Where am I?

Pairings: Salene and Zoot with Pride and Java

Challenger: Lian the Great aka Lisa

Lines: "Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven", "Evil is what you make of it would I still be evil in your eyes if you saw me in the morning light?"

To Include: A mention of a Barenaked ladies song, Forrest Gump, anchovies, Legolas, and Gimli

Warning: Up to PG 13 for the usual

Disclaimer: Do I own anything? NAH. Just the headace.

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(Non Virus World; One Night)

It was a long day ahead- Martin was stuck cleaning his room before his parents return from work- or else was in deep trouble- half way through he heard a knock and there stood a girl with red hair and a smile on her with a pretty dress on.

"Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?" he said looking at her in amazement.

"Depends, is this heaven?" she asked.

"It is," he confirmed.

"Then no, I wouldn't," she replied with a laugh.

"Always the humourist, right Salene?" Martin challenged.

"Pretty much, so then I look good for my date with Pride?" she asked.

"I would think so," he told her.

"So you're not going to the dance with Trudy?" she asked.

"Nope," Martin said.

"Then, what are you going to do?" Salene asked.

"Well, I just an ordered an anchovies and mushroom pizza- so I'm going eat that and have a pow wow with Legolas and Gilmi," he replied sardonically holding up a copy of Lord of the Rings.

Salene gave him a look, "And there's nothing I can do to change your mind?"

"Not really, have fun," Martin replied.

"Yea, you too," she said leaving.

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(Same time across town)

Pride rang the doorbell- and a girl answered it with arms fully crossed.

"It's been one week," she said darkly with a song ironically called that playing in the background by the Barenaked Ladies themselves.

Pride looked at her, "I just came for my stuff," he said.

"Evil is what you make of it would I still be evil in your eyes if you saw me in the morning light?" she asked.

"Yea, because the light only shows it more. Did you think I would never find out Java is that?" Pride asked her.

"I don't know maybe- admit it up till then I was perfect right?" she demanded.

"Yea, too perfect. I knew something was off… you could have told me about Ram," Pride announced.

"I had no choice," Java told him.

"Like I believe that. I saw that look- that's the same look you give someone right before you stab them in the back- I've seen it one too many times with you Java. I'm not stupid," Pride said.

"Look- I was caught up in the moment- we were watching such a romantic film- and the music-" Java began.

"You were watching Forrest Gump and listening to Heavy Metal, Java. Everyone warned me about you- and tried to ignore it- but you know something they were right. You really are heartless- now can I get my things? I have to pick up Salene," he stated.

Java shot him a look- pointing to the boxes, "There"

"Fine- thank you," he said taking his stuff and heading for the door.

Pride turned to say something but it was too late- Java had already slammed the door in his face- he'd pay for leaving her like this- he would pay badly- just not right now- first she needed a good few minutes to break a few things- and then a night with Ram… but he would pay sooner rather than later.

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The end

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Almost got me that time but I thought quickly and refused to let myself get kicked in the teeth more soon. S