Sakura: WE'RE BAACK!
Miko: Badder! Bolder! BEAUTIFULLER!
Sakura: o.0; No such word sweetie… Badder? Beautifuller?
Miko: -twitch- IN MY WORLD THERE IS!
Sakura: -nods, while patting Miko's back- We know that sweetie…
Miko: Stop sweetieing me! You're younger than me!
Sakura: I act older than you.
Miko: We made YOUR character a BABY!
Sakura: -eyes readers- Let me explain. When we decided to make this fanfic, we created our OWN OC's. Miko made Mi, I made Ria. So we made MY character a baby… -shrugs-.
Miko: -nods- yep! Ok, now for some explanations… I LOVED DOING THIS CHAPTER!
Sakura: -sweat drop- that's not an explanation sweetie.
Miko: … MOO! Go screw a cow!
Sakura: -sniggers- Nah, I'd prefer Inuyasha OR Syaoran… not a cow…
Miko: WELL GO SCREW ONE EITHER WAY! MOO MOO MOOOOOOO!
Sakura: With you mooing, you ARE a cow.
Miko: … MOO!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
… we forgot the disclaimer… DISCLAIMER: We, as in Wolf Blossom (Sakura) and CuteMikoGirl (Miko) do not own ANY of the characters in this fanfic… except maybe Mi and Ria. Mike and Ashton are ours too… So Mi, Ria, Mike, Ashton, Bry, Yrb and AAA are our OC's… everything else is NOT. If you wish to use Mi or Ria… or even the weird Mike or Ashton, please ask… you can ONLY use Mike and Ashton if you wish to bash them… you can't use them if you want to make them GOOD characters… but if you wanna use Ria and Mi… they must ONLY be good characters… NEVER BASH RIA AND MI!... that is one HECK of a long disclaimer…
Shadow Clone Jitsu
AAA has arrived.
One was fat…no wait…they were all three chubby.
The first one was the fattest, then the second one was chubby, and the last one was...a little bit less then chubby. The first one was the oldest, then the second one was the less oldest and the last one was the youngest.
They each held a card in front of them. On it were their descriptions.
The first one held: Carla - Age: 7032 years.
The second one held: Ama: 6324 years.
And the third one held: Kia: 6213 years.
"We…are…HERE!" Ama yelled triumphantly.
Everyone stared back at them.
"Gaga" Ria said as she pissed on Carla's shoes.
"EWW!" Carla yelled and she started meditating a spell.
Mi saw this and went, "OH HELL NO YOU DON'T!" And Mi started mumbling a spell also, to counter Carla's spell..
AAA was the gang's enemy. They were the evil of the land…the world. They thought of themselves as princesses and wanted to rule over the world.
Sesshomaru, Bry, Yrb, Mina, Lita, Mike, Kyou were all staring at the tense moment.
No one knew if whether Mi was stronger then AAA. Ama and Kia had now joined Carla.
Mi was very strong, but she was also very young and unwise compared to the three old witches.
Mi had a droplet of sweat on her forehead and everyone gasped. Mi never sweated
Everyone thought it must be hard, at this moment, each was sending off power against each other. Mi, against AAA
Mi held onto Ria tighter was she had her hand in front of her, because AAA was about to incinerate Ria for good… Mi glared at Carla, "You stupid wench! You didn't know that Ria is the Queen of the Western Lands… her MATE could kill you in an instant!"
The sweat dropped down from Mi's forehead and landed on the floor and everybody watched it intently, like it was gonna mutate, sadly, it didn't
"Doo doo!" Ria cried. "Diapiee!" she whined…
Kyou coughed.. "Yo, if she was wearing a diaper… how the HELL did she pee on Carla?"
Mi laughed nervously.. "Uh...?"
Carla got sick of the scene so she just put more energy in the attack. Mi grunted.
"You stupid bitch, you really think you could beat me? I'm better then you!" she said.
