Miko: TIS US AGAIN!
Sakura: Us and our randomness… yay! You know, I've been thinking…
Miko: -gasp!- did you hurt your self while doing so?
Sakura: -rolls eyes- ha ha, very funni Miko. Anyways, like I've been saying I was thinking, this is NOTHING like my normal writing… I mean, my other works are so thought out- well planned…
Miko: That's because we did this over MSN… duh…
Sakura: Quit being so smart… you're never smart!
Miko: -twitchy eye- I figured out how to use my pencil, I think that's smart enough.
Sakura: Yeah… did you find out how to use the eraser?
Miko: Still working on that… my mommy says I'm doing better.
Sakura: -nods- uh huh, and does your mommy say you're cool?
Miko: -smiles stupidly- yes!
Sakura: uh… I'm gonna walk away… and let you read this chapter…
Miko: GET BACK HERE! Teach me how to use the eraser… SAKURAAAA!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
Cheaters Part 1
Many years (ok like only 6 months) after the "If your worthy come, if you're Mike don't" games, in a far away land (like only a 20 minute drive from Sesshomaru's castle) lived two twin brothers, Bry (the good one) and Yrb (-pronounced ERB- the evil one).
Bry had always fantasized about having the perfect girl. He wanted a girl with long blond hair... he thought of having Priestess Mi but she wasn't blond and she was already Kyou's girl.
He decided to dye his brothers' hair blond, in hopes of relieving some stress, but Bry was too nice to do that, so day after day, he sighed and sighed some more... and sighed again! Princess Ria and Lord Sesshomaru decided to visit Bry, since Yrb wasn't having enough fun torturing an already sad Bry.
Ria's friend, Mina decided to come along. Just as they walked into the castle, Mina sensed evil and transformed into... SAILOR VENUS!
Bry saw her and instantly started drooling... Sesshomaru frowned at his putrid drool and decided to lift up his mate and carry her bridal style. Sailor Venus, on the contrary, loved the way Bry's drool smelt and she went up to him and hugged him.
This caused Yrb to be very jealous... "Why does Bry get the hot girly girls? Why don't I get the hot girly girls?"
Just as Yrb finished his thought, Mike ran into the castle, holding up a plastic toy sword.
"LOOK!" Mike roared as he jabbed his sword into Ria's belly, "It's Princess Ria, my former Princess Ria!" Mike then did something very stupid and groped Ria, just like how Miroku does. This caused Sesshomaru to get very mad... very very mad.
Sesshomaru glared at Mike and that caused Mike to instantly get scared and jump into Yrb's arms. "SAVE ME YRB! YOU HAVE SUCH A STRANGE NAME YET YOU ARE SO UTTERLY SEXY!"
Yrb was disgusted as he pushed Mike off of him and even out of the castle. "I said I wanted a girly girl, not a girly guy, sheesh!"
The evil that Mina sensed in the castle was actually Yrb's mutant pet cockroach, Tuffles.
Tuffles was very nice and was attached to Mina. Bry took this as a good sign and went down on his knees, in his puddle of drool and proposed to Mina. Mina sighed and stared up at the sky. "Fine, I'll ditch Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Vegeta, Darien and Seiya just for you Bry! I will marry you, only because you have a cute cockroach and very sexy smelling drool."
Sesshomaru got scared of Mina's behavior and ran away with his mate in his arms. He decided the only safe place (besides the castle) was Mi's cave. He rushed there and put Ria on the floor. "HEY MI!" Sesshomaru called.
A loud snort came and Mi awoke. "Whaaa? I was sleeping you very sexy, very hot, yet very annoying mate of Ria!"
Suddenly Kyou appeared… "OI! UR MINE!"
Mi said, "FINE! Sheesh, and I thought Inuyasha was overprotective!"
She continued muttering until Kyou brought her face up to face him and kissed her. The two of them made out until a cough behind them told them that someone was there in the cave with them.
Mi turned and saw Ria and Sesshomaru standing there, with a funny smile on their faces.
"MI! I'd never thought I'd see you - YOU - kiss a guy like that!" Ria grinned.
