So after my most brilliant brainy wave of wave braininess, I kind of had a brain lapse and named the story the wrong thing. It is now called Simply Irresistible: SBHP version , instead of the oh-so-wonderful and smart Simply Irresistible: Alternative . Anyway. I promised I'd stick with this version as well so I am going to stick to my most wonderful and happy promise. You know what's odd? I wrote that last sentence, then left the page, then came back and I had forgotten about writing it... Anyway on to another most importantly important note: Everyone here must go and read this story : Siren's Song By this Authoress: The Draconian Mistress . It's a most wonderful story and hasn't gotten NEARLY as many reviews as it should! If I don't find out that she has at LEAST 33 reviews by my next chapter, then you guys are all in for much disappointment in the Harry/Draco factor. Be warned! Oh and by the way. If anyone has some good Harry/Draco or Harry/Sirius fics that they've written, please let me know because I am in desperate need of wonderful things to read while I'm not typing frantically, trying to get a chapter out every day. And if I feel it's not gratified enough with many many reviews I will attempt to promote it. Why? Because I like having the power to get people to read things at my will!

Simply Irresistible

Chapter Seven

"Draco!"

"Harry!"

"Draco that's not funny! Stop it!"

"You know you like it!"

To anyone standing outside or anywhere near the abandoned classroom, it would sound as if two boys by the name of Draco and Harry were doing very naughty things that really shouldn't be done in an abandoned classroom during a break after potions. But if you looked inside you would find that it was more along the lines of one boy trying to teach the other while the boy getting taught proceeded to continually grope the other's bum.

"Draco! If you don't stop that I'm going to revoke your snogging privileges for a week!" Harry stated, finally getting thoroughly annoyed with the pouting blonde. Harry smiled in satisfaction when the other boy stopped attempting to wield his hand to his arse. "Good, now. Wh-" Harry was suddenly cut off as Draco launched himself at him, knocking him to the ground with a rather satisfying 'THUD!'.

"What was that about revoking my snogging privileges?" he asked, the tip of his nose touching the tip of Harry's.

"I-Oh fuck it!" Harry said in a very un-Harry-like manner, throwing his arms around the smirking Slytherin's neck and pulling him down further.

Draco was taken aback for a second. He hadn't planned on Harry giving in THAT easily. But he quickly recovered and delved his tongue into Harry's mouth, intent on exploring every nook and cranny. Harry moaned into Draco's mouth, and pushed his hips up into Draco, making his er...situation, rather evident. It was Draco's time to moan now. He was just about to rip off Harry's shirt when a set of very strong hands grabbed into his arms and yanked him back, sending him flying across the room.

"Keep away from Harry you sick pervert!" Sirius yelled as Draco slammed into the wall.

"Sirius?" Harry asked, quickly standing up and grabbing onto his arm before he could hex Draco into the next generation.

"Come on Harry let go of me! He deserves all I can do to him! How DARE he try to rape my son!" Sirius snarled, trying to get out of Harry's grasp without harming him.

"Sirius! He wasn't trying to rape me!" Harry yelled, taking Sirius' wand from him.

"The hell he wasn't! Give me back my wand Harry!" Sirius said, trying to remain calm, so he didn't bite Harry's head off. Laterally.

"Sirius since when has it been possible to rape the willing?" Harry asked and Sirius stopped "And if you don't believe me you'd bloody well better look down." Sirius looked down to see Harry's 'situation' and a blush grew on his cheeks. "Oh.." he mumbled, shocked and a bit disturbed to see his son in such a state.

"Yes, oh. Now can I trust you with your wand?" Sirius nodded and Harry handed it back to him.

Draco was suddenly behind Harry, glaring at Sirius, who was still blushing, and rubbing the back of his head. "Har, who IS this madman and why is he calling you his son?" Sirius' eyes narrowed at the shortening of Harry's name. Only HE could call his son that!

"This is Sirius Black and he is calling me his son because he is my father. Well, Godfather actually. But he's the closest thing I've ever had to a father in my life. And don't you DARE do what I think you're going to do! I love him and if you hurt him in the least bit so help me I will NEVER speak to you again." Harry said, as Draco was about to raise his wand. "You either Siri. I love Draco as well and the same goes for you as it would for him." He added with a pointed look towards Sirius' raised wand. "Good. Now that that's settled." Harry said then looked at his watch. "Lunch is over and I'm starving. I'm going to the kitchens for something to eat." Harry said and walked out the door, a disgruntled looking Draco and a rather sulky looking Snuffles following suit.

That's all I have for now. I need some ideas people. So I'm asking for YOUR help, that's right, YOUR help. If anyone has any suggestions please let me know! And I mean what I said at the top of the page! And once again I'm sorry it was so short. My brain wave kind of left with all the other waves in my brain...