Chapter 3
Finally some fishin'!!!
After a while of back and forth arguing, Vegeta and Goku and the others got down to some good damn fishing. Vegeta sat up everybody's fishing rods, because Goku was to stupid to get the job done, and Roshi and Oolong were playing chess, thats right, CHESS! Unbelievable! "Checkmate!" Roshi exclaimed. "No hell it is not! You took a pawn, and my king is on the other side of the damn board!" Oolong shouted. "Would you two fools shut the fuck up!" Vegeta yelled. They did and Vegeta focused on his fishing. Goku saw a fish come up to his line and take bait right off the hook. "That's Bull-Shit!!! Son of a Bitch! I'm gonna kill you mother fucker!" Goku yelled as he suddenly went Super Saiyan 2. "This should be good." Vegeta said under his breath. "Why is he so mad?" Oolong asked as he turned to look at Goku. While Oolong turned Roshi set up a checkmate. "What the hell happened to the board?" Oolong asked when he turned back around. "Uh.. I dunno!" Roshi said. "You set up a checkmate didn't you?" "Yeah..." Roshi said. "Well I don't care." Oolong said. "Why is that?" "Because you put yourself in checkmate, not me!" "Awe shit! Dammit!" Roshi said, very ashamed.
Goku jumped into the water and swam after the fish. Goku yelled a muffled curse at the fish. He thought to himself, "They all look the same! Which one of these fuckers was it?!" Vegeta looked on from the lake side. "Kakarot has lost his mind if he thinks he'll find that same fish!" Vegeta smiled as an idea occurred to him. "Fool!" He said. Vegeta shot a blast at Goku. The blast crashed into the water and followed Goku. Goku looked back. "That damn fish is following me! How did it get so powerful, it's only a fish! Oh well, take this!" Goku said as he turned and shot a couple of blasts. Vegeta laughed at the site. Goku destroyed what he thought was the fish. Vegeta then yelled "Big Bang Attack!!!!" and a huge blast was sent after Goku. Goku looked back and saw the blast. "You fucking damned fish! I'll make you pay, you bastard! Ka-... Me... Ha.... Me...Haaaaaaaa!!!"He yelled as he shot his favorite attack at the blast. The two blasts collided and exploded, shooting Goku out of the water. Goku was cheering for himself, thinking he had destroyed the fish. Goku landed beside Vegeta, and fish began falling around them that had been blown out of the water. "Noooo! They're everywhere!!! The damn bitches! They're demons!!!!" Goku yelled as he shot blasts at them. "They are only fish Kakarot! Those blasts were mine!" Vegeta said." Oh... I uh.. I knew that!" Goku said.
Later that night they told ghost stories. Roshi had just through telling his. "That shit wasn't scary you old fuck! It was about a damn woman with no pussy! That's not scary! It's just fucking stupid!" Vegeta said. "I got one!" Goku said. "You mean the one about the mutating buger?" Vegeta asked. "Oh, I told that one?" "Yes! Every chance you get! It's about a damn buger that can suck people's brain out and grow bigger! Whoop dee fuckin do!" Vegeta said. " Fine then! You tell one!" Goku said. "Okay I will! Once upon a time Vegeta was out camping and he got pissed off and killed Goku, Oolong , and The old fart Roshi!" Vegeta said. "That wasn't a scary story!" Oolong said. Roshi got up and began screaming and flapping his arms. "The Vegeta is coming after us, It's in the woods!" Roshi yelled. "I'm right here you stupid fuck!" Vegeta said. "Oh" Roshi said as he stopped. Then he thought a minute, and began yelling again. "He's here, we're doomed!" Vegeta decided to get some fun out of this and he chased Roshi with a pocket knife. "You stupid FUCK! DIE!!!" Vegeta said as he stabbed Roshi many times, then he blasted him into the air and let him fall to the ground with a thud. "Vegeta!!!" Goku yelled. "Oh shut up!" Vegeta said as he gave Roshi a senzu bean. The bean healed Roshi immediately. "I was just fuckin with ya old bitch!" Vegeta said to Roshi. "Sure..."Roshi said as he began jacking his dick. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!!" Vegeta shouted. "I'm whackin my mutha fuckin log bitch!" Vegeta slammed his fist into Roshi's face. Roshi fell to the ground, but continued to jack- off. "Noo Vegeta! He has jack-off seizures! Don't kill him!" Goku yelled. "Fine!, but he better stop soon or I'll blow myself up again!!!" Vegeta said as he walked to his tent. Soon the others went to bed too.
