Title: The Lemon Crinkle Donut
Author:
The Lady of Shadows
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Author's Note: I work at Tim Horton's as a baker and this basically popped into my head as I baked them. So in celebration of the first day of March's donut of the month here is:
The Lemon Crinkle Donut
"I can't believe it! I go on vacation and visit my sister and I go to Tim Horton's for a coffee and a donut. And they try to Kill Me!" Rodney muttered as he walked into the staff meeting.
Elizabeth arched an eyebrow at John. He shrugged, drawling out, "Now Rodney, they weren't deliberately trying to kill you."
"Hmngfh!" Rodney snorted and crossed his arms.
"John?" Elizabeth asked, her tone begging for clarification.
"Rodney went in for a donut and an extra large triple/triple coffee. He was to busy wondering what kind of donut he was going to have, he didn't notice the big yellow sign declaring their donut of the month."
"John, what does Tim Horton's Donut of the Month have to do with them trying to kill Rodney?" Elizabeth inquired.
"It was the Lemon Crinkle Donut."
"Oh!"
"Yes, oh!" snarled Rodney, "Because the donuts are fried and dipped in the same substances there is no guaranteeing that the donuts are safe for me to eat due to cross-contamination. Which means I can't have an apple fritter because it was glazed in the same glaze as the lemon crinkle donut thus making it poisonous for me to eat." He sighed morosely, "The apple fritters were hot and fresh too."
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