"That's what you think!" Mi yelled before putting a temporary shield around her as she remembered a spell to bring back Ria to her normal form.
"Ria, who's the meanest person in the world that you hate?" she spoke in a baby-ish tone with Ria inside the shield.
Everyone looked at Mi weirdly but Carla, Ama and Kia knew what was going on and looked at Mi sacredly.
"Who're the bitchiest people you hate, them people who want to take over the world and who wanted to take away your Sesshomaru?" Mi continued.
Ria's baby eyes went wide and she spoke three words, three words that changed everything.
"A…" she started.
"That's right, who else Ria?" Mi continued.
"A…" the baby said again.
"Go on…" Mi said.
"AAA!" Ria yelled before transforming and a blinding light covered the place and when it disappeared, a naked Ria stood in the middle.
Everyone stayed silent…not daring to say anything.
"Ohh…shabexy!" Mike made the fault to be the first to say something. He was drooling.
"YOU STUPID FAG!" Sesshomaru yelled before hitting Mike and running over to Ria and giving her some spare clothes.
Everyone looked at him weirdly.
"You carry Ria's spare clothing with you?" Mi asked.
"Of course! Sesshomaru rips all my clothes when we…" Ria didn't continue off and everyone went "OH GOD!"
"What's wrong with that? I was about to say he rips it off when we're trying to look after the kids… it's kinda hard… the kids pull my sleeve to take them to the village and Sesshomaru pulls the other sleeve to keep me in the castle…"
Everybody gasped in relief but Ria tapped her chin. "Though he rips my clothing off MORE when we mate…"
"RIAAAA!" Mi screamed as she threw her hands in the air. "YOU KNOW KIA LIKES SESSHOMARU! WHY PRAISE HIS GODLY SEX SKILLS?" Kyou twitched..
"Godly sex skills?"
Mi blushed hard. "Tis only a rumour Kyou… I wouldn't know now WOULD I? Why would I have SEX with my BEST FRIEND'S mate … and especially when I have YOU?"
Kyou sighed in relief. "Good… I thought you liked Sesshomaru more than me.."
Mi smirked. "Who said I didn't?"
"YOU SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Kyou screamed.
Mi rolled her eyes. "I was joking you cat,"
Kyou snofted! Everybody gave him an incredulous look… "Was that a snort or a sniff?" Bry asked…
"Twas both!" Kyou smiled...
"You hang around Mi too much… Twas?" Yrb shook his head…
AAA sighed. "WE'RE STILL HERE YA KNOW!"
"We're tryna ignore you, ya know!" Sesshomaru yelled, shaking his fist in the air.
"Yeah, you kinda get boring after a few minutes!" Mi said as she popped some rockets in her mouth.
"Want some?" She asked sticking the big box of rockets out for everyone.
"Oh sure, thanks!" Ria said as she joined Mi in eating rockets.
Sesshomaru said no thank you, something about a diet.
"You're dieting?" Kyou asked, as he stood beside his friend.
Sesshomaru nodded as he poked his belly. "Yeah,"
"But you almost have a good night of exercise all the time… why diet?" Mina sniggered.
Sesshomaru shrugged. "Just cause?"
AAA screamed. "DIE YOU EVIL MONKEY PRINCESS!"
Ria and Mi twitched. "WHO YOU CALLING MONKEY PRINCESS… BIYATCH!"
Ria lunged onto Ama as Mi threw a power ball at Kia… neither of them dared to go to Carla… since she was so fat she could sit on them…
"RIA/MI!" the girls screamed at the same time. "STAY AWAY FROM CARLA!" They yelled simultaneously. "SHE'S THE FATTEST..." They looked at each other while they both strangled Ama and Kia and broke into identical grins.
"ESP...N!" They screamed together and started squealing as they hugged…
AAA and the rest of the crew were dot eyed.. "Care to explain?" Kyou asked.
"We get moments where we think the same things and say it at the same time… from childhood… we're connected, almost…" Mi said as she had an arm around Ria's shoulder.