Mi blushed and threw a rock with her powers at Ria. "MOO! GO SCREW A COW!" she yelled.
(© This whole sentence -Starting from Moo to Cow- is claimed and copyrighted by Miko, she is very protective of her stuff and would be VERY mad if someone used this without asking her first.© )
Mi glanced at Sesshomaru and he looked ticked. So she said, "Or anything that has a fluffy tail!"
Sesshomaru still looked mad.
Mi tried again. "Uh……the thingy next to you?"
Sesshomaru and Ria looked next to them and saw a bunch of animals that Mi kept and on the other side was a bunch of plushies.
Sesshomaru growled again and Mi got irritated. "OKAY OKAY! GO SCREW SESSHOUMARU! God, first you come and wake me up then you growl at me..."
Sesshomaru's eyes lit up. "Really? Let's go Ria!" Ria laughed as Sesshomaru picked her up and ran out of the cave to purposely "screw". Mi and Kyou sweat drop. "I didn't think they'd take me seriously." Mi said…
Suddenly, Ria ran back in panting, her shirt slightly ruffled. "The other reason we came was that Mina's gone crazy!"
Mi frowned. "What?" Sesshomaru nodded. "Venus wants to marry Bry."
Mi's eyes pop out of her sockets. "She's lost it!" She screams, "She's lost it! NO! SHE CAN'T!... wait how long have they known each other for?"
Sesshomaru answered her calmly, "Three minutes…"
Mi goes dot eyed before hollering... "SHE WHAT? THREE MINUTES! SHE… SHE'S CRAZY! I THINK FIGHTING THE FORCES OF EBIL HAS MADE HER TURN STUPID! I MEAN C'MON!"
(© Eh… ebil…but not REALLY copyright... just a... neopet kinda saying...©)
Then it hit Kyou...
It hit him hard…
Like a big, VERY big heavy bag of...
Cotton candy...
Kyou winced as he felt it hit his face. He turned around and glared at the little girl, by the name of Megumi, who threw it at him.
"DADDY!" Megumi cried. She ran to Sesshomaru and jumped into his arms. Mi squealed. "You brought your youngest daughter? KAWAII!"
Ria laughed and Kyou glared at Mi again. "YOU LIKE BRY!"
Mi choked on air and fainted... two hours later (which was actually 2 seconds after) she woke up to check if it was all a dream, saw Kyou, Sesshoumaru and Ria, and fainted again.
After 2-3 minutes, Ria got tired of waiting and went all, "OH MY GOD MI! LOOK! SOMEONES GOING TO COME AND STEAL YOUR PLUSHIES!"
Mi woke up instantly and went in front of her plushies, her eyes filled with fire… When she realized there was no danger, and that it was only Megumi, she calmed down a bit, before glaring at Ria, who grabbed her daughter and put her in front as a shield.
Megumi squealed. "Hi hi! What are you doing Mommy?"
Everyone sweat dropped at Ria.
Ria went all defensively. "OI! I knew she wouldn't hurt Megumi! I wouldn't have risked my daughter's life if I didn't know Mi had a weakness for children."
Mi glared back at Kyou.
Kyou brought his hands up in defense and said, "What!"
Mi launched herself at Kyou (He doesn't transform into a cat right now because Mi is a priestess and has magic powers) and she yelled, "I DO NOT LIKE BRY! I LOVE YOU! HOW COULD YOU EVER DOUBT ME LIKE THAT!" and she started sobbing immensely.
Everyone looked at her weirdly, and Ria said slowly, "…uh…PMSing?"
That made Mi cry even more and her tears started to come out as big waterfalls... the cave started to flood and her river of tears started to wash out the entrance. Sesshomaru, fearing for his mate and pup's safety, decided to tape Mi's eyes shut so the tears won't fall out.
Kyou glared at Sesshomaru and attempted to scratch his eyes.
Mi cried even more, the strong tape (actually from the dollar store) came off and Mi cried even more... the river of tears washed all the way to Bry and Yrb's castle… and unfortunately for Sesshomaru (who was fighting Kyou hand to hand) the river washed Ria and Megumi straight to Bry and Yrb's castle.
