Shego always has a pet name for everyone. What if someone took offense to it? A one shot. I own nothing of Kim Possible.
Pet Names
Kim Possible and Shego were going at it again. Fighting hammer and tong, tooth and nail. A spinning back kick here, jabs and punches there. (Maybe even a few bitch-slaps thrown in for good measure.) The had been fighting for over ten minutes with neither gaining the edge when...
BeepBeepbeBeep!
They both recognized the sound of the Kimmunicator and took a step back. Shego, sweating profusely, hands on knees and gasping for air says, "Go ahead... Princess... answer it. I need a time out... Not that I'm... tired or anything. I'm still fresh as a Daisy."
Kim gulps at the air, saying, "You look... more like...a Black-eyed Susan."
Shego let out a low growl.
Kim apologized saying, "Sorry, I couldn't resist. It's a line from an old movie I just love." They were finally catching their second wind. "It had Maureen O' Hara in it, a hero of mine. You know, always playing a strong, positive woman's role and she had long red hair like mine." She does her hair flippy thing ending up in a pose, hands on hips with a big smile and the double blink of the eyes that's always accompanied by a xylophone's off-key 'dink dink."
BeepBeepBeBeep!
"Just answer it," Shego grumbled. "I have a 2:30 nail appointment!"
Kim pulls the Kimmunicator out of her cargo pants pocket. "What's the sitch, Wade."
Wade Load appears on the screen. "Is this a bad time?"
Kim answer, wiping the sweat from her brow. "Not really. Just the same ol' same ol'. Shego and I need a break. Ron's already got Drakken wrapped up." She looks over at Ron and blows him a kiss. He catches it and sticks it in his pocket.
Wade takes a sip of his ever present soda. "Well, Monique wanted to check with you. She'd like to know if you still wanted the new top she has on hold for you at Club Banana."
Shegowas seethingby this time and stomps over to Kim. "Let me talk to the Nerdlinger!"
Kim hands the Kimmunicator over to Shego. "You interrupted our fight over a piece of clothing, NERD BOY?"
Wade does a spit-take and starts to type furiously for a few seconds, then leans back in his chair. "Yeah, and I have something for you, too."
"WHAT!" Shego screams at the computer genius.
"Just this!" He leans forward enough to tap the 'Enter' key on his keyboard.
ZAP! VOOM!
Shego is stunned and falls to the floor. Slight smoking whisp curl around her body.
Kim stands there, slack-jawedand eyes agape.
A slightly muffled BeepBeepBeBeep is heard. Kim takes off her glove and activates her class ring Kimmunicator. "Wade, what just happened?"
Wade smiles. "I have three things for you. One, the Kimmunicator batteries will need to be charged. I just routed their full capacity through the data ports to knock Shego out. Two, when Shego awakes, tell her I'm not a boy anymore, I'm a teenager!"
Kim waits for a moment, then asks, "And three?"
Wade leans in, his menacing face fills the whole screen. "Tell her, I HATE THE TERM NERD!"
A/N: Just something I thought of , late last night, at work! Anyone recognize what movie the line is from? It's my favorite John Wayne flick. Read & Review, please and thank you!