The Bar room brawl

Pairing: Jack/Ebony

By: Jacony (runs away screaming Jacony love is evil)

Other characters: Slade, May, Lex

Words: monstrous, unpaid, greedy, home-made.

Sentences: "Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change." "No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."

There must be a physical fight between Jack and Slade.

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(Series 5)

It was a few hours to the attack, and Ebony was stuck in liberty with a bunch of people she could not stand. The monstrous Ruby (who she wanted to slap so bad), the greedy Lex with an eye only on self advancement (not that she was any different), May the annoying witch, Ram- the , and Darryl the Zoot poser who often complained that he went unpaid by Mega, proving he was just as shallow as Lex.

However, on the end of good-Slade, Jack, and Jay were there as well. Slade- the lover, Jay- the decent ex (that still annoyed her but much less than everyone else), and Jack the geek with some appeal- indeed Ebony was surrounded by both the best and worst company ever.

As Ruby was sucking up to Slade by claiming to have made him home-made cookies- Ebony couldn't help the sneer as Jack came up to her.

"You know- No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid," Jack said motioning to how Slade was acting around Ruby.

Did the man have no decency- flirting with Ruby right in front of his girlfriend. Sure, Jack didn't like Ebony- and Ebony didn't like Jack but still, he'd never wish that on any female. Which is why he was still a bit cross with Jay, over his treatment of Trudy- in his opinion, that was just cold way to leave a girl.

"I'd love to rip her to pieces right now," Ebony said looking at Jack.

"I don't advocate violence but in the event that we're at war anyway- might as well," he said looking at her.

Ebony gave off an amused laugh, "Cute," she said.

She then looked at Jack's expression for a second, "And you were serious," she exclaimed surprised.

"Just don't kill her," he replied.

Ebony smiled, "Oh I'll worry about that myself," and without another word, she got up and went up after Ruby.

Ruby turned around at the sign of Ebony approached, "Can I help you with something?" Ruby demanded in a harsh tone.

"Yea," Ebony replied without another word hitting Ruby clear in the face. As Ruby fell towards the ground- and Slade jumped back but then he snapped back into action and tried to stop Ebony who in returned ducked out of the way and went right back at Ruby.

Slade then tried to interfere but knocking down Ebony- the mistake however was that Jack was in the room- and though like he said- he did not believe in violence there was no way he was letting Slade hit a girl- any girl didn't matter who. So Jack went to interfere and got punched by Slade. Leading Jack to attempt to hit him in return (that was a bit personal- after all he was trying to be a peace keeper).

Now there was two brawl room fights between Ruby and Ebony; Slade and Jack. With a amused May and Lex watching.

"Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change," May replied looking at the group and then to Lex as she sipped her drink.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Lex demanded giving her a look.

"Not a thing, Lex. Not a thing," she replied getting up.

Lex gave her a look, "Wait! I need details," he replied going after her.

"What about them?" Darryl called to them both pointing to the groups on the floor.

"Leave 'em," Lex replied.

"They'll stop eventually," May shouted as she raced to her room with Lex going after her.

Darryl shook his head as watched it go on, "And to think I missed pro wrestling- this is far better".

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A/N: 785 words