Chapter 7
Match 2: ET vs. Goku
The announcer stepped into the ring and called the next two competitors. "Will Goku and ET please come to the ring." Goku walked to the ring with ET followed right behind him. Goku looked at the waddling ET and almost lost his nerve. Goku snickered under his breath. The announcer stepped out of the ring. "BEGIN!!!" he called.
ET ran with his long feet and stubby legs toward Goku. Goku simply side-stepped out of ET's way. "Ahhhhhhhhh! I kill you!!!!" ET yelled. "You? You can't do nothin to me Bitch!" Goku retorted. ET stuck out his brown tongue at Goku. "Ewww! Are you shitting out of you're mouth?" Goku asked. "That was my tongue, not shit! Ohhhhhh I'll kill you for that!" ET ran toward Goku and shot a red blast from his hand. Goku didn't have time to dodge, so he was hit. "That blast didn't hurt. Hell, it made me feel better!" Goku said. "My blasts only have the ability to heal, not hurt..." ET sadly said. "Awww... You're just a sorry little bitch aren't you?!" Goku said as he laughed. "No! This just means I'll have to beat you with my bare hands!!!" ET yelled. Goku rushed up to ET and slammed his fist into ET's mouth and snatched out his tongue. "Aoohhhhhhh!!!! my ung! Ya shumbick!" ET yelled. Goku just laughed. Suddenly two men dressed in black suits, hats , and sunglasses jumped into the ring!
"Who are those fools?!" Vegeta said. They approached Goku. "We are the Blues Brothers, and we're here to stop you Goku. ET is our good friend, and we will avenge HHHIIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!" Elwood, the tallest Blues Brother, said. They attacked Goku, but Goku didn't budge. "oohhh, uh uh, bey are ot my fweds! (No, uh-uh, they are not my friends!)" ET yelled desperately. Goku slung the Blues Brothers out of the ring and onto the ground. They managed to get up only to see Carrie Fisher at the entrance. She held a M- 16 in her hands and pointed it at the brothers. "For my mother, my father, and the common good..."She began. "Oh shut the fuck up bitch!" Vegeta said as he slapped her in mid-sentence. He destroyed her with a Big Bang attack.
The brothers looked on in awe. "Oh thank you for saving us!" Elwood said. "KA ... ME... HA... MEEEE.... HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled as he shot his favorite blast at The Blues Brothers. The blast collided with them and they were no more. Goku and Vegeta laughed at the awkward ordeal. The announcer stepped into the ring. " I'm sorry, but due to tournament policy, I have to disqualify ET since his buddies helped him on his behalf." "ooooohhhhhhh!!!!! ere ot my aam fwends! (Nooo, they're not my damn friends!)" ET yelled. "Goku is the winner!" The announcer exclaimed. "Ohhhhhhhh" ET yelled. "Shut up mother fucker!!!!!" Vegeta shouted. "FIIINAAAL FLAAAASH!!!" Vegeta yelled as he shot a huge that killed ET. Goku walked back to were Vegeta was and they laughed about the piece of shit's fate.
Stay tuned for Chapter 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Match 2: ET vs. Goku
The announcer stepped into the ring and called the next two competitors. "Will Goku and ET please come to the ring." Goku walked to the ring with ET followed right behind him. Goku looked at the waddling ET and almost lost his nerve. Goku snickered under his breath. The announcer stepped out of the ring. "BEGIN!!!" he called.
ET ran with his long feet and stubby legs toward Goku. Goku simply side-stepped out of ET's way. "Ahhhhhhhhh! I kill you!!!!" ET yelled. "You? You can't do nothin to me Bitch!" Goku retorted. ET stuck out his brown tongue at Goku. "Ewww! Are you shitting out of you're mouth?" Goku asked. "That was my tongue, not shit! Ohhhhhh I'll kill you for that!" ET ran toward Goku and shot a red blast from his hand. Goku didn't have time to dodge, so he was hit. "That blast didn't hurt. Hell, it made me feel better!" Goku said. "My blasts only have the ability to heal, not hurt..." ET sadly said. "Awww... You're just a sorry little bitch aren't you?!" Goku said as he laughed. "No! This just means I'll have to beat you with my bare hands!!!" ET yelled. Goku rushed up to ET and slammed his fist into ET's mouth and snatched out his tongue. "Aoohhhhhhh!!!! my ung! Ya shumbick!" ET yelled. Goku just laughed. Suddenly two men dressed in black suits, hats , and sunglasses jumped into the ring!
"Who are those fools?!" Vegeta said. They approached Goku. "We are the Blues Brothers, and we're here to stop you Goku. ET is our good friend, and we will avenge HHHIIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!" Elwood, the tallest Blues Brother, said. They attacked Goku, but Goku didn't budge. "oohhh, uh uh, bey are ot my fweds! (No, uh-uh, they are not my friends!)" ET yelled desperately. Goku slung the Blues Brothers out of the ring and onto the ground. They managed to get up only to see Carrie Fisher at the entrance. She held a M- 16 in her hands and pointed it at the brothers. "For my mother, my father, and the common good..."She began. "Oh shut the fuck up bitch!" Vegeta said as he slapped her in mid-sentence. He destroyed her with a Big Bang attack.
The brothers looked on in awe. "Oh thank you for saving us!" Elwood said. "KA ... ME... HA... MEEEE.... HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" Goku yelled as he shot his favorite blast at The Blues Brothers. The blast collided with them and they were no more. Goku and Vegeta laughed at the awkward ordeal. The announcer stepped into the ring. " I'm sorry, but due to tournament policy, I have to disqualify ET since his buddies helped him on his behalf." "ooooohhhhhhh!!!!! ere ot my aam fwends! (Nooo, they're not my damn friends!)" ET yelled. "Goku is the winner!" The announcer exclaimed. "Ohhhhhhhh" ET yelled. "Shut up mother fucker!!!!!" Vegeta shouted. "FIIINAAAL FLAAAASH!!!" Vegeta yelled as he shot a huge that killed ET. Goku walked back to were Vegeta was and they laughed about the piece of shit's fate.
Stay tuned for Chapter 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!