventually get in there. Gotta find him a story line it first though.

Chronic Sarcasm, great suggestion with the knock up thing! I will eventually get around to using it.