Ria nodded. "And right now, Mi wants a bubble bath…" the two girls turned to AAA.
"When're you three free?" Mi asked.
"I'm booked solid the next two centuries… something about prepping Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's cousins wedding… he's getting married to a Hawk youkai." Ria said.
Mi nodded. "I'm helping… how about, August 24th, 1505, you ok with that?"
AAA looked at each other and shrugged. "Sure… we'll fight you all on August 24, 1505."
Mi squealed. "OK! Time for that bubble bath!" And she ran off.
"CAN I JOIN YOU?" Kyou asked pervertedly…
"BAH, no you can't! I want some quality time with my favorite person!" Mi yelled still running.
Everyone went spot eyed…they never thought Mi would be one to cheat on Kyou.
"WHAT!" Kyou yelled angered.
"I SAID, I WANT TO SPEND SOME QUALITY-"
"I HEARD YA THE FIRST TIME!"
"Then why did you ask 'what'?" Mi said, by this time she was floating still...she realized she wasn't getting anywhere because she was on a treadmill.
"Who is your favorite person Mi-chan?" Mina and Lita asked surprised that Mi would cheat on Kyou and TELL him.
"It's three people!" Mi said.
And everyone looked at her even more surprised.
'Mi…cheating on Kyou…with three people?' They thought.
"ME! MYSELF! I!" Mi said before flying off in her flying sock.
Ria squealed. "I LOVE THAT SONG! Beyonce is the greatest!"
Mike twitched. "Beyonce isn't alive in this time Ria… if she was… I would be highly obsessed in her… not you."
Ria snorted. "I GO THROUGH THE WELL, REMEMBER?"
Mike pouted. "How come I can't go through the well?"
"The well doesn't allow drunkies," Bry said.
"I DON'T DRINK!" Mike screamed
Ria shrugged. "Then you just plainly suck… the well doesn't let suckers into the modern Japan time place thingy."
"Then how come Bry and Yrb can go?" Mike whined.
"'Cause we ain't suckers… sucker." Yrb sniggered.
AAA looked at each other as their stomachs grumbled. "We're hungry," Kia said. Carla nodded. "Chinese buffet, here we come!"
"Chinese buffet, in Japan?" Ria raised a brow.
AAA glared at her. "IT'S CALLED FLYING TO CHINA! NOW BEWARE! IN TWO CENTURIES, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU!"
Ria made a face. "Ooo, I'm so scared… are you sure in two centuries you won't be to fat to come after me? Your blubber might stop you!"
Unfortunately, AAA had been out of earshot when Ria said that… they all sweat dropped. "Guess they DO wanna get fat…" Sesshomaru said quite amazed at their hunger…
"I swore I smelt fish breath from Ama," Ria said… "They just ate!"
By now Mi had arrived with her three other friends… Kyou was shocked.
"IT'S YOU, YOURSELF and... YOU!" he screamed pointing at three Mi look-a-likes.
Mi smiled innocently. "It's my quadruplet sisters, This is Fi, this is Bi and this is Ni… and I'm the oldest, Mi!"
Ria squealed. "FI, BI, NI!" She hugged them all and they hugged her back. "RIA!"
Then Ria thought back and then pouted.
"But Miiii, I thought I was your favorite person!" she whined.
Mi said, "You are! Go get you yourself and you out!"
And Ria brought Fia, Bia and Nia out.
Fi hugged Fia.
Bi hugged Bia.
Ni hugged Nia.
Mi hugged Ria.
They were all best friends forever.
Everybody went dot eyed… "Care to explain," Lita said, quite confused that there were Four Ria's and Four Mi's.
Mi and Ria sweat dropped. "Well," Ria started, "the thing is," Mi continued, "we learned," Ria kept going, "shadow clone jitsu," Mi finished her sentence, "from Naruto." Ria finished their entire phrase… everybody was amazed at how connected they were.
