Forever and Always? Chapter 62: Dye another day, a tribe fanfic

Dye another day

Couples: Zebony or Zoot/Ebony/Slade (romance), Mavam (romance)!

Sentences: "Blond. Jay Blond".

"So let me get this straight, you are not the bad guy? You are the good guy who is actually pretending to be the bad guy, being the good guy, who is actually the bad guy? And you are sleeping with JAVA? And Mega? No I get the Mega, you're a guy. But Java?"

"Us married? I do not think so Ram. I mean what would the vicar say? 'Dearly beloved we are gathered here to wed these … three … people in holy matrimony. Ram, Mega and Java do you forsake all other except for each other to be your husbands/wives'?"

Words: Pickle, Croatia, giggle, harpsichord, James Bond, pole vault

Challenge by: El Kitty Witty the 1st

Authors Notes: It would be a mistake to have a drink or food while reading this I assure you

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"Hi Barbie," Lex exclaimed walking up to a figure wearing a green leather top and brown pants with fake blonde zulu knots tied to their hair.

"Hi Ken!" Darryl exclaimed eagerly standing next to Lex who was in a techno uniform with blonde wig to fit on top his hair.

"Do you wanna go for a ride?"

"Sure Ken!"

The two then mockingly sat in two chairs in the Mallrats kitchen as Barbie girl turned on the in background and they started to make mocking waves and smiles to the on lookers in the kitchen.

Ebony unable to hold back her wicked laughter as she gripped tightly onto Slade who was shaking his head- as Mega and Ram stopped on the side and looked at the two oddly…

"Is this what happens when we're not around?" Ram asked turning to Mega.

"Maybe. I haven't exactly check every inch of footage we got before Jack debugged the Mall but who knows," Mega replied as he watched the others trying to hold in their laughter and giggles as Darryl started another routine.

Darryl grabbing a pickle and walking out into the floor holding it like a gun as he brushed back his hair causing one of the zulu knots to fall out.

"The name is Blond. Jay Blond," he said as dived under the table like he was being shot at.

"Had to go with the James Bond jokes… weak," Mega taunted looking at Lex with a headshake.

Lex looked at him sharply, "For someone who doesn't even HAVE a personality- you're hardly one to talk Mega".

"I'd at least grow some imagination- its called thinking, I'm aware neither of you have brains but… it would be good to grow some," Mega said calmly.

"You're know they're not doing a bad job though- they've succeed in their mission," Slade conceded.

"Which was?" Ram asked.

He then pointed over to Trudy who was red in the face along with Ruby on the couch trying to hold in some of their laughter, "Fixing their broken hearts".

Ebony then snorted darkly for a moment looking over at Ruby before turning her looks back over to Darryl who was now lip singing the lines:

'I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly'

While Lex and Mega continued their minor Mexican stand off as Slade watched them.

"Ready to run interference already?" Ram joked.

"There's an pole vault stick by the doorway- it wouldn't be very hard for Lex to stab him," he reported his gaze still sharply on two of them as they insulted each other.

"It's probably too much for Lex to hold and hey if he used it- it might send him to Mars or through the roof- I don't think he could figure out how to use it for a weapon," Ram told him with half seriousness, "Besides Lex tried it- I'd kill him first with Ruby's baseball bat".

"Over protective lover aren't we Ram?" Ebony said from the side with a sneer as she leaned back.

"What!" Slade said momentarily distracted and looking over back at Ebony, "Did you just say lover!"

Ebony laughed and looked at Ram, "Oh so he doesn't know- all those months in Liberty and you didn't say anything?" she said accusingly walking over to him, "Well go on Ram tell him why Java really dumped you out there".

Ram paled a bit and gave Slade a look that almost said 'please don't hurt me'.

"What's she talking about?" Slade demanded looking over at him with the same glare he had given him when he had found out his "brain disease".

"I'm in love with Java… it's just Mega is a good side dish," Ram said holding his hands up.

Slade then looked at him once before turning to the rest of the room noticing they were all still focused on Darryl- and that Lex still hadn't kicked his brother's ass so while he had the chance- he then turned back to Ram who had made the mistake of turning his back…

Then Slade punched him straight in the face as Ram fell over- Mega and Lex stopped what they were doing right away and Mega high tailed it over looking at his brother.

"What the hell was that for?" he demanded.

"Is there something you want to tell me?" Slade demanded with a sharp gaze now directed at his brother as the others all turned their attentions to them.

"Like what? My shoe size so you know what's shoved up your in a second?" Mega declared his voice raising in tone.

"No, like what the hell is going on with you and Ram exactly," Slade whispered harshly as to not let the others here.

Mega paled some before his turned to look at Ebony accusation filling on his face, "What did you say bitch?"

"It's not what I said," Ebony retorted folding her arms before pointing to the unconscious Ram, "He did it to himself."

Mega looked at her with malice before pointing his finger at her, "I find out you did anything- I'll kill you myself- forget Java trying to do it. I'll do it," he reported, "And she'd love another shot at you- I promise you that".

"Keep your pit bull far away from me," she warned, "Or else Java will be with Siva like she should be- six feet under".

As Ebony stepped closer to him as they looked like they were about to rumble over Ram's body, Slade wedged himself between them stepping on Ram's spiked hair and pulled Ebony back while looking at his brother.

"Are you gay?" he asked finally.

