Chapter 5
The Tournament
Goku and Vegeta took their stuff home and Roshi and Oolong went back to Kami House. Vegeta had a quick fuck with Bulma and called Goku to tell him to come on to the tournament. Goku made his way to Vegeta's house and they left together. "You think that jackass Hercule will be there?" Vegeta asked Goku. "He's not that bad a guy. He'll be there I'm sure. Ya know, Gohan and Videl are getting married! Gohan knocked her up, that damn broad!" Goku said. "I fucked Videl too! That child better not be mine!" Vegeta said. "They had a test. It's definitely Gohan's kid! I was worried that it might be mine! I hit that shit too. So did Piccolo, as well as Yamcha and Tien... and Krillin hmmm... Oh and Master Roshi!" Goku said. "Damn!!! I didn't know she was bein passed around the fuckin planet, getting fucked by every man and Namek there is! I better not have gotten anything from that skank!" Vegeta said. "Don't worry Vegeta. She said you popped her cherry. You were the first. Aww... so cute!" Goku said. "Shut up Kakarot!"
Later they finally made it to the tournament. They qualified easily, and the other competitors were chosen. "Now we will announce the eight tournament fighters!" The announcer said. "1st we have Vegeta! 2nd we have Goku. 3rd we have... ET! 4th we have... Big Bird! 5th we have... Snoop Dogg. 6th we have... Mario from Super Mario Bros. 7th we have... Darth Vader! And finally the 8th competitor is, of course, our Champion Hercule!" "This will be an easy tournament Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "It sure will!" Goku said. They both rest assured that they would be the finalists, not any of the other fighters.
"Before the first match, I would like to welcome mine and your.... World Champion! Hercule!!!" The announcer said. Hercule walked up the three steps and into the squared ring. "Good People! I am your Champion and I will remain in that status even through the finals, no matter who may be my opponent. Yeah! I won't hurt ya too bad! You people are my fans and I must adorn you. Yeah!" Hercule enthusiastically shouted. "Why does his Afro-Ass keep sayin 'Yeah'? No one is asking him a damn question!" Vegeta said. "He's just an entertainer." Goku said. "You're just a fuckin genius, aren't you?!" Vegeta said. "A.... uh... a... genital?" Goku asked. "GENIUS, not genital!" Vegeta yelled. "Oh, I misunderstood ya!" Goku said. Hercule finally finished speaking, and the competitors for the first match were called. "Big Bird and Mario, please come to the ring." They entered the ring and the match begun. "Are you gonna study your opponent Vegeta?" Goku asked. "Fuck naw! These amateurs are nothing to me my Big Bang Attack!" Goku and Vegeta laughed.
Stay tuned for Chapter 6. Who will win the 1st match?
The Tournament
Goku and Vegeta took their stuff home and Roshi and Oolong went back to Kami House. Vegeta had a quick fuck with Bulma and called Goku to tell him to come on to the tournament. Goku made his way to Vegeta's house and they left together. "You think that jackass Hercule will be there?" Vegeta asked Goku. "He's not that bad a guy. He'll be there I'm sure. Ya know, Gohan and Videl are getting married! Gohan knocked her up, that damn broad!" Goku said. "I fucked Videl too! That child better not be mine!" Vegeta said. "They had a test. It's definitely Gohan's kid! I was worried that it might be mine! I hit that shit too. So did Piccolo, as well as Yamcha and Tien... and Krillin hmmm... Oh and Master Roshi!" Goku said. "Damn!!! I didn't know she was bein passed around the fuckin planet, getting fucked by every man and Namek there is! I better not have gotten anything from that skank!" Vegeta said. "Don't worry Vegeta. She said you popped her cherry. You were the first. Aww... so cute!" Goku said. "Shut up Kakarot!"
Later they finally made it to the tournament. They qualified easily, and the other competitors were chosen. "Now we will announce the eight tournament fighters!" The announcer said. "1st we have Vegeta! 2nd we have Goku. 3rd we have... ET! 4th we have... Big Bird! 5th we have... Snoop Dogg. 6th we have... Mario from Super Mario Bros. 7th we have... Darth Vader! And finally the 8th competitor is, of course, our Champion Hercule!" "This will be an easy tournament Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "It sure will!" Goku said. They both rest assured that they would be the finalists, not any of the other fighters.
"Before the first match, I would like to welcome mine and your.... World Champion! Hercule!!!" The announcer said. Hercule walked up the three steps and into the squared ring. "Good People! I am your Champion and I will remain in that status even through the finals, no matter who may be my opponent. Yeah! I won't hurt ya too bad! You people are my fans and I must adorn you. Yeah!" Hercule enthusiastically shouted. "Why does his Afro-Ass keep sayin 'Yeah'? No one is asking him a damn question!" Vegeta said. "He's just an entertainer." Goku said. "You're just a fuckin genius, aren't you?!" Vegeta said. "A.... uh... a... genital?" Goku asked. "GENIUS, not genital!" Vegeta yelled. "Oh, I misunderstood ya!" Goku said. Hercule finally finished speaking, and the competitors for the first match were called. "Big Bird and Mario, please come to the ring." They entered the ring and the match begun. "Are you gonna study your opponent Vegeta?" Goku asked. "Fuck naw! These amateurs are nothing to me my Big Bang Attack!" Goku and Vegeta laughed.
Stay tuned for Chapter 6. Who will win the 1st match?