Miko: IT'S US AGAIN!
Sakura: -hands Miko her Inuyasha plushies which keeps her preoccupied for a few hours- This part is done me ME. MOI. MEE!
Miko: -hands Sakura her Syaoran plushies and keeps her preoccupied for a few hours- yes, this is done by her…
Sakura: You guys had better laugh or else… I DARE YOU won't be updated!
Miko: -gasp- that's harsh Sakura-chan!
Sakura: Geez, you really think I won't update I Dare You?
Miko: Yes?
Sakura: You're weird… ENJOY GUYS!
Miko: You better enjoy, or else Sakura will get mad and cry.
Sakura: NO I WON'T! WOLF BLOSSOM NEVER CRIES!
Miko: -rolls eyes- SUUURE.
Sakura: OI!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
And the Name of the Game is…
Once upon a time there was a beautiful Priestess named Mi. She had many suitors, among them was Inuyasha, Miroku, Syaoran, Eriol, Kyou, and a masked weirdo. However Priestess Mi wanted to test them, to see if they were worthy of her love, though she knew Inuyasha was already worthy of it, but she wanted to have some fun.
So Priestess Mi let the games begin, officially calling it the "If you're worthy come, if you're Mike, don't" games. She invited her best friend and her mate, Ria and Sesshomaru to witness the opening of the "If you're worthy come, if you're Mike don't" games.
The first game was called the "Ramen for Mi" game... the contestants had to make ramen for Mi and whoever made the best, won game. However that game kind of went downhill when Inuyasha ate all the ramen.
Mi sweat dropped as she said, "Inuyasha, if you're gonna eat my food all the time, you can go to Kagome, I'll have Kyou."
Inuyasha pouted but kissed Mi's cheek before leaving. Mi squealed, gloating at how Inuyasha kissed her but Ria rolled her eyes saying she had 150 pups with Sesshomaru so far.
Sesshomaru blushed and Mi started laughing at him, saying that he has a lot of sperm. Sesshomaru growled and started to pout. Ria laughed and tugged on his tail saying the next round of the "If you're worthy come, if you're Mike don't" games was starting.
The next round was the most abs round... whoever had the most abs was in the game, whoever didn't was disqualified.
One by one the contestants took off their shirts and Sesshomaru, Ria and Mi were sitting in a puddle of drool (thanks to Ria and Mi).
Sesshomaru growled, not liking his mate looking at topless men. "Good thing Inuyasha isn't here." he growled.
Ria laughed and kissed his cheek. "I still love you more… but he has cute ears!" she said. Sesshomaru gasped and pouted some more and Mi laughed at him.
Mi looked at the guys and started to tick them off. "Syaoran, yes, Miroku, yes, Eriol, yes, Kyou, yes, Hojo… EW HOJO! A guy in a face mask… he looks pretty hot, yes..."
Hojo was disqualified and he left, crying to his mommy. His mommy came and screamed at Mi for making his baby boy cry.
Mi sighed and snapped her fingers, making them both turn into toads. "Jaken, your mom and brother are here!" Sesshomaru said.
Jaken ran up and took toad Hojo and toad Hojo's mom before running away.
The next game of the "If you're worthy come, if you're Mike don't" was the PLUSHIE ATTACK round... you have a set of 24 plushies and you must chose the 5 that you think Mi will love the best. If you have 5 correct ones, you're still in, if not, you're disqualified.
Kyou chose the Inuyasha, Syaoran, Eriol, Miroku and Sesshomaru plushies. Miroku chose the Inuyasha, Syaoran, Eriol, Hojo and Ryuukotsusei plushies. Eriol chose Clow Reed, Sesshomaru, Darien, Kyou and Hojo, Syaoran chose Eriol, Syaoran, Sesshomaru, Naraku and Hojo and the guy in the face mask chose the same ones that Kyou chose.
