Okay, lets start with author's notes…(looks around while shuffling papers). Wait, I don't have anything else to say. Well here are the warnings: Future Yamachi shounen-ai/yaoi/whatever you want to call it. Major OCCness, but that's why it's an AU! Also if I get a flame complaining about the 'gayness' of the story, I will whack that person upside the head. So if that makes you uncomfortable, please leave now or face the scary wackiness of my hand! Also another warning this time, WARNING: MAJOR SAP! LIKE DISGUSTING SAP! BUT YOU''LL SEE WHY…NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS OFF CAPS LOCKS CUZ I LOOK MAD…that's better
That said, it's time to respond to my reviewers.
JyouraKoumi: I'm glad you liked it! You'll have to wait to see if Sora gets with Jyou…(laughs evilly). Anyways, thanks so much reading, and since you reviewed, I have a tray of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies for you. Enjoy!
Moppy: Hey! Welcome to the wonderful world of my mind! It might scare you at times, but it produces some good stories…Thanks for reviewing. Don't cry! Yamachi will come back! How about I give you some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies to make you happy? (cautiously hands tray to Moppy). Hope that makes you happy! Keep reading. :)
Slushie Blu: I think we're all in love with naïve Taichi, especially a certain blond haired boy…(cough cough). Don't be sad! They'll be 'hints' of Yamachi and maybe some interesting dreams…I promise it'll be back soon. Have some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies for now! Hope you like! ;)
DarkMetalAngel of Destruction: (cowers in fear behind naïve Taichi)…You can't hurt me cuz I have a secret weapon that no one can fight! A naïve Taichi (author holds up adorable Taichi in his chibi mode and laughs evilly as DarkMetalAngel of Destruction melts with love for the cuteness). Anyway, I promise they'll be lots of Yamachi moments later! I swear it! (Hands the fresh baked chocolate chip cookies to DarkMetalAngel of Destruction). Enjoy!
Jenn120: Don't worry. I love ice cream too! Thanks for your review. Today, I have fresh baked chocolate chip cookies for you! Enjoy!
chocolatelover1: I got two new reviewers today! I'm so happy! Welcome! Thanks for your review and I hope you enjoy the fresh baked chocolate chip cookies today. I think you will unless your name lies…
And now, after the nonexistent author's notes and reviewer thanks, I will continue! Thanks for baring with me. On with chapter eight!
"Why does it have to rain right now!" Taichi yelled at the sky as he runs home. He had been enjoying the beautiful day until the clouds opened up.
Finally reaching his apartment, Taichi opens the door and walks in, grumbling about 'stupid rain'.
Stripping his clothes until he was in his boxers (A/N: on the count of three, one, two, three. Drool…), Taichi turned on the heater, grabbed a bag of chips and sat down to watch TV.
He must have been more tired then he thought because he fell asleep.
Taichi looked around, lost and confused. "Where am I?" he asked out loud as he looked around at the beautiful landscape before him.
A waterfall was slowly cascading down into a shimmering river. Leaves fluttered in the breeze and the sun was shining bright.
"Okay…" Taichi murmured. "I have officially gone crazy."
He felt the breeze hit him and he shivered a bit. Looking down, he was shocked and a little embarrassed. He was wearing a dress!
"What the hell?" he cried, staring wide mouth.
He was wearing a beautiful purple dress with a very low neck, so you could see his shoulders. It had long sleeves that covered a great deal of his hands. You could only see his fingers. The dress was long, and reached his ankles. He wore small shoes in the same color as the dress. A nice detail was the dark purple belt like shape at his middle.
"How did this happen?" he stuttered, reaching up to run his hand through his normally messy hair. What he noticed shocked him even more.
"My hair…it's tamed…" he gasped, feeling the smoothness of his normally crazy hair. His hair was hanging down, reaching his shoulders. It was curling slightly. He had hairclips to keep his hair in place.
"Okay. I look like a girl. How could this get any weirder?" he murmured.
He looked into the river and was shocked that he was wearing makeup. It wasn't trashy makeup; just a little black eye pencil, some mascara, a little purple eye shadow and lip gloss.
"Okay…I just answered my own question." he sighed, attempting to sit down gracefully in a dress. He felt something cold hit his neck and looked down to see a small necklace with a little heart shaped pendant on it.
"Even though I have no fashion taste, according to Hikari, I gotta admit. This is beautiful." he fingered it and leaned back.
Only problem was he leaned back a little too far and almost fell into the river. Readying himself for the shock of the cold water, he was shocked to feel two arms pull him back up.
"Oh my God! Thank you so much!" Taichi bowed, blushing as he stared at the black shoes.
A deep laugh rang through the air and Taichi instantly recognized it. 'No freakin' way is this happening to me!' he screamed in his head as he looked up to see Yamato standing over him, icy blue eyes sparkling in the sunlight. He was wearing a long black trench coat, a white t-shirt, and tight leather pants.
