Sakura: -grins- Mi wanted to do the A/N for this chapter… but to bad for her, I edited this chapter! She can do the A/N's for the NEXT chapter!
Miko: -POUTS!- YOU SO UNFAIR SAKU-CHAN!
Sakura: -smirks- I know, I've hung around Syaoran too much…
Miko: eh?
Sakura: -points to name on the computer screen- MY NAME IS SAKURA… shall I say it in French?
Miko: I understand it better that way hun.
Sakura: -rolls eyes- French girls… I swear.
Miko: YO! I'm viet, guy!
Sakura: So?
Miko: I am NOT French!
Sakura: -nods- right, and I'm not a girl.
Miko: -twitchy eye- you aren't?
Sakura: MIKO! It was a rhetorical phrase!
Miko: Rhetorical?
Sakura: I GIVE UP! Read the damn chapter.
Miko: -sniggers- I pissed off Sakura!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
… we forgot the disclaimer… DISCLAIMER: We, as in Wolf Blossom (Sakura) and CuteMikoGirl (Miko) do not own ANY of the characters in this fanfic… except maybe Mi and Ria. Mike and Ashton are ours too… So Mi, Ria, Mike, Ashton, Bry, Yrb and AAA are our OC's… everything else is NOT. If you wish to use Mi or Ria… or even the weird Mike or Ashton, please ask… you can ONLY use Mike and Ashton if you wish to bash them… you can't use them if you want to make them GOOD characters… but if you wanna use Ria and Mi… they must ONLY be good characters… NEVER BASH RIA AND MI!... that is one HECK of a long disclaimer…
Cheaters Part 2
Kyou goes all, "Ashton-chan…you're so… HUNKY!"
"FLUFFY!" Ria roared
"KYOU!" Mi screamed
Mi and Ria jumped on their boyfriends and started slapping them silly.
"What is WRONG with you Fluffy! You CAN'T be gay! Just yesterday we made intense love too…" Ria started till she noticed the disturbed looked on the other's face.
Mi twitched her eyebrow and hit Kyou some more. "WAKE UP DAMMIT!" Mi screamed.
Ashton was just sitting there laughing manically.
Mike walked up and laughed even more manically.
"You cannot do anything, as I have possessed Ashton's hot body as my slave. He will do whatever I tell him to do. And because he is a tinkerfairy, he has magic powers and can make anyone fall in love with him." He yelled.
Mi and Ria stared at him incredulously. Hot body? TINKERFAIRY? Weren't those the fairies that ran around in green tutus and green tank tops with a little magic wand?
"HAH! AS IF! Tinkerfairies have magic wands and have little tutus!" Ria yelled.
Ashton looked down and saw he wasn't wearing those clothes so he snapped his fingers and suddenly, Ashton was wearing a PINK tutu with a little pink star wand.
"THE TUTU IS PINK! TINKERFAIRIES WEAR GREEN TUTU! IMPOSTOR!" Mi yelled out as she and Ria gasped.
Ashton cried and said.
"FINE ! I admit! I am not a tinkerfairy, I am a… STINKERFAIRY!"
Mike gasped!
"How could you betray me like that! I thought you were a tinkerfairy! Well then! I have no more use for you then!" Mike said as he snapped his fingers and Ashton's eyes glowed back to normal.
Mi yelled, "Hey...hold a minute! I thought...I thought that Mike was Ashton's slave?"
Mike blushed and said. "Well…you see…I …kinda like it…when people call me slave Mike…
Ashton felt negative aura and said, "WHO CARES ABOUT WHO'S WHO'S SLAVE'S! What's with all the negativity in this room! BE HAPPY!" he said in a bubbly voice and started SKIPPING around the room in his pink tutu while spraying fairy dust everywhere.
Ria said, "HEY! What about my fluffy and Kyou?"
Ashton frowned and said, "Don't talk in that tone! It's bad! Be HAPPY!" He said as he giggled and put some fairy dust on the two and immediately Fluffy and Kyou's eyes glowed back to normal.
"KYOU!" Mi screamed as she hugged him… but she forgot to put her restriction spell n he turned into a cat... "Oops?" Mi laughed as she turned him back into Kyou. "YOU'RE A NON GAY GUY AGAIN!"
Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked… Kyou blinked… Sesshomaru blinked…
"WE WERE GAY?" They both roared at the same time as Ria and Mi nodded.