Mi frowned and booted Eriol, Syaoran and Miroku out. Sesshomaru laughed seeing as how those three chose Hojo plushies. He hugged his mate close when Miroku came to say good bye. "Eyes off monk!" Sesshomaru growled.
Mi slapped Miroku who had managed to grope her butt but then realized she liked it and allowed him to grope her one last time before leaving.
That left Kyou and the unknown person.
A loud booming voice came actually belonging to Naraku. "FINAL ROUND OF THE 'If you're worthy come, If you're Mike don't' GAME! I'm not Mike but Sesshomaru found me unworthy of being in the presence of him and his mate, so here I am sitting in a lonely old box with lots of cockroaches and playboy magazines! I want pictures of nude Hojo! Not playboy! Humph!"
Mi rolled her eyes and fingered Naraku who screamed. "HOJO! MARRY ME!" Sesshomaru covered Ria's ears and she was doubling over in laughter. Kyou stood on one side of the battle field and the masked man, on the other.
The final round is called. "Tango with Mi."
Mi got out of her seat and Sesshomaru and Ria decided to use it to their advantage and "mate" some more...
"KEEP IT DOWN!" Naraku yelled at Fluffy and Ria, "I'm trying to fantasize about HOJO!"
A shirtless Sesshomaru glared at him. "I'll kill Hojo if you don't shut up!"
Naraku got scared and started crying for his mommy.
Mi lined up with Kyou and they started to tango. Their moves were sharp and edgy but Mi got to feel the perfect sexy abs behind his muscular muscle shirt. She swooned, wanting to mate with him like how her friend was... "Kyou," She moaned. He pressed his lips against her forehead before the song ended.
Mi pouted. "NO FAIR! I WANT KYOU-BABY!" the new announcer known solely as Goku came up.
"You have to dance with the masked weirdo before you can choose Kyou." Goku said, "And why aren't I in this? I WANT MI!" Goku cried...
Suddenly Chi Chi came up and pummeled him. "GO KILL BUU! NOT THINK OF MI! DIE GOKU!" Gohan and Goten were laughing at their father but then Vidal came and pulled Gohan away.
Mi sighed as she lined up with the masked guy.
'The masked guy is pretty hot,' Mi thought as they tangoed. She wondered what the face was behind the mask but suddenly the masked man's tooth fell out (Mike has a missing tooth).
"AHHH!" Mi shrieked as she pulled back. Kyou and Sesshomaru came with their swords ready as the masked man took off his mask, only to be seen as Mike.
"MIKE! Can't you see the name of the game's, IF YOU'RE MIKE, DON'T!" Mi shrieked.
Mike frowned. "My names not mike any more, it's Mary!"
(He turned hot last story remember?)
Everybody sweat dropped. "Mary?" Mi asked.
"Yeah," he said "The name of the game said no Mike, so I thought you'd allow a Mary in."
Mi laughed. "I want a guy, not a Mary!"
Mike started crying for his mommy too and he and Naraku sat in a lonely dark corner crying for their mommies.
Ria came down and kissed Sesshomaru before hugging me. "I'M THE MAID OF HONOUR!" Ria screamed.
Mi laughed as she kissed Kyou, "Of course!" Mi squealed!
Thereafter, Kyou and Mi had lots of babies, who played with Ria and Sesshomaru's babies… and they lived happily ever after! (Hears Naraku and Mike cry for their mommies)
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Sakura: AND THAT IS WOLF BLOSSOM'S contribution to our A Simple Misunderstanding fic!
Miko: -sweat drop- Now we work on part 3!
Sakura: Ohohoh, I already have plans for that! Time to bring out the sailor scouts! And the STN-J crew too…
Miko: STN-J?
Sakura: Witch Hunter Robin…
Miko: o.O; wha?
Sakura: Never mind, stay tuned guys!
Miko: -still lost-
Sakura: Seems like I do it this time… LUB U! Sakura and Miko.
Miko: -still lost-
…an hour later
Miko is all alone
Miko: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Sakura? SAKURA! WHERE ARE YOU!