Chapter 6
Match 1: Big Bird vs. Mario!
Vegeta and Goku looked on as the first match started. "BEGIN!" the announcer shouted. Big Bird eyed Mario, and Mario eyed Big Bird. "Itsa me... Mario!" "Today's letter is 'F'! For 'Fuck You'!!!" BB yelled to Mario. "Oh me see howsya gonna play! I'll just have to use star power to whup that candy ass!" Mario said. "Today's number is 2! For the second finger from my thumb I'm holdin' up to yo ass!" BB said. "Ahhhhhhh!" Mario yelled as he rushed toward BB. BB stepped aside and kicked Mario in the back. "That shitsa hurt!" Mario yelled. Mario jumped up and landed on Big Bird's head. "That shit ain't gonna work on me! I'm no damn Koopa Troopa bitch!" BB said as he grabbed Mario and slammed him to the ground. Mario got up and flipped back then jumped forward with a mega punch. "Fuuuuuuck!!!! Yooouuuuu!!!!" Mario yelled, but his punch missed the target. BB flew into the air and bent over. "What the fuck are you doin!" Mario yelled. BB strained as if he were constipated. Suddenly, a fat ass egg shot out of BB's ass. The egg shattered on Mario's face. Yolk went everywhere. "Fuck!!!" Mario yelled. The yolk burned into Mario's skin. "That was my Big Bird Bomb Egg!" BB shouted as he flew to the ground.
"Look at those fools Kakarot, they're pathetic!" Vegeta said. "I think they're pretty good." Goku said. "Are you scared of them?" Vegeta said with an evil grin. "Uh... No, not me!!!" Goku said as he scratched his head. "Do you have lice, you fifthly bastard?" Vegeta asked. " Yeah, we have some light bulbs at home!" Goku said. "Lice! Not lights!" Vegeta yelled. "Oh! Hell no! I don't have lice... what's lice?"
BB was running toward Mario with a fury of a mad turtle! "You will die!!!" BB yelled. "Sorry, no killing!" The annuncer explained. "Uh... You will not die, but be hurt badly!!!" BB yelled. Mario could do nothing. "I can't be beat! I beat Bowser, but can I beat Big Bird?" Mario thought to himself. Mario looked down, trying not to accept his fate. He saw a dandelion growing from a crack in the tournament ring. "Can it work?" Mario thought. BB was closing in on Mario. Mario grabbed the flower and stuffed it into his mouth. "Fuck! This mother fucker tastes terrible!" Mario said. Mario felt a surge of energy go through him. "Time to put the fire to his ass!" Mario yelled. Mario shot a huge ball of fire, thanks to the energy of the flower. BB's eyes widened and his pupils grew smaller. "Noooooo!" BB yelled as the fire ball hit him, knocking him back and out of the ring. "Take that, you ABC-123 big fat punk ass bitch pussy!" Mario shouted. The announcer walked onto the ring. "The winner is... Super Mario!"
"That was a shock, I thought Big Bird was gonna win!" Goku said. "You seem worried Kakarot. You're scared of that brick smashin sumbitch! I can smell it on you!" Vegeta said. "That's just my ass you smell!" Goku said. Vegeta squinted his eyes at Goku and spit next to him. "That wasn't nice!" Goku said. "Who said I was a nice person?"
Stay tuned for Chapter 7, and the second match.
Match 1: Big Bird vs. Mario!
Vegeta and Goku looked on as the first match started. "BEGIN!" the announcer shouted. Big Bird eyed Mario, and Mario eyed Big Bird. "Itsa me... Mario!" "Today's letter is 'F'! For 'Fuck You'!!!" BB yelled to Mario. "Oh me see howsya gonna play! I'll just have to use star power to whup that candy ass!" Mario said. "Today's number is 2! For the second finger from my thumb I'm holdin' up to yo ass!" BB said. "Ahhhhhhh!" Mario yelled as he rushed toward BB. BB stepped aside and kicked Mario in the back. "That shitsa hurt!" Mario yelled. Mario jumped up and landed on Big Bird's head. "That shit ain't gonna work on me! I'm no damn Koopa Troopa bitch!" BB said as he grabbed Mario and slammed him to the ground. Mario got up and flipped back then jumped forward with a mega punch. "Fuuuuuuck!!!! Yooouuuuu!!!!" Mario yelled, but his punch missed the target. BB flew into the air and bent over. "What the fuck are you doin!" Mario yelled. BB strained as if he were constipated. Suddenly, a fat ass egg shot out of BB's ass. The egg shattered on Mario's face. Yolk went everywhere. "Fuck!!!" Mario yelled. The yolk burned into Mario's skin. "That was my Big Bird Bomb Egg!" BB shouted as he flew to the ground.
"Look at those fools Kakarot, they're pathetic!" Vegeta said. "I think they're pretty good." Goku said. "Are you scared of them?" Vegeta said with an evil grin. "Uh... No, not me!!!" Goku said as he scratched his head. "Do you have lice, you fifthly bastard?" Vegeta asked. " Yeah, we have some light bulbs at home!" Goku said. "Lice! Not lights!" Vegeta yelled. "Oh! Hell no! I don't have lice... what's lice?"
BB was running toward Mario with a fury of a mad turtle! "You will die!!!" BB yelled. "Sorry, no killing!" The annuncer explained. "Uh... You will not die, but be hurt badly!!!" BB yelled. Mario could do nothing. "I can't be beat! I beat Bowser, but can I beat Big Bird?" Mario thought to himself. Mario looked down, trying not to accept his fate. He saw a dandelion growing from a crack in the tournament ring. "Can it work?" Mario thought. BB was closing in on Mario. Mario grabbed the flower and stuffed it into his mouth. "Fuck! This mother fucker tastes terrible!" Mario said. Mario felt a surge of energy go through him. "Time to put the fire to his ass!" Mario yelled. Mario shot a huge ball of fire, thanks to the energy of the flower. BB's eyes widened and his pupils grew smaller. "Noooooo!" BB yelled as the fire ball hit him, knocking him back and out of the ring. "Take that, you ABC-123 big fat punk ass bitch pussy!" Mario shouted. The announcer walked onto the ring. "The winner is... Super Mario!"
"That was a shock, I thought Big Bird was gonna win!" Goku said. "You seem worried Kakarot. You're scared of that brick smashin sumbitch! I can smell it on you!" Vegeta said. "That's just my ass you smell!" Goku said. Vegeta squinted his eyes at Goku and spit next to him. "That wasn't nice!" Goku said. "Who said I was a nice person?"
Stay tuned for Chapter 7, and the second match.