"Yeah," Ria said, "Aston put you in a spell... seems like he's a 'tinkerfairy' in a pink tutu..."
Sesshomaru raised a brow. "Tinkerfairy wear green tutu's."
Mi nodded. "Seems like he was an imposter..." they all turned around to find Ashton prancing out of the castle and Mike sitting on the ground, staring at the small particles of fairy dust."He's gone... oh well, RIA MY LOVE!"
"BACK OF UGLY GIRLY MAN GUY!" Sesshomaru roared as he poked mike.
"OW! YOU POKE HARD!" Mike roared.
Sesshomaru laughed. "Then you don't want Mi to poke you."
Ria and Kyou nodded. "Yeah, she's a hard poker..."
Mi blushed in embarrassment. "Well, I did win the poking championship 5000 years ago,"
Mike shuddered. "EW! You old!..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Mi roared as she chased mike with her question mark, which finally decided to stay over her head.
Ria glared at him. "WHAT? I'M THE SAME AGE AS HER! GET BACK HER UGLY TOOTHLESS FREAK!" she roared as she chased him with a bag of cotton candy...
Sesshomaru and Kyou sniggered and then laughed at Mike as Mi and Ria pummeled him.
Suddenly, it hit Sesshomaru… "Kyou… where's my pup?"
Kyou looked at Sesshomaru, "She's your pup ain't she?"
Sesshomaru growled and Kyou put his hands up.
"I don't know! When was the last time we saw her?"
By this time Ria and Mi stopped and got teary eyed. "How… How could you lose my beloved daughter?"
"How could...how could you lose my beloved goddaughter?"
And both girls cried as they hit their husband.
"I'm so sorry Ria! I can't believe my husband let your daughter get lost!" Mi cried
"What do you mean your husband? I can't believe my husband let your goddaughter get lost!" Ria cried.
"No, but I'm even MORE sorry then you! He's her godfather and he didn't keep an eye on her!"
"No! You're wrong! He's the FATHER and he should have kept an eye on your goddaughter"
Sesshomaru and Kyou twitched.
"How come it's OUR fault and not YOU'RE fault?" The two guys asked at the same time.
Ria and Mi looked at each other, nodded, and started crying.
The two guy's eyes widen and they went to hug their wives.
"Will you guys PLEASE leave? There's been enough excitement here for one day, the place is a wreck and Yrb and Lita are making louder sex noises than me and Mina" Bry said grumpily.
And so they all left at the search of poor little Megumi.
They searched high and low… and even under a rock where they found Myoga sipping tea. "Hey flea, did you see my pup?" Sesshomaru asked.
Myoga looked up at him, burped in his face before smiling. "Yeah.. I think she was taking a piss under that tree..."
Sesshomaru growled. "MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A DOG... "
Ria hit him on the head. "She's a inu-hanyou stupid!" sesshomaru laughed nervously… "Oh yeah.."
So they continued to search… eventually, they came across the goshinboku, where Inuyasha and Kagome were making out hotly...
"Ooo… looks like Sesshomaru isn't the only one who can kiss," Mi sniggered.
Ria glared at her and Mi screamed before running behind her husband. Mi's scream broke Inuyasha and Kagome out of their 'concentration'.
"What're you doing here fluffy?" Inuyasha asked, quite annoyed that his brother broke him out of his concentration… sesshomaru sighed, not believing that he was stooping as low as asking his hanyou brother--- wait… his pup was a hanyou… dammit!
"I lost Megumi..."
Kagome screamed. "YOU WHAT! TEMME DID RIA KILL YOU YET?"
Sesshomaru glared at her. "IF SHE DID, WOULD I BE STANDING HERE IN FRONT OF YOU?"
Inuyasha glared at Sesshomaru. "Don't scream at her! You lost your daughter, its your fault!"
… Suddenly Ria started laughing... everybody looked at her and Sesshomaru ran to her side. "She's going insane! NoOoOoOoOoOoOo..." Ria slapped his head.
"I AM NOT INSANE!... just mentally unstable..."
Mi glared at her. "OI! THAT'S MY LINE!"
Ria finally stopped laughing and stared innocently up at Sesshomaru. "I kinda forgot... I gave Megumi to Yrb to change her diapers…"
Kyou slapped his forehead.
"Yrb was fucking Lita..." Mi screamed.
"OH NO! MEGUMI'S INNOCENT EYES!"
