Finally, the match we've all been waiting for...
Chapter 9: Vegeta vs. Darth Vader!!!
"The final match of the quarter-finals is up! I now call Vegeta and Mr. Vader to the ring!" The announcer shouted over the mic. Feeling good after blasting Snoop Dogg all to hell, Vegeta entered the battered ring. Darth Vader followed with a pimpish strut. Many people cheered for Vader and many booed him. "Don't hate the Vader, Hate the force!" Vader said in his raspy, low tone voice. Vegeta gave a slight frown at the Sith warrior and then made an all too common gesture with his middle finger. "Hey V-man! Shut your damn mouth and come get a piece of ass-whup pie!" Vegeta exclaimed. Vader pointed at himself. "You talkin' to me. Hey man, don't be a Vader Hater!" Vader retorted. "I don't hate you... I just loathe you. Is that so bad?" Vegeta asked. "I suppose not... Hey wait a minute!" Vader said as Vegeta laughed. "Let's begin the match!" The announcer yelled.
The bell rung and the fight was on. Vader whipped out his trusty lightsaber and Vegeta whipped out... well... he doesn't have anything to whip out. (Unless you're talking about that!) "What can you do that I can't?" Vegeta asked. "This!" Vader said as he waved his hand and made the Announcer fly through the air. "HEY!!! Put me down you Jedi Jackass!" The announcer yelled. He was thrown to the ground as he wished. "A Jedi's mind is more powerful than any blast you can throw at me!" Vader said. "Let's see!" Vegeta said as he shot a blast at Vader. Again Vader waved his hand and the blast stopped right in front of him. He then sent it back at Vegeta. The blast impacted on Vegeta and sent him flying back. Finally, he stopped and regained his footing. He let out a smirk which grew into a huge grin. "Maybe you will be a challenge." Vegeta said as he flew toward Vader.
Darth Vader waved his hand again and Vegeta stopped in front of him. "You will now walk out of this ring and disqualify yourself." Vader said. Vegeta's eyes were glazed over and a blank stare resonated from them. "I will walk off the ring and disqualify myself." Vegeta said in a mild tone. He began to walk to the end of the ring, but suddenly he turned around. "Sike!" Vegeta said as he flew up to Vader and pounded his fist into Vader's gut then kicked him in the head. "That jedi mind shit won't work on me. I'm the best strategizer around! I fight dirty and I like it! I would say I'd see you in hell, but this blast might constitute a complete eradication of your being throughout all dimensions!" Vegeta said as he launched his favorite blast. "BIG... BANG.. AAAAATTAAACK!!!!!" The explosion was enormous and when the dust settled, Vader was no more.
"The announcer walked into the ring, or what was left of it and began to speak. "As the rules state, murder of another fighter eligible to win, which means during a battle or before a battle, will result in challenger disqualification. I'm sorry Vegeta, but you're disqualified for killing Vader before the match was won by you." "But I would have won anyway. Can't you accept that, you bastard!?" Vegeta yelled. "Rules are rules. And you broke them. I'm sorry." The announcer said. "Yeah, you're gonna be sorry!!!" Vegeta said as he grabbed the announcer by the collar. "Wait!" Goku yelled, "as you can see on the tape, Vader ran from the blast until he was outside of the ring. He therefore was eliminated before he was killed. You couldn't see it because the blast was too bright, but the film doesn't lie! Play the tape boys!" The tape was played over the big screen and proved what Goku said was true. "I see! Then I declare Vegeta the winner!" The announcer said as Vegeta put him down. Vegeta walked back to the back where Goku was waiting.
"How did your dumbass know about all that tape crap?" Vegeta asked. "I have a bachelor's degree in filmotography!" Goku said. "There's no such thing Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "Okay, I say it on TV. But it was still a good idea right?" Goku asked. "Yeah I guess. But how did you know he really ran off the stage?" Vegeta asked. "It was just a good guess!" Goku said.
The announcer told everyone that a new ring needed to be constructed and that everyone could come back in the morning for the semi-finals. Goku and Vegeta flew home for night. Goku decided to spend the night at Capsule Corp., the home of Vegeta and Bulma. What surprises are in store for our unlikely friends?
Stay Tuned for Chapter 10 and the Next Match: Goku vs. Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 9: Vegeta vs. Darth Vader!!!