Mega turned to him abruptly, "What? Is that what Ram told you? That I like men?"

"Not in so many words"

"Fuck no- get a grip. I'm asexual- that hardly classifies me as gay. Besides if I was- Jack is a lot better looking than Ram," Mega retorted rolling his eyes as he looked down at Ram and shook his head, "You had to open your mouth didn't you?"

Slade looked at him with an eyebrow raised, "Do you know what he was talking about?"

"I know if you're asking me that and you punched them then I can only assume he shared about our one over with renewal options arrangement," Mega said shrugging.

Slade's mouth dropped open, "So he was telling the truth- you ARE gay".

"No, I'm not gay. For the last time. Get over it. We were drunk, he was demanding, and it was easy. Besides- he was the third wheel not me. His ego just likes to play to that because he can't admit to himself Java dumped him for me," Mega said rolling his eyes.

"That's why?" Slade demanding turning over to Ebony who nodded.

"Like I said- I thought you knew about Java and your brother," she offered out.

Slade wiped his forehead in relief before looking at Mega, "Sorry for punching out you're right hand man. He'll live though but I'd say to be on the safe side take him back the hotel do business with Amber later," Slade suggested.

"Yea that was my thought too- help me carry him back will ya?" Mega said.

As they started to lift him Jay came walking down the stairs with Amber in tow holding her baby- as they reached the kitchen they stopped as they looked at the other Mallrats, Darryl in Amber's clothes and hair pieces, Lex dressed as Jay, and Ram unconscious with Mega and Slade holding him up.

"Did we miss something?" Jay replied dumbly.

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"What is Sretan Rodendan exactly?" Java finally asked turning to the guy at the desk.

"Croatian for Happy Birthday," the boy replied in an accent.

"Oh," she said as then Mega and Ram came bursting through the doors.

"Where have you two been? Was Amber that demanding?" she said turning to them.

"No, Slade knocked him out," Mega said thumbing at Ram.

"Why?" she demanded.

"Ram opened his big fat mouth and told him about us," Mega reported sitting down at the desk.

Java turned over towards Ram with an annoyed look, "You were stupid enough to tell his brother about us? Are you crazy? Do you want us to die? Slade will kill you and me- and try to use psychology to fix Mega before it's all over," she said harshly.

Ram gave her an apologetic look, "I had to- you're sister cornered me into it- and she would have spilled EVERYTHING. I had to say something," he argued sitting down before turning to the guards with a harsh look, "Turn off the harpsichord loving music before I scream and get the hell out of here".

The guards nodded fast hitting stop on the computer and racing off before Mega rolled his eyes looking at him.

"You've so far told Ebony, Slade, and Ruby- on a role, aren't you?"

"Hey I didn't mean to tell Ruby- I was drunk," Ram replied with his hands up defensively.

"Besides she didn't remember any of it the next day," Ram replied shuddering at the memory of her shock in his head.

"Not the point moron," Mega replied harsly.

"Okay you're mad I get that. So, I have an idea. We get married- then you're brother can't interfere," Ram declared.

Java then looked at Ram skeptically, "Us married? I do not think so Ram. I mean what would the vicar say? 'Dearly beloved we are gathered here to wed these … three … people in holy matrimony. Ram, Mega and Java do you forsake all other except for each other to be your husbands/wives'?" she said.

Ram shrugged, "Okay… but it might work," he offered.

"Yea and Amber might next declare her undying love to me- give me a break Ram. It's never happening nor Slade accepting anything involving me with a guy or Java. He'd first see me with crazy Trudy," Mega muttered.

The two then cringed at his statement.

"Your brother was really programmed wrong," Ram said shaking his head.

"No kidding- he likes my sister- demented fool," Java said rolling her eyes, "So what do we do then- damage control is going to be needed- and we've got to do something before this all blows apart…"

"We could erase his memory…" Ram started.

"Forget it- no way in hell Ram," Mega said with a sharp look, "We have to shut Ebony up without getting caught this time…. And then we need to make sure we don't slip up around HIM".

Java nodded her head, "And I know just how to do that too…"

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"Ebony- you are my everything…" the voice began as he snuck in closer.

He then put his arms around her and pulled her in- Ebony in a trance as she allowed to be pulled in by him as their lips meet and a moan escaped her.

"Oh Zoot…"

Suddenly, Ebony snapped awake in the dead of night to turn over to a sleeping Slade in her bed. Ebony then looked up nervously- how could it be? How it be? Java couldn't do that anymore- virtual reality was gone as was paradise. Besides she knew when she was being screwed with too.

Ebony froze as it hit her- this wasn't Java… this was her… was she losing her mind this time? For real? Panicked she got up and started towards her robe… this was bothering her badly and the fact was- she really got hot from it. She was scared and not for the same reasons but this time of herself.

Deciding she needed to go down stairs she headed towards the kitchen, as she went down hearing a faint noise- she felt fear rise in her some though it never showed on her face.

Though as she descended her ears picked up on the sound…

'S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!'

Her eyes then came into view of Jay on the couch kicking his legs in the air with him in underwear and a pink shirt singing along with a hair brush and sunglasses on his face as he got up and started to dance around the couch as he started singing Barbie girl when the song turned to that.

Ebony laughed in spite of herself, so maybe she wasn't so crazy after all but then again maybe she really really was.

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the end.