Taichi felt himself blush again. 'Great. Not only is Yamato in my dream, but I'm wearing a freakin' dress! Plus why does he have to be so damn hot!'
"You really need to be careful, Chi."
Taichi murmured. "Yeah, I guess so." He looked around again. "Um, Yamato? Where are we?"
"Call me Yama, Chi."
Taichi blushed again. "Okay, Yamato…Yama."
"To answer your question, we're in paradise."
Taichi snorted. "A little sappy, Yama?"
"How can I not be sappy when I'm with the one I love?"
Taichi went still. "The one…you love…" he turned and instantly turned beet red when he was meet with a chest. He reddened even more when he felt Yamato encircle his arms around him. 'What is going on? This cannot be the same Yama I know…Can it?'
"Chi, baby, look at me."
Taichi looked up and gulped seeing the sparkle in Yamato's eyes focus on him. 'Crap! His eyes look so good right now!'
"What's the matter?" The look changed to one of concern.
Taichi shook his head and buried his face into Yamato's chest. He felt like crying for some reason, though he had no clue why.
"Chi, tell me baby. Did someone hurt you?" The tone in Yamato's voice sharpened slightly as he soothed the cross-dressing boy (A/N: had to put that in!)
Taichi shook his head again, unable to speak. He felt like some part of him had been filled. 'Great. Now I sound all sappy. I am not going to become one of those girls who cry over every little thing! I'm not!' he screamed in his head, but he felt tears run down his cheeks. 'Dammit!' he cursed.
The arms around him tightened and he felt Yamato kiss the top of his head. "Don't cry, Chi. I'll make it all better. Look at me."
Taichi looked up, tears blurring his vision. He felt Yamato wipe his tears away, but more came. "Why are you crying, Chi?"
"I don't know…" He honestly didn't. Just being in a damn fairy tale land, looking like a girl and Yamato looking so damn sexy just set him off.
He could make out Yamato's face closing in on his. 'Oh my God, he's not…No way…' But he shut his eyes, awaiting for the moment…
Ring Ring!
Taichi's eyes flew open and he fell off the couch. "Ow. What's with me and falling off the damn couch?" he grumbled as he stood up, letting the blanket fall.
"Hello. Kamiya residence. Taichi speaking."
"Hey Tai!" a female voice came on.
Taichi immediately brightened up. "Hey Kari! How are you?"
"Out of my mind in boredom."
Taichi had to laugh at that. "If you're bored, I probably would have killed myself already if I was there."
Hikari laughed. "You probably would. Though it would relieve me from my boredom."
"Dear little sister! How could you say that?" Taichi gasped in mock horror and anguish. "That hurts…"
Hikari laughed again. "Drama Queen."
Taichi laughed. "Takes one to know one."
The two siblings ceased laughing and silence overcame them. "But seriously, how are you?" Hikari asked, all amusement gone.
Taichi was confused. "What do you mean? I'm fine."
Silence came once again then Hikari let out a sigh. "Good. Cuz I was worried."
Taichi was shocked. "About what?"
"You."
"Me? What about me?"
Hikari let out another sigh. "Never mind. I was just calling to say hi."
"Well hello." Taichi teased.
Hikari giggled, then Taichi heard someone calling out. "Oh. That's Dad. I gotta go. We're going to feed the ducks in the park…"
Taichi laughed. He could see Hikari rolling her eyes at the excitement. "Well, don't have too much fun…" he teased.
"Shut up." Hikari shot back, but she was laughing. "I'll talk to you in a few days, okay?"
Taichi nodded, then realized she couldn't see it. "Sure. See you."
"Bye."
"Bye." Taichi hung up the phone and looked around the apartment. The dream came back to him and he blushed deep red. 'It means nothing. It's just a dream…'
'Then why do you wish to relive it?'
'What are you talking about?'
'I'm inside you smart one. I can feel that you wanted the kiss from dear Yama.'
Taichi blushed again. 'Do not…'
The voice laughed. 'You actually make a pretty cute girl…'
Taichi growled at the voice and began to clean. He was so busy listening to the voice he didn't see the table in front of him.
'Shut up, you stupid…' "OW!" Taichi screamed at the top of his lungs as he ran into the table, hard, knocking both him and the table over.
When the dust cleared, Taichi was seen, moaning in pain as the table laid next to him, legs intertwined with the human ones.
'Graceful, Tai, Graceful…' the voice laughed.
Pretty pointless chapter I will say. I just felt like I had to write something extremely sappy and this just came out. Sorry if I caused any of you to puke…I was close to it…Next chapter will have substance because it's Taichi's 'date' with Sora. And I lied about Yamato being missing. He's coming back next chapter, for a cameo. And we get to meet someone else! Yeah! Anyways, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and please tell me what you think. Good morning, good evening, and goodnight.