Laws of Attraction

By: Jacony

Pairing: Mega/Java

Setting: N/A

Other Characters to Include: Ram, Ved, Siva, Trudy

Sentences to Include: "One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." "It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was."

Words to Include: denial, democracy, handcuffs, lapdog.

Rating: up to 13

Disclaimer: Cloud 9 owns it all. I'm just working it… oh and Seena will not-NOT be held liable for any comments made by readers or their opinions and if they're crazy- I had nothing to do with it.

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(Series 4)

Denial. Rule 1 in laws of attraction- denial is the safest thing you have for protection. If you can deny, you are safe from a reality- especially it's as one as complicated in being in love with your husbands personal lapdog.

Handcuffs. Rule 1M- in the event denial has been tossed out the window- invest in handcuffs. It is far better to have a tied up boyfriend then one that has time to analyze the situation in the event he turns out an emotionless evil jerk.

Democracy. Rule 5, it always better to let the man think he has an option to decline or back down from. In truth, as a female one must always remember first however- that in a democracy majority rules, and females always get two votes.

Logic. Rule 6, it was always important to let a man think he has the right to question something that does not sense such as feelings- especially one known for being purely logical. Questions and answers are important. However, one must always remember the words of women who came before hand as they got men like Mega. "One who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever." In short, let the man be stupid and question as it is a logical move but do not hesitate to cut them off after five minutes. However, in the event they ask none- clearly they are idiots and not worth your time.

And the final rule….

Take no prisoners. In the event of having a sexual encounter it always important to remember that males are inferior and only think with their hormones and not their brains. Therefore, it is your once and only chance to have them totally at your mercy-this is not something to pass up. But there is Mega- and this was Java's problem- the half human- half asexual creature thought with no else but his brain but she was going to change that- she had to.

As Java walked down the hall- she passed a series of other techno's on the base.

Ram was talking to Siva, "Good Siva- a little lower".

Java rolled her eyes as she watched Ram and Siva- that and her sister- it was vile. She snorted at the look Siva gave him- and her ever so polite, "Yes sir".

She kept walking and noticed Ved talking harshly to some virt with purple hair, "Where is Amber?" she demanded to him grabbing him by the neck- a look of pain on her face.

Ved just rolled his eyes, "No idea what you're talking about," he said sardonically.

She then passed a techno shouting something along the lines of, "It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was."

Java finally came face to face with a room at the end of the Hall- she peaked her head to both sides and looked around for any spies before opening the door and peaking her head in.

"JAVA, if you don't let me go RIGHT NOW-" a loud voice came biting in her direction.

Java smirked as she stepped into the room and came in smirking at Mega who was handcuffed to the bed. She then came in and sat cross legged at the foot of it, "Have a nice afternoon?"

"I'm going to kill you the minute I get loose," he replied looking straight at her.

"Oh are you?" she challenged moving to stroke his chest on top of his uniform.

"Yes I am- now undo these and let me go," he said with a hint of warning.

"Sorry but no can do…" she said evenly.

"Java…"

She then started to rub her hands over his chest continuously as she went for the zipper and kept going. He looked at her, "Why do this insist on getting me mad?" he said finally his face still expressionless.

"You know why," she answered shortly.

"You going to untie me?"

"You going to be a good boy?"

"No"

She smirked, "Just what I wanted to hear," she answered undoing them as she crossed her arms.

Without another warning he grabbed her and pulled her to his side and wasted no time undoing hers as well. Java smirked again as they both undressed and as he topped her- with only one final thought.

Rule 23- it's always better to let the man win- it just makes the entire thing so better.

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