Chapter 4
Announcement
Early the next morning, Vegeta is awoken by excessive arguing between Goku and Master Roshi. "What are you two babbling about?" Vegeta asked as he walked out of his tent. "I did not!" Roshi yelled as if didn't hear Vegeta. "Yeah ya did you old bitch!" Goku yelled back to Roshi. "Hey you deaf fucks! What the fuck is going on here!?" Vegeta shouted. "This old bastard nutted on my pants!" Goku said as he pointed to a stain on his pants. "I told you! I did not do it!!!" Roshi yelled. "Then who the fuck did?" "I don't know, maybe Vegeta." Roshi said. Vegeta smacked Roshi in the head. "I don't care to release my... jizz on Kakarot, you fool!" Vegeta said. "Then it had to be Oolong!" Goku said. "Where did that fat piece of shitty bacon go!?" Vegeta said. He's so weak, I can't sense his power!" Goku said. "I can't smell the little fucker either!" Roshi said. Suddenly a space pod landed and made a huge crater. "What the fuck is that damn thing?!" Vegeta asked. "How should I fuckin know?" Goku said. "It was a rhetorical question, you jackass!" Vegeta said. The pod slowly opened and out stepped a brown creature.
"Where the fuck am I?" The creature said. "You are on Earth." Roshi said. "Where is Elliot?" The creature asked. "Who!? We don't know any damn Elliot, but who the fuck are you?" Vegeta asked. "What region am I in?" said the creature. "Near West City! Now answer me! Who the hell are you?" Vegeta said. "MOTHER FUCKER!!! SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! I landed in the wrong fucking SPOT AGAIN!!! I am known as E.T. I am here for a worldly tournament, and I need to tell Elliot!" "I don't know a damn Elliot, but tell me where this tournament will be!" Vegeta said. "It's in the North Mountain region of East City! Now I must be off!" ET said as he got in his pod and left.
They all packed their stuff and got ready to go. "Where is Oolong?" Roshi asked. "Oh... I don't need to ask him anything. I nutted on myself." Goku said. Vegeta had a look of disgust on his face. "Why the fuck did ya do that?" Vegeta asked. "I was thinking of Chi Chi, and I had a wet dream!" Goku said. "You are one odd sumbitch Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "But still, where is Oolong?" Roshi asked. "HEY YOU FAT PIG! COME HERE NOW!!!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs. They heard a rustle in the bushes and out came Oolong. "Where the hell have you been?!" Roshi asked. "I went to go take a dump! Can I have some privacy, you damned fools!" Oolong said angrily. "I'm no damn fool, you jackass!" Vegeta said as he slapped Oolong in the head. "Well... I am a fool, but anyway." Goku said as he slapped Oolong's head. Roshi slapped Oolong as well. "Come on you guys, we have a tournament to get to!" Vegeta said.
Announcement
Early the next morning, Vegeta is awoken by excessive arguing between Goku and Master Roshi. "What are you two babbling about?" Vegeta asked as he walked out of his tent. "I did not!" Roshi yelled as if didn't hear Vegeta. "Yeah ya did you old bitch!" Goku yelled back to Roshi. "Hey you deaf fucks! What the fuck is going on here!?" Vegeta shouted. "This old bastard nutted on my pants!" Goku said as he pointed to a stain on his pants. "I told you! I did not do it!!!" Roshi yelled. "Then who the fuck did?" "I don't know, maybe Vegeta." Roshi said. Vegeta smacked Roshi in the head. "I don't care to release my... jizz on Kakarot, you fool!" Vegeta said. "Then it had to be Oolong!" Goku said. "Where did that fat piece of shitty bacon go!?" Vegeta said. He's so weak, I can't sense his power!" Goku said. "I can't smell the little fucker either!" Roshi said. Suddenly a space pod landed and made a huge crater. "What the fuck is that damn thing?!" Vegeta asked. "How should I fuckin know?" Goku said. "It was a rhetorical question, you jackass!" Vegeta said. The pod slowly opened and out stepped a brown creature.
"Where the fuck am I?" The creature said. "You are on Earth." Roshi said. "Where is Elliot?" The creature asked. "Who!? We don't know any damn Elliot, but who the fuck are you?" Vegeta asked. "What region am I in?" said the creature. "Near West City! Now answer me! Who the hell are you?" Vegeta said. "MOTHER FUCKER!!! SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! I landed in the wrong fucking SPOT AGAIN!!! I am known as E.T. I am here for a worldly tournament, and I need to tell Elliot!" "I don't know a damn Elliot, but tell me where this tournament will be!" Vegeta said. "It's in the North Mountain region of East City! Now I must be off!" ET said as he got in his pod and left.
They all packed their stuff and got ready to go. "Where is Oolong?" Roshi asked. "Oh... I don't need to ask him anything. I nutted on myself." Goku said. Vegeta had a look of disgust on his face. "Why the fuck did ya do that?" Vegeta asked. "I was thinking of Chi Chi, and I had a wet dream!" Goku said. "You are one odd sumbitch Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "But still, where is Oolong?" Roshi asked. "HEY YOU FAT PIG! COME HERE NOW!!!" Vegeta yelled at the top of his lungs. They heard a rustle in the bushes and out came Oolong. "Where the hell have you been?!" Roshi asked. "I went to go take a dump! Can I have some privacy, you damned fools!" Oolong said angrily. "I'm no damn fool, you jackass!" Vegeta said as he slapped Oolong in the head. "Well... I am a fool, but anyway." Goku said as he slapped Oolong's head. Roshi slapped Oolong as well. "Come on you guys, we have a tournament to get to!" Vegeta said.