Inuyasha laughed as his brother and his pack ran away. He then turned to Kagome.
"Now, where were we?" Kagome squealed as she pulled Inuyasha to her and started kissing him again.
Sesshomaru and the gang arrived just in time as Megumi ran out of the door crying.
Mi stooped down and held her up.
"What's wrong sweetie?" she asked gently.
"Auntie auntie! Yrb and Lita were all kissy like mommy and daddy when they're happy. And then Yrb and Lita started undressing but then Yrb hurt Lita because she's yelling creepy noises!" the innocent girl explained.
Sesshomaru's eyes went wide open as he marched inside to see Yrb and Lita fucking. He wolf-whistled Lita's body but then Ria hit him.
"Aren't you a dog? Why are you WOLF whistling?" she said.
Sesshomaru stared at his mate. "Dogs and wolfs are the same family."
Mi marched in and shoved Sesshomaru outta the way.
"IF THE FATHER CAN'T DO IT I WILL! HOW DARE U FUCK IN FRONT OF MEGUMI!" Ria nodded in agreement. "IT'S TOTALLY INHUMANE!" Ria nodded in agreement. "I MEAN BY GOD SHES NOT EVEN 4 YET!" Ria nodded...
"Wait... Megumi IS four…"
… Mi went dot eyed. "She is? I DIDN'T GET HER A PRESENT!"
"Oh who cares, DID YOU FUCKING CHANGE HER DIAPER?" Ria roared…
Yrb scratched the back of his neck and Ria screamed.
"YOU DEAD UGLY TWIN OF BRY!" and she launched on top of a naked Yrb, in hopes of strangling him.
Lita fell, but somehow, kyou caught her, her body pressed against his...
Mi and Sesshomaru turned purple with rage.
"ATACK OF THE EBIL SOCKS!" Mi screamed as evil socks strangled Lita…
Sesshomaru pulled Yrb off of Ria and then turned wide eyed. "Eww… your dick is so puny… how did you fit into Lita?"
Ria was curious so she looked and started laughing. "Oh god! Sesshomaru is bigger than you… Inuyasha is bigger than u… HOJO is bigger than you!"
Mi raised a brow. "Hojo is a frog… even still… he IS bigger than you!"
Yrb glared at them all as he hid his man parts. "STOP STARING AT ME!"
Ria glared at him. "YOU HAD SEX IN FRONT OF MY INNOCENT PUP!"
Sesshomaru remembered that and glared at Yrb. "You have 10 seconds to run,"
Yrb shot out of his grip and ran "One- two- TEN!" Sesshomaru roared as he ran after Yrb... but unfortunately for him, there was Mina and Bry making out, in the grand hall.
"OH GOD!" Sesshomaru roared as he covered his mate and pups eyes. Kyou covered his wife's eyes as well. "STOP HAVING SEX EVERY SQURE INCH OF THIS PLACE!" the two husbands roared.
Yrb and bry looked at Kyou and Sesshomaru weirdly.
"It's our house you dopeheads!" they said at the same time.
Sesshomaru, Kyou and Ria sweatd ropped, and Mi suddenly got a light bulb on her head.
"NO IT ISNT!" she yelled.
Everyone looked at her weirdly and Ria put a hand on her back and said, "Yes it is sweetie..."
Mi pouted and told everyone to shut up as she took out her big book and started searching
Ria said, "Don't search in the wrong section this time Mi!"
Mi pouted again, "OI! TWASNT MY FAULT!"
Everyone looked at her weirdly again… "Twasnt?" they all asked.
Mi just humphed and left the room with her big book.
Ria said, "You sure you can carry that thing alone Mi?"
Mi hollered back, "YESS! I AIN'T A WEAKASS!"
Kyou rolled his eyes. "Sure you're strong mi, that's why you can't carry the bag of cotton candy from the amusement park."
Sesshomaru coughed. "Kyou, dude this is feudal Japan, we don't have amusement parks for another hundred years."
Kyou said, "Yeah, but I use the well."
Ria eyed Sesshomaru evilly and said, "OI! WHY DON'T YOU BRING ME COTTON CANDY!"
Sesshomaru gave Kyou the evil eye.
Ria yelled and pouted and cried and yeah…after thirty minutes, Ria was still pouting, yelling, crying…
Mi was still searching her book in the next room
Yrb and Bry had started making out with their respective partner again and Megumi asked her daddy, "Daddy! Why is mommy acting like a baby?"
