A couple of years ago…

I kept my face blank as I stared at the man who very bluntly asked me if he could invade my cave of wonders with his small tool. Do you know what line he used?

"Hey, baby, how would you like me to be Aladdin and you be the cave of wonders I enter?"

Yeah, worst line ever and I was a virgin nonetheless! A pure and precious one too! Ugh, men! They're so disgusting! Pick up lines won't do shit to a girl like me….they never seem to learn.

My arms were full of books larger than me and so I narrowed my eyes at him, shouting, "Who the hell do you think I am?!"

I started to throw the books at him, wanting to hurt him as he did me. "DO I LOOK LIKE A WHORE TO YOU?!"

I paused as I held a book at him and told him, "Oh and how dare you defile Disney movies like that! That's not even the movie you use to get laid!"

I continued to throw the books at him as he looked to the manager of the bookstore and yelled, "Help me! She's crazy!"

He only crossed his arms over his chest before he ran a hand through his wavy golden hair and said to me, "Miss, use the dusty books. They smell bad and are smaller which means that you can cause more damage."

He handed me one and I smiled. "Thanks, book guy."

He gave me a thumbs up and said politely, "No problem, Belle."

I stopped throwing the books and opened my mouth to question how exactly he knew my name until a guy with a really shiny tan bald head glared at the other manager. "What in the name of you know who have you done?"

The other manager shrugged and said, "Look the guy had it coming to him."

He huffed angrily and started to drag him away by the collar of his shirt, yelling, "Show's over! We're supposed to keep a low profile!"

I watched as they and three other guys went into the back room for obviously employees. I went towards them when I heard the assbutt behind me say, "Damn. Your ass is hot even though-"

I gave a war cry as I started to throw books at him, screaming profanities at him.

Somewhere in Heaven…

"The Council of Seven were the only thing standing between the world below and God himself. Seven people would decide if whatever matter they were discussing was worth taking up to God and let him give the sentence, ending the problem. Rarely could such an occasion happen-"

"What in name of heaven are you doing?" Michael asked Gabriel who was discreetly writing in a journal as he sat in his chair. Their chairs were created in a circle in a room called "God's Eye."

In the circle they were able see everyone and everything down below...everywhere except Hell. That was one problem they've trying to sort out ever since Lucifer was sent to Hell-

"Enough, Gabriel!" Michael barked. "Stop writing and pay attention."

He rolled his eyes. "I'm writing my memoir."

Uriel held in his laughter as he put his fist to his mouth. "Why?"

"Because," he drawled out. "People need to know. I'm calling it the New New Testament."

Raphael scoffed. "You can't just put another 'new' in front of the first New and all it the Bible!"

Gabriel shrugged. "I don't know. I mean you did it first. Now people think it's not cool for gay people to get married."

Raphael rolled his eyes. "I was in a bad place when I wrote that. I didn't mean any of it."

"And let's not forget that Michael said that it was okay to have sex with your family," Uriel added in.

Michael grabbed the arms of his chair. "I don't see how the past is relevant. We needed more people."

"Yeah, Celeste was the one who knocked it into your skull that you're an idiot for doing that as she would be disgusted to have sex with any of us as you would too," Azrael muttered when he popped up from behind the shadows.

"This is a council meeting," Odin said with a gruff voice from his chair. "Death is not allowed here."

Azrael lazily sipped his cup of coffee. "I would solve so many problems."

"You cause the problems," Athena reminded him sternly. "Death follows you."

"It follows everyone," Azrael said with a light shrug. "I remember Odin being associated with death too once."

Odin huffed angrily as Athena narrowed her eyes at Azrael who seemed unconcerned with the rest of the angels and gods.

Hello, reader, this is Gabriel talking at you from my memoir over here! Let me give you a run down real fast of the council, breaking that fourth wall once again. Alrighty, so Athena, girl with the curly chestnut hair tied up into a helmet and always wears armor. This chick had no mother and came out of Zeus's head...something wrong there in Greek. She's the Goddess of Wisdom and Strategy.

Then we got Odin...this man is always on my dick I tell you. He likes to piss me off. His ravens are a shit too always taking a shit somewhere and flying everywhere-annoying! He claims they are thought and memory. Don't know what that means still, years later. Anyways, they call him the "All-Father" so he always clashes with Michael and our Father. He's God of War, Wisdom, Wit, Learning, Death(Not anymore though) etc. This man is basically God of everything. He's got only one eye so I like to call him a Cyclops which he hates. Long white beard with golden armor on and a crown I think, he comes from Norse and Vikings.

Up next is Isis, she's got beautiful glowing bright wings that are many feet long. Egypt gods have so much color meanwhile we only have two colors so I'm jealous. Anyways, she's cool and she's a mother type of Goddess. She's the Goddess of Protection and the Earth. She protects people and is like I said, she's a mom. I don't like her son spying on me though, Horus is crazy. Hathor is nice, but like I said, her husband, Horus thinks I'm up to something because I'm a trickster-Oh! That could be why Odin doesn't like me...maybe I remind him too much of his son, Loki-

Gabriel growled as the journal was taken out of his hand and Athena glanced over it, saying, "It's obvious you favor Isis over Odin and I which I find naive since we can easily destroy you."

"Ah," Gabriel held up a finger. "But she can protect me! Loophole!"

Gabriel swiped the ravens away as they flew at him, screaming, "WE HAVE A NO PETS RULE! REMEMBER!"

