Sakura: WE… ARE…BACK!
Miko: They can READ that Sakura!
Sakura: -pouts-
Miko: -rolls eyes- this girl has been WAY high off of her crack…
Sakura: I DO NOT DO CRACK! –turns around and takes her drug-
Miko: Right… that's secretive alright!
Sakura: I'm only kidding! –shows lollipop in hand- SEE, it's CANDY!
Miko: You wish sister!
Sakura: I DON'T WISH! I KNOW IT'S CANDY!
Miko: -points at drugs in Sakura's OTHER hand-
Sakura: STOP STARING AT MY HAND! –shoves drugs down her shirt-
Mike: HEY SAKU-CHAN! –jumps into Sakura to get her drugs-
Sakura: HANDS OUT OF MY BRA!
Miko: o.O; -is erked- Uh… Mike… OUT OF SAKURA'S SHIRT!
Mike: I ONLY WANT THE DRUGS…
Sakura and Mi: -glower-
Mike: EEK! –runs away-
Sakura: -dusts self off- he stole my drugs though…
Miko: It's better for you!
Sakura: YOU WISH!
Miko: Can we GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Sakura: ONLY IF MIKE RETURNS MY DR-- -is cut off as Miko gags her-
Miko: THIS GIRL REALLY NEEDS TO STOP TAKING HER STUPID DRUGS!
Sakura: erm murf lmmm faaf…
Miko: Translations- Enjoy the chapter!
Sakura: -wiggles out of gag- I SAID I DON'T DO DRUGS!
Miko: -puts gag back on- You keep thinking that!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
… we forgot the disclaimer… DISCLAIMER: We, as in Wolf Blossom (Sakura) and CuteMikoGirl (Miko) do not own ANY of the characters in this fanfic… except maybe Mi and Ria. Mike and Ashton are ours too… So Mi, Ria, Mike, Ashton, Bry, Yrb and AAA are our OC's… everything else is NOT. If you wish to use Mi or Ria… or even the weird Mike or Ashton, please ask… you can ONLY use Mike and Ashton if you wish to bash them… you can't use them if you want to make them GOOD characters… but if you wanna use Ria and Mi… they must ONLY be good characters… NEVER BASH RIA AND MI!... that is one HECK of a long disclaimer…
Procrastination and Pregnancy? OH GOD NO!
Ria stared at the note, recognizing her mates messy scribble. The note read... "Milk, butter, eggs, broccoli, spinach, condoms…"
Mi looked horrified at Ria. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
Ria blushed. "Our grocery list,"
Kyou rolled his eyes. "Read the back, this is such a typical suspense show."
Mi eyes the castle. "Bry… Yrb… are there cameras hidden around her?"
Yrb looked horrified. "How do you know we tape ourselves when we have sex and watch it over?"
Ria and Mi look like they're bout to puke… "Um..."
"READ THE NOTE!" Mina shrieked, quiet embarrassed that Yrb said that
"Dear Ria,
Your clone, Hia looks really hot… thought I'd try her out. IF I love her, we'll unmate... deal?
Remember to wash my undies before we divorce.
Love yet unlove,
Sesshomaru."
Ria gasped and started getting teary eye.
"How…HOW COULD HEEEEEEEEEEEEE" she wailed and started crying…and once again, another tear river was created.
LUCKILY, before it got TOO bad like the previous one, our lovely stinkerfairy came to the rescue! Ashton came by and shook his booty so that the fairy dust would come off and the tears disappeared.
"EWWWWWWWWWWW SO DAMN GROSS!" Miko and Ria screamed at the same time… then they looked at each other and high fived..."ESP...N!"
Ria looked around and saw that Ashton ran away… She glanced at Mike who was standing; looking… dare I say it? Uber cool… Ria and Mi looked at each other and both grinned… getting the exact same idea.
"Oh MIKEEE!" Ria shrieked, breaking Mike outta his reverie. Mike shook his head. "Yeah babe?" he said. Mi squealed. "Babe! perfect! You're now OFFICIALLY Ria's UNOFFICIAL husband."
Ria nodded. "Or until I find sesshomaru…"
Mi nodded again and said, "Operation...MSJ"
Everyone stared at Mi and blinked…
"MSJ" Kyou asked
"MSJ?" Ria asked.
Lita yelled, "MICHEAL Socrates JACKSON!"
Everyone stared at Lita..
"Socrates?" Mi asked
Lita said, "His middle name."
Mi rolled her eyes
"That's not what I was thinking!" she shrieked
"Then what were you thinking?" Ria asked
"MAKE SESSHOUMARU JEALOUS!" Mi squee'd.
"YAY!" Ria grinned
"But that'll be later, I'm tired..." Mi whined.
"...procrastinator…" Ria muttered under breath.
"I learned from the best..." Mi grinned and Ria sweat dropped.
"Besides, it's been awhile since we went to the hot springs Ria!"
"True...want to go?" Ria said.
"Squee, let's go!"
And the two disappeared leaving everything that was happening on hold
Mi was in a black bathing suit with pink and blue contours. It was a two piece but the top was like a tank top and the bottom was like very short shorts.
Ria squealed. "Kawaii suit!" Ria herself was wearing a two piece. Her top was like a sports bra and her bottom was normal bikini bottoms. Her suit was pink with red slashes on them. She eased into the hot spring, staring at Mi, waiting for her to get in.