"The final match of the quarter-finals is up! I now call Vegeta and Mr. Vader to the ring!" The announcer shouted over the mic. Feeling good after blasting Snoop Dogg all to hell, Vegeta entered the battered ring. Darth Vader followed with a pimpish strut. Many people cheered for Vader and many booed him. "Don't hate the Vader, Hate the force!" Vader said in his raspy, low tone voice. Vegeta gave a slight frown at the Sith warrior and then made an all too common gesture with his middle finger. "Hey V-man! Shut your damn mouth and come get a piece of ass-whup pie!" Vegeta exclaimed. Vader pointed at himself. "You talkin' to me. Hey man, don't be a Vader Hater!" Vader retorted. "I don't hate you... I just loathe you. Is that so bad?" Vegeta asked. "I suppose not... Hey wait a minute!" Vader said as Vegeta laughed. "Let's begin the match!" The announcer yelled.
The bell rung and the fight was on. Vader whipped out his trusty lightsaber and Vegeta whipped out... well... he doesn't have anything to whip out. (Unless you're talking about that!) "What can you do that I can't?" Vegeta asked. "This!" Vader said as he waved his hand and made the Announcer fly through the air. "HEY!!! Put me down you Jedi Jackass!" The announcer yelled. He was thrown to the ground as he wished. "A Jedi's mind is more powerful than any blast you can throw at me!" Vader said. "Let's see!" Vegeta said as he shot a blast at Vader. Again Vader waved his hand and the blast stopped right in front of him. He then sent it back at Vegeta. The blast impacted on Vegeta and sent him flying back. Finally, he stopped and regained his footing. He let out a smirk which grew into a huge grin. "Maybe you will be a challenge." Vegeta said as he flew toward Vader.
Darth Vader waved his hand again and Vegeta stopped in front of him. "You will now walk out of this ring and disqualify yourself." Vader said. Vegeta's eyes were glazed over and a blank stare resonated from them. "I will walk off the ring and disqualify myself." Vegeta said in a mild tone. He began to walk to the end of the ring, but suddenly he turned around. "Sike!" Vegeta said as he flew up to Vader and pounded his fist into Vader's gut then kicked him in the head. "That jedi mind shit won't work on me. I'm the best strategizer around! I fight dirty and I like it! I would say I'd see you in hell, but this blast might constitute a complete eradication of your being throughout all dimensions!" Vegeta said as he launched his favorite blast. "BIG... BANG.. AAAAATTAAACK!!!!!" The explosion was enormous and when the dust settled, Vader was no more.
"The announcer walked into the ring, or what was left of it and began to speak. "As the rules state, murder of another fighter eligible to win, which means during a battle or before a battle, will result in challenger disqualification. I'm sorry Vegeta, but you're disqualified for killing Vader before the match was won by you." "But I would have won anyway. Can't you accept that, you bastard!?" Vegeta yelled. "Rules are rules. And you broke them. I'm sorry." The announcer said. "Yeah, you're gonna be sorry!!!" Vegeta said as he grabbed the announcer by the collar. "Wait!" Goku yelled, "as you can see on the tape, Vader ran from the blast until he was outside of the ring. He therefore was eliminated before he was killed. You couldn't see it because the blast was too bright, but the film doesn't lie! Play the tape boys!" The tape was played over the big screen and proved what Goku said was true. "I see! Then I declare Vegeta the winner!" The announcer said as Vegeta put him down. Vegeta walked back to the back where Goku was waiting.
"How did your dumbass know about all that tape crap?" Vegeta asked. "I have a bachelor's degree in filmotography!" Goku said. "There's no such thing Kakarot!" Vegeta said. "Okay, I say it on TV. But it was still a good idea right?" Goku asked. "Yeah I guess. But how did you know he really ran off the stage?" Vegeta asked. "It was just a good guess!" Goku said.
The announcer told everyone that a new ring needed to be constructed and that everyone could come back in the morning for the semi-finals. Goku and Vegeta flew home for night. Goku decided to spend the night at Capsule Corp., the home of Vegeta and Bulma. What surprises are in store for our unlikely friends?
Stay Tuned for Chapter 10 and the Next Match: Goku vs. Mario!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!