Everyone followed Ria and Megumi and got washed away to Bry's castle, and oddly enough, nothing in Mi's house moved but the people in it.
As they arrived to Bry and Yrb's castle, Mi brought everyone out of the tear river and created a thingy so they could fly to the castle, everyone went spot eyed at what she had created.
It was a white sock, two eyes on top and a nose.
Everyone looked at Mi weirdly and she just yelled, "WHAT! Grr…you guys want me to kick ya'll off and back into the water?"
Everyone stopped looking at her weirdly. Sesshomaru and Kyou started shook the water off their bodies like doggies and all the water came falling on Mi and Ria and Megumi, who all –including Megumi- glared at the men.
Kyou chuckled, "Megumi is going to grow up like Ria."
Sesshomaru looked at Megumi frightened and ducked behind Kyou.
Finally, they arrived to Bry and Yrb's castle. The water by then had washed out and disappeared to god knows where.
Mi then let everyone down gently and proceeded to marching into the house –without knocking might I add-, yelling, "BRY! GET YOUR PUNY ASS DOWN HERE! SAME GOES FOR YOU YRB AND MINA! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!"
Bry, Mina and Yrb all poked their heads out of the door frightened of Mi. Even Yrb was scared of Mi, and he was the evilest of the evil, the cruelest of the cruel, and the top of the top in his work… Yet he was scared of a little priestess who couldn't even keep count of her infinite supply of plushies.
Bry and Mina slowly walked out, Bry fixing his tie and Mina fixing her skirt.
Mi eyed them suspiciously and said, "MINA! What's this I hear? YOU'RE ENGAGED TO BRY?"
Mina shook her head and for a second there Mi thought Sesshomaru and Ria was just playing with her, but then Mina said, "I'm already married!"
Ria popped out of nowhere yelling, "WHY WASN'T I INVITED?"
Mi yelled the same thing to but then went back to being angry, "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO'S WAITING YOU BACK AT TOKYO CENTRAL?"
Mina looked back at Mi and shook her head. "No…"
Mi then looked back at Mina… and then looked at nowhere exactly, reached her pocket, and pulled out a humongous book. Everyone looked at her surprise, she was wearing tight clothes...how the hell did she manage to put a book of the size of two dictionaries in her pocket!
Mi started looking in the book, the title of the book was: STUFF TO REMEMBER. She searched and everyone started partying, since it took a longtime, there was beer, chips, everything! A lot of people popped out of nowhere to dance and stuff…
Then after 2-3 hours (this time, really 2-3 hours) Mi yelled, "AH HAH! I KNEW I WASN'T WRONG!"
Everyone looked at her and suddenly all the guest vanished… into thin air.
Kyou said, "What took you so long?"
Mi blushed and said, "I...was looking in the wrong section, only realized 2 minutes ago..." That caused everyone to sweat drop.
Then Mi suddenly had a serious look and pointed to Mina and said, "YOU! Have you forgotten about a certain ANDREW?"
Mina blinked and then said, "Err…Mi... the betrothal was annulled 5 years ago."
Fluffy shook his head disappointingly and Ria just sweat dropped.
Ria then came over to Mina and said, "What Mi means is…WHAT THE HELL MARRYING SOMEONE YOU JUST MET 3 MINUTES AGO! WHAT ARE YOU INSANE! ARE YOU CRAZY!"
Mi continued. "ONLY SOMEONE VERY DESPERATE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"
Ria nodded…
Ria and Mi looked at each other and hi-fived while yelling, "ESPN!"
Mina looked back at everyone and said, "You guys seriously think I would do that? What are you crazy? I've known Bry since we were 10 years old! And I'm 20 now! That makes 10 whole years!"
Mi looked at Ria, who looked at Fluffy, who looked at Kyou, who was trying to take off all of Bry's pet cats off of him. He may transform into a cat when hugged, but that didn't mean he liked having them all over him!
Mi said slowly, "You've…known…him for 10 years? Uh…sowie!"
Once again, everyone's attention went to Mi's weird word, even the cats blinked at Mi and Mi yelled, "MOO!"