Mi squeed and ran from afar. "CANNONBALL!"
"NOOO!" Ria ducked her head… but Mi splashed her either way. "HUMPH!" Ria pouted
Mi grinned cheekily at Ria... "he…hehe..."
"Stop he-heeing me!" Ria scowled.
Mi then gasped. She got out and ran back to the hot spring in half a second with a big bag.
Ria's eye twitched. "What the hell is that thing? You carry drugs in there or WHAT?"
"Naw, the drug bag is the yellow one that's in the room that u can open when u pull the purple book in my green bookshelf from the red room." Mi said. "THIS!... my bag from the grey book in the invisible bookshelf in the purple room."
Ria blinked. "Uh… Mi… you never read books. The most you've ever read was a picture book… and even THEN you gave up!" Ria accused.
Mi twitched. "Doesn't mean I can't have books and bookshelf to make myself look smart" she said.
"Anyways, this is my bath toys of course!" And Mi opened it revealing rubber ducks, little boats, etc...
Ria squealed as she saw a small plastic bunny roll out of Mi's bag. "WEE! It's Bobo! The Bunny!"
Mi grinned. "And look! It's Meo-Mi! The kitty cat!"
And the two started playing games together with the little bath toys...
Ria giggled. "I remember when Megumi used to play with her bath toys.." then she stopped and looked teary. "When she choked on the fallen eye of that doggy bear Sesshomaru got her really scared me…"
"Aww…I'm sure Sesshy'll be back! If he doesn't, we can go on one of our shopping spree and use all of his money..." Mi smiled and showed the credit card Mi pick pocketed from Sesshy.
Ria giggled. "True… if only they had interact machines in this time AND credit cards..."
…"DANG!" Mi snapped her fingers…but then smiled evilly.
"But who's saying we can't pass through the well…remember…we can get through..."
Ria giggled! "I KNEW WE BECAME FRIENDS FOR A REASON!"
"Hehe, and I knew I became friend with Flouc-flouc the pickpocket would come in handy one day!"
Ria twitched. "Sure... Flouc-flouc.."
Suddenly Ria felt sick. "UGH!" She groaned as she jumped out of the hot spring and kneeled over a tree…puking her guts out.
Mi gasped. "Ria! Are you pregnant?"
Ria said, "How do you want me to know? I don't have any pregnancy test with me!"
"I do!" Mi always brought everything with her, so she always had everything she or her friends needed.
Ria twitched. "Uh… sure ok…" Ria quickly ripped open the box… "Uh… how to you use these things?" She asked. "I was told you gotta piss on some stick." Ria looked up at Mi. "HOW DO YOU TAKE THESE THINGS! For my LAST 200 pups, Kaede told me I was pregnant… now she's not here… I'M SCARED!"
"Don't scream at me!" Mi started wailing.
"Just read the box!" she stopped crying for two seconds to say that and then restarted crying.
Ria nodded. "Ok… so it says pee on the stick." Ria looked up at Mi who nodded. Ria ran behind a bush and came back a few seconds later. "Aalright… now…" Ria read the box… "Wait for 20 MINUTES? WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S SO LONG!"
"It's just a piece of paper! It can't work as fast as real humans can." Mi said as she started getting scared of Ria and fell in the water even more…all we could see of her now were her two eyes poking out of the water blinking and the top of her pigtails.
Ria suppressed a giggle but it burst out… ironically enough… Ria laughed for a full 20 minutes before Mi shot her a glare. Ria squeaked. "OH SHIT! YOU LOOK! I CAN'T!" Mi gulped as she looked at the paper… her eyes wide...
"You're positive…" she whispered.
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Miko: TAM TAM TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Sakura: -finally out of her shackle bounds and gags- -gasps for air- Dude! I don't do drugs! It was all a joke! That was CANDY in my hand!
Miko: -looks innocent- I KNOW!
Sakura: -twitch-
Miko: -backs away before turning to readers- ANYWAYS! Mike is now OFFICIALLY UNOFFICIALY Ria's husband!
Sakura: BUT Ria is PREGNANT with Sesshomaru's 201st child!
Miko: Megumi was number 200?
Sakura: -nods-
Miko: o.0; I never knew that… we went crazy and gave Sexshy a high sex drive…
Sakura: Sexshy?
Miko: YEP!
Sakura: Erm… oookkk! Anyways, next chapter will be Ria and Mike pretending to be married and spying…
Miko: -cuts in- WITH MI AND KYOU OF COURSE!
Sakura: -rolls eyes- Yes, with Mi and Kyou of course… in spying on Sesshomaru and Hia as they go on a date!
Miko: -nods- But Ria is pregnant… REMEMEBER THAT!
Sakura: Alas! Until next time!
Miko: LUB…
Sakura and Miko: SAKURA AND MIKO… -walks out of studio… both of the girls wanting some ice cream at the moment…-
Director: THEY FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS! THEY HAVE TO PAY THE ELECTRICITY BILL!
Producer: Dude… we're still here editing this crap…we can turn the lights off…
Director: Oh… -ish dissed-
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Random fact of the day:
Did you know that…
Wolf Blossom is getting very annoyed with all her engagement questions… Oh yes and Miko and Sakura have ONLY been friends for FOUR months yet people assume that they've been friends for a lifetime plus 1?
…Well now you do