Chapter 11: Vegeta vs. Hercule!
The time has come, for the most powerful person on Earth to fight. That man is Hercule. Yeah right!
Vegeta was well prepared for his match, and Hercule had sweat dripping from his brow. "What the hell am I gonna do?" Hercule asked himself. "You're gonna get your ass whupped, boy!" a familiar tall green man said as he walked by. "Piccolo, what are you doing here?" Vegeta asked. "I came to watch the fight. And I brought some brewskies, courtesy of Mr. Popo!" Piccolo answered as he sat the beer on a nearby table. Both he and Vegeta popped a can open and drank the whole thing in less than three seconds. "Gimme another!" Vegeta said. Piccolo tossed a beer to Vegeta, and they countinued drinking for about ten minutes.
Finally, Goku came back wth some new clothes on, even though they looked exactly like the ones he had on before. "Did you buy a crate of those damned gis from Sam's or something?" Vegeta asked. "No, everytime I look in the closet, there is a brand new gi there. I don't know how it gets there, because Chi Chi says she didn't put it there." Goku said. Goku noticed Piccolo sitting at the table and offered a friendly salutation. "Goku, I put those clothes in there every time I come over to fuck..., nevermind, I don't know how they got there." Piccolo said.
The announcer finally called Vegeta and Hercule to the ring. Hercule slowly walked over to Vegeta and whispered in his ear. "If you would please throw the fight, I will give you a billion zeni." "WHAT! Throw the fight! You coward, I'll never throw a fight for money, it's dishonorable!" Vegeta yelled. Everyone in the crowd got quite, for they would have never believed that Hercule would ask such a thing. "Uh... h-he's lying!" Hercule said. Vegeta looked sadistictly at Hercule, and gritted his teeth. "You fat, fucking, lying, bastard-ass, slobby, shit-mouth, mother fucking, ass-wipe of a son of a bitch!" Vegeta said, "I'll tear you into peices!" Goku ran up to the ring. "No Vegeta, don't. He's part of my family now. He and I are Pan's grandfathers. Just let it go." Goku pleaded. "Fine Kakarot, but I will not throw the fight!" Vegeta said. "Okay!" Goku said as he ran back to where Piccolo was.
The announcer rang the bell for the match to begin, and in one, furious punch, Vegeta knocked Hercule out of the ring. No one could believe it, this was the first time ever, that Hercule had been beaten. Some people in the crowd were crying, others were swearing at Vegeta. "You stupid fuckers want another massacre like what hapened a few years ago?!" Vegeta yelled. But no one remembered since they were all wished to forget those days. A tall skinny man jumped out the crowd with a shotgun in his hands and ran up and shot Vegeta. All the shot bounced off and the man looked puzzled. Vegeta walked to the man and said "You'd better sit back down before I get even more pissed off!" The man, in a state of horror, ran out of the stadium, screaming.
Vegeta walked to the back stage area and sat down for some more beer. "Would you have really blasted them again Vegeta?" Goku asked. "No. I just wanted to have a little fun with them, but they didn't know what the fuck I was talking about, so forget it." Vegeta said. "I guess it's just you and me now, huh?" Goku said. "Yeah Kakarot, and I'm not going to hold back against you!"
Stay tuned for Chapter 12: GOKU vs. VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The time has come, for the most powerful person on Earth to fight. That man is Hercule. Yeah right!
Vegeta was well prepared for his match, and Hercule had sweat dripping from his brow. "What the hell am I gonna do?" Hercule asked himself. "You're gonna get your ass whupped, boy!" a familiar tall green man said as he walked by. "Piccolo, what are you doing here?" Vegeta asked. "I came to watch the fight. And I brought some brewskies, courtesy of Mr. Popo!" Piccolo answered as he sat the beer on a nearby table. Both he and Vegeta popped a can open and drank the whole thing in less than three seconds. "Gimme another!" Vegeta said. Piccolo tossed a beer to Vegeta, and they countinued drinking for about ten minutes.
Finally, Goku came back wth some new clothes on, even though they looked exactly like the ones he had on before. "Did you buy a crate of those damned gis from Sam's or something?" Vegeta asked. "No, everytime I look in the closet, there is a brand new gi there. I don't know how it gets there, because Chi Chi says she didn't put it there." Goku said. Goku noticed Piccolo sitting at the table and offered a friendly salutation. "Goku, I put those clothes in there every time I come over to fuck..., nevermind, I don't know how they got there." Piccolo said.
The announcer finally called Vegeta and Hercule to the ring. Hercule slowly walked over to Vegeta and whispered in his ear. "If you would please throw the fight, I will give you a billion zeni." "WHAT! Throw the fight! You coward, I'll never throw a fight for money, it's dishonorable!" Vegeta yelled. Everyone in the crowd got quite, for they would have never believed that Hercule would ask such a thing. "Uh... h-he's lying!" Hercule said. Vegeta looked sadistictly at Hercule, and gritted his teeth. "You fat, fucking, lying, bastard-ass, slobby, shit-mouth, mother fucking, ass-wipe of a son of a bitch!" Vegeta said, "I'll tear you into peices!" Goku ran up to the ring. "No Vegeta, don't. He's part of my family now. He and I are Pan's grandfathers. Just let it go." Goku pleaded. "Fine Kakarot, but I will not throw the fight!" Vegeta said. "Okay!" Goku said as he ran back to where Piccolo was.
The announcer rang the bell for the match to begin, and in one, furious punch, Vegeta knocked Hercule out of the ring. No one could believe it, this was the first time ever, that Hercule had been beaten. Some people in the crowd were crying, others were swearing at Vegeta. "You stupid fuckers want another massacre like what hapened a few years ago?!" Vegeta yelled. But no one remembered since they were all wished to forget those days. A tall skinny man jumped out the crowd with a shotgun in his hands and ran up and shot Vegeta. All the shot bounced off and the man looked puzzled. Vegeta walked to the man and said "You'd better sit back down before I get even more pissed off!" The man, in a state of horror, ran out of the stadium, screaming.
Vegeta walked to the back stage area and sat down for some more beer. "Would you have really blasted them again Vegeta?" Goku asked. "No. I just wanted to have a little fun with them, but they didn't know what the fuck I was talking about, so forget it." Vegeta said. "I guess it's just you and me now, huh?" Goku said. "Yeah Kakarot, and I'm not going to hold back against you!"
Stay tuned for Chapter 12: GOKU vs. VEGETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!