A spoof, building on the films 'Saw' and 'Saw II'
Enjoy...R & R!
Disclaimer
I own nothing to do with the 'Saw' movies. Except a copy of 'Saw' on DVD.
But that doesn't count...does it?
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Four people wake up in a room. They do not know each other. They do not know where they are. I paint such a detailed picture…
Jayne: What's going on? Where the hell am I? Who are you people?
Bobby: "I don't live here."
Brendan: Why do I get the feeling i'm gonna miss Desperate Housewives?...
Suddenly, the four hear a crackling. The all turn to a tv screen they now notice, in the corner of the room.
Jigsaw: Hello Bobby. Brendan. Ellen. and Jayne.
Ellen: Aaaaaah! It's Jigsaw! I have not sinned...!
Jigsaw: Shut up and let me finish! Ahem. You will all be wondering where you are. You might be in the room that you die in...
Ellen: Wow, you need new lines.
Suddenly, a small rock is thrown from a hole in the ceiling (that no-one noticed before and will automatically forget about as a possible escape route) straight at Ellen's head.
Jigsaw: I smite you! Be hushed, woman!
Ellen: Ow.
Jigsaw: You are all here for different reasons and, as you know, none of you know each other.
Brendan: Oh, yeah. I'm Brendan by-the way!
Jigsaw: AHEM!
Brendan cowers in the corner.
Jigsaw: Bobby - a week ago you bought a matress. On that matress, like all matress', there was a tag which was labelled with the warning "Do not remove". Do you remember?
Silence.
Jigsaw: You removed that label, Bobby. For this evil, you must be punished.
Bobby: Noooooooooooo!