Then she turned back to Mina and Bry and sweetly said, "I hope you two have fun on your marriageeeeeee!"
Bry and Mina thanked everybody before rushing back into the kitchen. Mi squealed. "They're making food! Ooooo I hope its ramen!" Kyou patted his girlfriends' back… "Mi- they're not making food."
Sesshomaru coughed... Ria sneezed... a tumbleweed flew by... Yrb yawned and Kyou looked at his girlfriend. Mi was still lost. "Uh... what are they making then? I mean a kitchen is supposed to be used to make food right?"
Suddenly she heard Mina screaming and she sweat dropped... "GET A ROOM!" She roared...
"WE ALREADY HAVE ONE!" Bry called back...
"Oh..." Mi said. She turned around looked at Ria. "I swear, Bry and Mina are more sexually active than Sesshomaru and you!"
Kyou rolled his eyes. "Nobody is more active than Ria and Sesshomaru, fact of life Mi."
Yrb sighed, feeling very lonely. A single lone tear escape his eye but then his cell phone rang!
Mi frowned. "What's a cell phone? They aren't invented yet Yrb you ass!"
Yyrb glared at mi. "I bought this from the other side of the well Mi!"
Sesshomaru frowned. "I thought my brothers' bitch can only access the other side of the well."
Yrb smiled sweetly, "Then maybe I am your brothers' bitch."
Mi coughed. "THAT SOUNDED WRONG YRB!"
"But Miiiiiii, Inu-kun's SO hot!" Yrb whine!
Ria rolled her eyes, "Who's on the phone Yrb?"
Yrb pouted. "Inuyasha?-- NO KIDDING!" he screamed as he saw Mi glowering above him. "Lita called..."
Mi then screamed, "HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! Why is Lita phoning Yrb but doesn't answer MYYYYYY calls?"
Ria sweat dropped and said, "She does answer your calls...you just never check your messages..."
Sesshomaru poked Mi and Mi screamed, "OI! WHY YOU POKIN ME! YOU LITTLE POSSUM EATER!"
"WHAT THE FUCK? POSSUM EATER?" Sesshomaru roared.
Ria sighs, "He likes bunnies,"
Mi grinned, "Oh…well…RABBIT EATER!"
Fluffy yelled back, "WELL YOUR A SOCK EATER!"
Mi stopped and said, "How do you know that?"
Everyone went spot eyed and looked at Mi weirdly.
Kyou got twitchy brow.
"NOOO! You can't eat socks! You told me you like eating underwear!"
Mi looked at Kyou weirdly and said, "No…that's Ria!"
"WHAT!" Ria screamed, and she blushed before saying, "I said I liked eating toilet paper! Bry liked underwear!"
However Bry and Mina were still making "food" in the kitchen so their attention was now on Yrb, who was talking heated on the phone with Lita.
Mi came closer and started eavesdropping
"It's not nice to eavesdrop!" Ria said, but then she went closer as well and listened closely.
Kyou and Sesshy shook their head and muttered, "Women…" and then they as well went near to the phone, but then they remembered that they had cool ears so they walked away and listened from afar.
Lita said, "I made your favorite dish Yrb…"
Yrb said back, "You made underwear soup with socks on the side? With panty salad?"
Lita went, "Uh…I thought your favorite dish was lasagna…?"
Yrb coughed and said, "Hehe, yes, that's what I meant, lasagna…"
So Lita goes, "I made lasagna, chicken soup, roast and wieners."
Mi started drooling... "Wieners..."
Sesshomaru's eyes twitched. "Wieners?" he called out…
Mi turned around and giggled. "You know, HOT DOGS!"
Sesshomaru growled low… and then Ria looked at Kyou and said. "I like hot cats."
Yrb glared at them. "SHUT UP SOCK EATERS AND TOILET PAPER EATERS!"
Mi and Ria looked at each other with trembling lower lips and watery eyes... this caused Sesshomaru and Kyou to get very mad…
And then the door flew open and wind came bustling in…
And snow…
And sakura blossoms…
And tumbleweed…
A few rats climbed out…
Making the whole dramatic scene go…undramatic
Sesshomaru growled and said, "What are YOU doing here?"
