-1Chapter 8
Snoop Dogg vs. Hercule
After the killing of ET, Elliot left, but not before buying some weed from Snoop Dogg. Vegeta looked on as the deal went down. "If he asks me to buy that shit, I'll kill him!" Vegeta said. "Me too!" Goku said. "Your stupid ass son, Gohan, smokes that shit!" Vegeta exclaimed. "I put a stop to that!" "How? Vegeta asked. "I ate all his weed, but Chi Chi made me throw it up! He still tried to smoke it, but it was useless. He said he could buy more, but I went around and killed all the dealers!" Goku said. "You missed one!" Vegeta said as he pointed to Snoop Dogg. "Oh well, I'll get him after the match." Goku said. "What if he wins, you'll be disqualified for killing a winning fighter!" Vegeta said. "I'll just have to wait then." Goku said.
Snoop Dogg walked over to Vegeta and Goku. "Heyjizzle my nizzles!" Snoop Dogg said. "What?" Goku said. "We don't speak jackass! So shut the fuck up!" Vegeta shouted. "Wizzle my nizzle, I just wizanted to knizow if yizou wanted some wizeed." Snoop Dogg said. "Shit no! I'll fucking kill you for that!" Vegeta said as he began to hit SD. Goku grabbed his arm and stopped him. "Don't! You'll be DQ'ed!" Goku said. "Let go of me Kakarot! You just wait till after the match!" Vegeta said pointing to SD.
The announcer called SD and Hercule into the ring. Everyone cheered for Hercule, but only stoners cheered for SD, and they didn't even know who he was! "Fight!" The announcer yelled. "This fight will be off the hizzle fa shizzle my nizzle!" SD said to Hercule. "HAHAHAHAHA! You keep dreamin pal! I'm the champ, and I'll destroy you like I did Cell!" Hercule said. SD pulled out a blunt and lit that bitch up! "Mmmmm... Now I'm hungry, got some chicken?" SD asked. "No! Now fight me you dope head!" Hercule said as he punched SD in the face. "Damn! This weed has a kick to it!" SD said. "That was me!" Hercule said with another punch. SD stepped back then jumped up and slapped Hercule's fro. "I call that, Snoop Jitsu! Off the shizzle!" SD yelled. "Okay, you've done it! No one fucks up the do!" Hercule said as he fixed his hair. SD lit up another blunt, then another, and another, until he was smoking four blunts at once. "I'm smokin fo blunts at once! Hey that rhymes. Yeah thats my new platinum hit! Yo yo yo my bitch! I be smokin fo blunts! All fo at once!" SD sung. Hercule kicked SD in the gut before he sung another verse.
Snoop Dogg was so high that he stumbled back and out of the ring. "We have a winner! Hercule!" The announcer shouted. Hercule laughed at SD. "Aww damn! I lizost! But I still got an ounce of weed!" SD said. Vegeta grew a blast in his hand. Goku then grew one in his hand. They both shot a blast at SD, killing him. They both laughed at the stoner. Hercule prayed to himself that something would happen to Vegeta and Goku so he wouldn't have to fight them.
Stay tuned for Chapter 9! Vegeta vs. Darth Vader!