Replacement Lovers

Pairing : Ruby and Ram

Words: spongebath and a stuffed Pooh bear

Challenge by: Denitta

Warning: PG 13 possible swearing and sexual statements; is there slash?! You'll find out!

Author's Notes: Funess! Poor Java getting left for THAT.

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(Season 5)

Ram had gotten himself injured while out at the Zoot awakening. Ruby went to take care of him while Lex went back to the Mall and Slade was still MIA.

"Hey hey, what are you going?" Ram demanded as she went for his uniform.

"You're a genius- figure it out- I'm fixing those wounds," Ruby stated showing the bandage for effect.

Ram snorted, "You sure about that? You sure you're not just trying to compare body parts?"

Ruby looked at him, "I've seen better trust me, and I've already seen your chest, Slade had me sponge bath those wounds of yours the first time he brought you in," she stated dully.

Ram looked at her, "Okay fine, you win, but still- I'd be good for you," he replied.

"Oh and how is that?" Ruby demanded as she went to work.

"Easy, Slade is gone- he won't know- two: Lex is too big a jerk- and I'm ideal. I'm not very active or haven't been really. I'm in love with someone else- so trust I won't be looking for seconds-and I'm tolerable," Ram replied.

Ruby nearly fell out of her chair laughing at first- but then she thought about for thirty seconds- it wasn't hurtful- it meant nothing- and kept her busy for a few hours. Besides, Ram wasn't that bad looking.

"Fine, but this happens once- never again," she replied.

"I can deal with," Ram answered standing up grabbing her.

"Wait now?"

"Why not, you got my outfit half way off, why not go the whole way?" he said pushing her towards the door.

"In my room?" she demanded shocked.

"Yea, my bed is too small," Ram answered going towards where he knew room to be with Ruby being pushed ahead of him.

They slowly made their way there- with Ram having trouble walking and all- however he wasted no time in shutting the door- he was about to take off his clothes further when he noticed- a stuff bear…

"What is that?" Ram said looking at her.

"My old stuff pooh bear. From when I was little- it's torn up as I don't know what- but it's the only thing I kept since before the virus," she said shrugging and a small smirk matching as she noticed Ram's appalled look.

"I won't even say it…" he started.

"No, you're right you won't because you have other things to do," she replied tearing off the rest of this clothes and going for her own.

Ram never got to reply as he found himself in a heated make-out session with her as she threw off her own clothes. As they fell to the bed and started in on each other. He didn't remember much after that except the bed's loud squeaks and that appalling pooh bear.

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The end

Total words : 588 (very short- text)

A/N: Well that was fun.