Chapter 2

After finally making to the fishing area, Goku and Vegeta set up camp. "How long are we gonna be here?" Goku asked. "I told three times already Kakarot! Until 4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon!" Vegeta said. " Why couldn't we have brought Krillin or Oolong with us?" Goku asked. "Why do you want those faggets here?" Vegeta said. " Well, I want someone to sleep in my tent with me, and you won't!" " Why do you want someone to sleep with you?!" Vegeta said. "Because I'm scared of the dark!" Goku said with a shiver."You mean to tell me that you can fight the toughest sumbitches in the universe, but you're afraid of the dark!!!?" Vegeta said. "I don't know why. I think it it's because when me and Krillin were kids, he was sleep walking in the dark and he tried to stick his dick in my mouth." Goku said. "I told that boy was queer!" Vegeta said. After much dispute, Goku got Vegeta to let him bring a friend, as long as it wasn't Krillin. Two hours later Goku came flying in with Oolong and Master Roshi. " I said ONE friend Kakarot!" Vegeta said angrily. "You gonna let this dude talk to you like that Goku?" Roshi said. "Shut up you old fart, before I break my foot off in your ass!" Vegeta said to Roshi. "Whoa Vegeta! I was just kidding! Don't hurt me!" Roshi said. "I want some corn!" Oolong said. "We don't have any corn." Goku said. "Dig some out of your asses!" Vegeta said. Goku stuck his hands down in the back of his pants and began digging up a storm. "Kakarot!!! I was being sarcastic!!!! Damn!" Roshi and Oolong began to laugh. "Oh! I thought you was serious." Goku said as he pulled his pants out of his pants. Goku suddenly stuck his hand in Oolong's mouth. " Here's some corn Oolong!" Goku said. Oolong began spitting and coughing. "That was wrong man!" Oolong said still spitting. Suddenly Oolong threw up on Goku. Vegeta and Roshi laughed. "What? Was my corn rotten?" Goku asked. Everyone laughed even harder.