"Enough!" The ground shook as Azrael yelled at them. The ravens went back to Odin and everyone was silent as they stared at him. "This is a dire matter. I can feel it. The prophecy is soon to come."

"How long?" Raphael asked.

"A year and a half from now." Azrael replied. "Give or take. We need to prepare for the worst."

Athena nodded. "We can ask the Fates of what will come. It is risky, but most wise."

Isis pursed her lips as she flicked her hand towards the pool in the middle of their thrones where it glimmered and showed Belle dodging balls in a gym as they tried to hit her. "I will try my best to guard her, but it looks as though she is going to be tough to guard."

Uriel shook his head. "You have others to guard that need you more. She's not in trouble yet-oh, no, looks like some of those students are demons. Nevermind then."

Gabriel huffed in frustration. "So it looks like we need to be there and defeat those demons-"

"I'll do it," Odin proclaimed as he stood up. "I haven't had any good action in a while."

"Oh, Jesus," Azrael muttered. "May Father protect her."

~Orangewood High School~

Jeez. This teacher is a real pain in my ass!

Seriously, lay off old dude!

Ever since this new teacher came to my school, he's always waiting there for me to screw up. He's a stalker or pervert...maybe both!

I growled as I heard him ask me, "Do you not know the their, they're, and their's? It's so simple."

My English teacher was a drag. I mean whose last name is Wednesday. No first name. Just Wednesday. Every time someone called him by his last name which he preferred by the way, he looked too prideful of it. He didn't like me mainly because I cracked a joke saying that his brothers must Tuesday and Thursday. My English teacher is out to get me. He's a serial killer for sure. I still don't get what Norse mythology has to do with English writing. They are myths! Not real!

Well,who am I to judge what is real considering I blow up cities and my Devilish mother is a witch.

I let out a sigh of relief when I heard the bell ring. I scurried out of the classroom, holding my tongue back from sticking out at Mr. Wednesday. I felt myself being pushed into the lockers suddenly and I fell to the floor. I looked up and saw the quarterback of the football team laugh at me along with his friends. If I could, I would make him blow up. Believe me, I tried and let out a fart because of it.

I didn't need to be bullied at school as only one who didn't hurt me was my dad. Even my werewolf of a boyfriend, Cooter loved to hurt me, but that painful story would be for another time Anyways, I stared at my bully whose name was Bob.

Bob the Bully.

"Why do you do this?" I asked softly.

He grinned and I swear that his white teeth looked like shark teeth for a moment. "Because you're weak. Easy target."

I frowned and saw Mr. Wednesday stand in front of me. "Mr. Andrews, I knew I smelled a rat."

"Wednesday...what an interesting name. What's your first name?" Bob asked curiously. "Very strange."

"I would stop talking unless you want detention," he warned then glanced outside the window between them nonchalantly. "Oh, look, there seems to be a storm coming. How strange. The weather says it was going to be sunny today. Guess he was wrong."

I watched with a stupid expression on my face as they stared down each other. Thunder was heard outside which caused murmurs across the crowd of students and then Bob the Bully backed away. "I'm sorry. It won't happen again."

They both walked away from me who was by the way still on the floor!

Assholes.

One week later…

Gabriel watched the pool in the middle of the room as it showed an oblivious Belle continue to study with her headphones on as Odin fought off the demons surrounding her house trying to kidnap her.

Athena stood beside him. "She's an idiot."

"She's clever," Gabriel corrected. "She just needs a push. The Fates spoke to you and what did they say?"

"They saw everything in the prophecy happening," Athena recounted. "They said that we could try to fight it, but they will return. Are you sure it is her? Could she be the vessel for Lucifer and Lilith?"

Gabriel shook his head. "She must be only one of them. She's the only child left. Lillian died and Leon is not the one. He's destined for death to be an angel."

Athena waved her hand and the image of Belle shimmered away. She turned to him. "It would be wise to kill her."

"Don't you think we tried," Michael admitted as he came into the room. "We tried to kill her, but my sister's and mother's magic protects her from death. So now we must protect her I'm afraid."

"I fear the trouble she will have because of Celeste," Isis chimed sadly from her throne. "Poor girl. She's an innocent."

"Innocent or not, she is a threat," Athena reminded them all. "We must keep an extremely close eye on her and who she is with. If they pose a threat then we kill them."

They all nodded in agreement as another image appeared suddenly in the pool and it was of a tall blonde man sitting on a makeshift throne in red and black club named Fangtasia.

"Why does He show us this?" Isis asked. "What does God want us to see? Who is this man?"

"He must be very important," Athena said. "He's a vampire. An old one at that."

Raphael groaned as he came in. "Does this mean we have to kill him?"

"We don't kill," Michael scolded him.

Raphael scoffed and replied sarcastically. "Of course not."

"We plan is all and if it is Father's plan then we shall not argue it," Michael said carefully to his brother. "He has a plan for us all. We must play our parts."

TBC…

THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS, FOLLOWS, AND FAVORITES! I'm sorry for lagging yet again, btu school and work are killing my soul. I'm sorry about that. I do have the next chapter planned so I get to writing that. At first this was just going to be a filler chapter, but as I wrote it, I was like no, this needs to be funny and yet give something to the story.

I don't know if you guys liked this idea of Athena, Isis and Odin, if you do there will be some antics and will be included perhaps. I don't know it depends honestly. I hoped you liked this chapter.

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