"Shadow Clone Jitsu… from Naruto?" Sesshomaru asked, as he eyed one of the clones.
Mi nodded. "Yeah, that was when Sasuke and I were dating… But I dumped him becuase I found Kyou and Sasuke liked Sakura."
Kyou blanked. "YOU DATED SASUKE?"
Ria nodded. "So did I, before Mi though, but he likes Sakura, anyways, Naruto taught us Shadow Clone and we created three clones each, but we never called them back in."
Mi nodded. "So here they are, Fi, Bi and Ni, my clones and Fia, Bia and Nia, Ria's clones… they look similar to us… not identical…"
Kyou continued yelling, "YOU DATED SASUKE?"
Mi got annoyed and snapped at him, "I HEARD YA THE FIRST TIME!"
"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER!" he yelled back.
"BECAUSE I WAS TELLING A STORY!" she pouted.
Kyou ran his hand in his hair sexily and held Mi.
"You dated Sasuke?" he asked again, determined to get an answer but gently as to not make Mi cry, she hated it when someone yelled at her.
"YEAH! Don't you remember, you u said that he was girly!" Mi said. She then started naming all the nicknames Kyou used on Sasuke during the time she dated Sasuke.
Kyou said, "OH! I remember! Wait, how do you remember all those names by heart?"
Mi said, "Oh, Ria's showing me boards in front of me behind your back with them names, she has an elephant's memory."
Ria pouted… "Was it MY fault that Queen Beryl cursed me and made me an elephant for 50 years?"
Mi sniggered. "Yes, you ticked her off, sis!"
Ria rolled her eyes. "It wasn't me; it was YOU who was using some jitsu thingiemabober to make YOU look like ME!"
Mi tapped her chin. "I remember that… now hold up more cards so I can make Kyou feel jealous!"
Everybody sweat dropped and Mi and Ria looked around… Hia and Sesshomaru were nowhere to be found.
"WHERE IS MY CLONE AND MY MATE?" Ria screamed.
There was a note on the floor…
P.S: During this entire episode, Megumi, the youngest pup of Sesshomaru and Ria went to the park with her Butler, Jaken.
Sakura: TA DUM!
Miko: I think we did a good job on this chapter.
Sakura: -nods- YEP! –sweat drop- I should really get to updating MY fics… Teen Sensation and Ember are next in line…
Miko: -SQUEEE- TEEN SENSATION?
Sakura: -nods-
Miko: WAI WAI WAIIIIIIIII!
Sakura: o.O;… stop wai-ing.
Miko: Eh?
Sakura: Oh never mind! Miko and I had a high dosage of Naruto during this chapter… So where is Hia and Sesshomaru?
Miko: Oi, why're you asking? WE already KNOW!
Sakura: It creates dramatic tension!
Miko: Oh forget dramatic tension, looking at them readers, more tension will make 'em come after us with swords and picks!
Sakura: That's why we can use the power of being an author against them.
Miko: Eh?
Sakura: If they kill one or both of us, we cannot update.
Miko: Ohh… I like that…
Sakura: That's why I'M smart!
Miko: OI! I'm smart too!... where's that device thingie that turns that box on… you know… the box with pictures in it?
Sakura: A remote and a television?
Miko: YEAH… that's it!...
Sakura: -looks at readers- I rest my case.
Miko: CASE? What case? WE'RE NOT ON JUDGE JUDY!
Sakura: Nor do I want to be… stay tuned guys! Till next time!
Miko: LUUB!
Both: Miko and Sakura!
-------------------------------------RANDOM FACTS-------------------------------------
Random fact of the day:
Did you know that…
Wolf Blossom, aka Sakura is getting engaged this December? It's true. Me, aka Wolf Blossom, aka Sakura (Wolf Blossom is writing the Random Facts today) is getting engaged either on or near Christmas. Yeah, I'm still so young, not an adult, but not a kid… I'm a teenager… but I'm getting engaged this December. Wish me luck guys!
…Well now you do