Finally some fishin'!!!
After a while of back and forth arguing, Vegeta and Goku and the others got down to some good damn fishing. Vegeta sat up everybody's fishing rods, because Goku was to stupid to get the job done, and Roshi and Oolong were playing chess, thats right, CHESS! Unbelievable! "Checkmate!" Roshi exclaimed. "No hell it is not! You took a pawn, and my king is on the other side of the damn board!" Oolong shouted. "Would you two fools shut the fuck up!" Vegeta yelled. They did and Vegeta focused on his fishing. Goku saw a fish come up to his line and take bait right off the hook. "That's Bull-Shit!!! Son of a Bitch! I'm gonna kill you mother fucker!" Goku yelled as he suddenly went Super Saiyan 2. "This should be good." Vegeta said under his breath. "Why is he so mad?" Oolong asked as he turned to look at Goku. While Oolong turned Roshi set up a checkmate. "What the hell happened to the board?" Oolong asked when he turned back around. "Uh.. I dunno!" Roshi said. "You set up a checkmate didn't you?" "Yeah..." Roshi said. "Well I don't care." Oolong said. "Why is that?" "Because you put yourself in checkmate, not me!" "Awe shit! Dammit!" Roshi said, very ashamed.
Goku jumped into the water and swam after the fish. Goku yelled a muffled curse at the fish. He thought to himself, "They all look the same! Which one of these fuckers was it?!" Vegeta looked on from the lake side. "Kakarot has lost his mind if he thinks he'll find that same fish!" Vegeta smiled as an idea occurred to him. "Fool!" He said. Vegeta shot a blast at Goku. The blast crashed into the water and followed Goku. Goku looked back. "That damn fish is following me! How did it get so powerful, it's only a fish! Oh well, take this!" Goku said as he turned and shot a couple of blasts. Vegeta laughed at the site. Goku destroyed what he thought was the fish. Vegeta then yelled "Big Bang Attack!!!!" and a huge blast was sent after Goku. Goku looked back and saw the blast. "You fucking damned fish! I'll make you pay, you bastard! Ka-... Me... Ha.... Me...Haaaaaaaa!!!"He yelled as he shot his favorite attack at the blast. The two blasts collided and exploded, shooting Goku out of the water. Goku was cheering for himself, thinking he had destroyed the fish. Goku landed beside Vegeta, and fish began falling around them that had been blown out of the water. "Noooo! They're everywhere!!! The damn bitches! They're demons!!!!" Goku yelled as he shot blasts at them. "They are only fish Kakarot! Those blasts were mine!" Vegeta said." Oh... I uh.. I knew that!" Goku said.
Later that night they told ghost stories. Roshi had just through telling his. "That shit wasn't scary you old fuck! It was about a damn woman with no pussy! That's not scary! It's just fucking stupid!" Vegeta said. "I got one!" Goku said. "You mean the one about the mutating buger?" Vegeta asked. "Oh, I told that one?" "Yes! Every chance you get! It's about a damn buger that can suck people's brain out and grow bigger! Whoop dee fuckin do!" Vegeta said. " Fine then! You tell one!" Goku said. "Okay I will! Once upon a time Vegeta was out camping and he got pissed off and killed Goku, Oolong , and The old fart Roshi!" Vegeta said. "That wasn't a scary story!" Oolong said. Roshi got up and began screaming and flapping his arms. "The Vegeta is coming after us, It's in the woods!" Roshi yelled. "I'm right here you stupid fuck!" Vegeta said. "Oh" Roshi said as he stopped. Then he thought a minute, and began yelling again. "He's here, we're doomed!" Vegeta decided to get some fun out of this and he chased Roshi with a pocket knife. "You stupid FUCK! DIE!!!" Vegeta said as he stabbed Roshi many times, then he blasted him into the air and let him fall to the ground with a thud. "Vegeta!!!" Goku yelled. "Oh shut up!" Vegeta said as he gave Roshi a senzu bean. The bean healed Roshi immediately. "I was just fuckin with ya old bitch!" Vegeta said to Roshi. "Sure..."Roshi said as he began jacking his dick. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!!" Vegeta shouted. "I'm whackin my mutha fuckin log bitch!" Vegeta slammed his fist into Roshi's face. Roshi fell to the ground, but continued to jack- off. "Noo Vegeta! He has jack-off seizures! Don't kill him!" Goku yelled. "Fine!, but he better stop soon or I'll blow myself up again!!!" Vegeta said as he walked to his tent. Soon the others went to bed too.