Mi and Ria started to drool, "So hotttttttttttt!"
Kyou and Sesshy went all… "WHAT?"
So then Mi and Ria jumped into the arms of the boys… but then looked up…Mi saw she was in Sesshy's hands and Ria saw she was in Kyou's hand.
The two girls sweat dropped and exchanged place so that they were in the arms of their rightful man.
Mary/Mike said, "I have changed my name again! 'Tis now: Slave Mike!"
Everyone looked at him weirdly with big question marks on their head, which Mi started chasing around because hers didn't want to stay on top of her head.
Then Mike said, "The reason I have changed my name is because I am the slave of the most wonderful person in the world, my new wife…Ashton!"
Everyone looked at Ashton weirdly… 'He's a guy though…' they all thought simultaneously. He was dressed in a pretty kimono, it was pink with fuchsia stripes on it…eh…well…guess it wasn't so pretty after all.
Mike then said, "Everyone! Meet Ashton! He's the light of my life! Without him, I would be lost by now, he was nice enough to make me his slave and marry me!"
Ria started getting jealous and wondered what was so special about Ashton for Mike to stop being obsessed by her.
Mi was still chasing her interrogation point.
So Ria seductively walked towards Mike, and traces circles on his chest while puckering her lower lip. Sesshomaru was busy eavesdropping on Yrb and Lita to notice. Mike started sweating majorly.
Then Ria smack lays it on mikes lips…the sound was SO LOUD…that Sesshomaru turned around and found Mike "raping" his mate.
But by then, Mike had already fallen back into Princess Ria's charms. Ria smirked and yelled, "OH MY GOD! WHY YOU TOUCHING ME! SESSSSSSHY! I HAVE MIKE'S COOTIES!"
Mike starts stuttering, hating the way Sesshomaru was looking at him.
Sesshomaru then growled, "Why you little! HOW LOW CAN YOU GET! Raping a girl… WHO'S MATED BY GOD! YOU STUPID UGLY, NOT HOT, GIRLY, UNMANLY, GIRLY GUY!"
Suddenly Ashton stepped in front of Mike and said… "Sessh-o-maru." Like he was cutting his name into distinct syllables. Sesshomaru stopped in mid air; he was in the pose of attacking Mike.
Sesshomaru suddenly had hearts around him and said, "Who is that…that…pretty lady?"
Kyou looked at Sesshomaru weirdly and said to Ashton, "WHAT SPELL DID YOU PUT ON HIM?"
Ria starts panicking and went on an attacking position, beside Kyou, like Sesshomaru had done before, but Ashton said, "Ky-ou."
Kyou goes all, "Ashton-chan...you're so... HUNKY!"
"FLUFFY!" Ria roared
"KYOU!" Mi screamed
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Sakura: 11 pages, 3 235 words… and what did Ashton do? –gasp-
Miko: I already know… -grins-
Sakura: -rolls eyes- yeah well, we BOTH did bits n pieces of this chapter n put it together… dumb eh?
Miko: Actually, 'tis insanely smart.
Sakura: Yeah well… when do we bring out… wait Inu-kun and Syao-kun are coming soon… BUT WHAT ABOUT AMON! I like his lil orbo gun thingie… -goes off to la la land-
Miko: Amon will come soon enough Sakura-chan… but I guess I have to do it today…
Sakura: -drools- la la la la land… LAA!
Mika: Ehhh? –sweat drop- erm ok… what did Ashton do to our Kyou and Sesshomaru? What will happened? Stay tuned! –insert dramatic music-
Sakura: Ooo… Amon… -walks away in a dreamlike state-
Miko: I don't think that's normal… I have to take her to the hospital… LUB YOU GUYS! Miko and Sakura…
Sakura: -giggles like a small school girl- look at the purdy burdy…
Miko: Know what… she can stay like that… she scares me… MOMMY!
Sakura: -snaps back to reality- DON'T LEAVE ME! MIKOOOOOOOO!