Sesshomaru looked at his mate and gasped. His eyes couldn't take in what he saw... his Ria, his sexy, young, beautiful Ria... WAS a baby... in a small little shirt and diapers…
Mi came out at that PRECISE moment and yelled, "AH! YOU see! WE own this house, as in ME and RIA! You're just tenants who don't pay!"
Then Mi looked at Ria for a response but found out she was a baby.
Mi shrieked, "RIAAAAA! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BABY YET! IT WAS MEANT FOR NEXT CENTURY'S "COUPLE OPERA" WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG!"
Sesshomaru's eyes went wide, "YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE RIA A BABY FOR A STUPID SOAP OPERA!"
Mi, Kyou, Mina, Lita, Bry, Yrb, Mike, Ashton and Hojo the frog (who appeared out of nowhere) started inching away.
"…it…it was AAA'S IDEA!" they all said blaming the fault on someone else.
Sesshomaru's eyes glowed red. "CHANGE…HER…BACK…NOW!" he yelled evilly.
Mi shrugged… "Sorry buddy... I can't… I don't have the power to."
Sesshomaru growls even more. "BUT YOU'RE SOME SORT OF MAGICIAL THING AREN'T YOU!"
Mi twitched. "I'm a priestess jack ass, learn that before you try and make Ria big again!"
Sesshomaru threw his hands in the air. "I don't care if you're a toads butt! Transform Ria back NOW!"
Kyou shuddered. "Mi… as a toads butt? YOU HAVE A NASTY MIND SESSHOMARU!"
Sesshomaru quivered. "How the hell can I mate with her when she's just a baby!"
Mi shrugged as she smirked. "Then don't?"
"HOW CAN I NOT HAVE SEX?" Sesshomaru wailed, his claws sharpening...
Bry and Yrb sniggered. "See, you gotta have sex too ya know, why blame us?"
"BECAUSE LITA AND MINA ARE NOT BABIES!" Sesshomaru roared…
Ria started crying. "POOPIE!" She shrieked.
Mi gulped. "Change her diaper Sesshomaru! She's your mate!"
Sesshomaru blanched… "Ria usually changed the diapers of our pups."
"WHAT AN IDIOT!" Mi roared as she picked her best friend up and cradled her.
(How weird does that sound?)
"Its ok sweetie," Mi cooed, "when AAA get here, they'll turn you back."
Sesshomaru raised a brow. "AAA? Who're they?"
Just than the north gates slammed open and three shadows loomed at the entrance...
AAA has arrived…
PS: In the 20 seconds that all this happened in, we mean Ria transforming into a baby and stuff, Bry married Mina and Yrb married Lita got married, but then, they cheated on each other. Yrb fell in love with Mina and Bry fell in love with Lita. Bry and Yrb divorced their wives and married the ones they truly love…
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Miko: HAH! I DO get to do the author note this time! KISS MY ASS SAKURA!
Sakura: -rolls eyes- your yelling at me because you get to do one SINGLE authors note? You're really sad Miko-chan…
Miko: -pouts- Sakuraaa, I have no idea what to write…no inspiration…nothing!
Sakura: SEE? That's why I always write the notes!
Miko: But…but…but…
Sakura: -irritated- Butt is an ugly word Miko.
Miko: You're acting like MIKE! HA!
Sakura: Mike is imaginary sweetie…he isn't real…
Miko: Heh…you wish!
Sakura: -nods- yes…with all my heart.
Miko: Hey…how come Microsoft word makes Miko a mistake and not Sakura?
Sakura: Because Sakura is an actual name…?
Miko: Miko is not a REAL NAME? WHAT THE FUCK!
Sakura: -sweat drop- Miko…you're real name is… -whispers-
Miko: Oh…oh YEAH! I REMEMBER NOW!
Sakura: -shakes head- What would you do without me?
Miko: Erm…I haven't known you for 14 years of my life Saku-chan…I've done fine…
Sakura: -glare- JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY TALK!
Miko: -sniggers- Fine! Who are AAA and why is Ria a baby?
Sakura: Stay tuned to find out!
Miko: Lub…
Both: SAKURA AND MIKO!
-------------------------------------RANDOM FACTS-------------------------------------
Random fact of the day:
Did you know that…
Miko and Sakura met because Miko wanted to use the idea of Inuyasha daring Kagome to marry him after she read Sakura's story, I Dare You?
…Well now you do