Miko: THIS IS TURNING SO CONFUZZLING! –cries-

Sakura: -rolls eyes- That's because your brain can't handle such an intense plot.

Miko: -shifty eyes- THAN YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME SAKURA!

Sakura: OH LOOK A PRETTY BUTTERFLY! –runs off-

Miko: Typical… this is so confusing… Sakura and I had to explain it to ourselves for half an hour before we got typing.

Sakura: -still chasing butterfly-

Miko: I tell you, she's insane.

Sakura: -catches butterfly then releases it-

Miko: o.0;

Sakura: Me ish hyper?

Miko: erm… the readers can read the story now…

Sakura: -sticks tongue out-

Title: A Simple Misunderstanding

Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.

Genre: Humour/Romance

NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!

… we forgot the disclaimer… DISCLAIMER: We, as in Wolf Blossom (Sakura) and CuteMikoGirl (Miko) do not own ANY of the characters in this fanfic… except maybe Mi and Ria. Mike and Ashton are ours too… So Mi, Ria, Kevin, Mike, Ashton, Bry, Yrb and AAA are our OC's… everything else is NOT. If you wish to use Mi or Ria… or even the weird Mike or Ashton, please ask… you can ONLY use Mike and Ashton if you wish to bash them… you can't use them if you want to make them GOOD characters… but if you wanna use Ria and Mi… they must ONLY be good characters… NEVER BASH RIA AND MI!... that is one HECK of a long disclaimer…

Plot Revealed

Ria suppressed a giggle but it burst out… ironically enough… Ria laughed for a full 20 minutes before Mi shot her a glare. Ria squeaked. "OH SHIT! YOU LOOK! I CAN'T!" Mi gulped as she looked at the paper… her eyes wide...

"You're positive…" she whispered.

Ria started laughing insanely for another 20 minutes before her laughs became cries. "Noo…this can't be Mi…this time…you didn't put the spell on...that means...it's really...his..." Ria cried to Mi.

Mi sighed.

Ria looked up, tears in her eyes, and she asked in a little trembling voice: "Can you...take it away?"

Mi looked at her surprised, Ria would never want to abort...:"Ria, you know I can't do that, I'm not a Kurimiko and doing that would be considered killing the baby…and besides, your not in a good state to make decisions right now"

Ria started crying again, louder and more desperately. Mi comforted Ria and they stayed like that for an hour or two...

TWO HOURS LATER…

"Mi…what am I going to do? Everything we've worked so hard for…everything…it's all…gone…" Ria said with a raspy voice.

"I don't know Ria…but not all hope is lost…hopefully we'll still be able to dethrone Sesshomaru..."

"Yeah…" Ria said

"I can mask your scent for now so he doesn't know you're pregnant though." Mi said looking at Ria.

Ria nodded.

Ria stared at Mi waiting for her to start chanting and Mi looked back.

"WHAT I can't think of a rhyme!" Mi said

Ria rolled her eyes and waited for Mi to think of one.

"Here's a cute one!" Mi said and she started muttering the spell:

"Mask the baby

Idiot Sesshomaru

Stupid High sex drive

dethroniness

Hides Kevin scent

Commence you dinky spell!"

"Hehe, I've been thinking of using that sexy spell for a while now." Mi giggled and Ria rolled her eyes.

"Think it worked?" Ria asked.

Mi shrugged and did a weird sound.

"Shora! Come out! Pleasee?" and a little girl with white rabbit ears came out.

"Can you sniff Ria and tell me if something is out of place?" Mi asked.

Shora nodded and sniffed Ria everywhere, and came back shaking her head.

"Nyo nyo, evewy thing is wight in pwace" She said in a little baby voice, as she was still a little kid, and hopped away when Mi dismissed her.

Ria gave a great sigh of relief... "Dammit Mi! Why didn't you tell me I was fertile when I went to visit Kevin!"

Mi rolled her eyes "Buddy, I can't SNIFF you out can I?"

"But you're a priestess.." Ria said as she stood up and rubbed her stomach. "Shit, this ruins our entire plan... good thing Nia did her part and distracted Sesshomaru today."

Mi nodded. "You gotta thank her, but we HAFTA tell Inuyasha and Kevin about this... I mean it ruins our plan."

Ria groaned. "Yeah true... but... how? Kevin will love number 201 but Inuyasha will think its a drawback"

Mi rubbed her face. "We just gotta go with the flow, until your stomach starts blowing up, Sesshy will never suspect ANYTHING!"

"Right," Ria nodded as the two girls started hiking back to camp... but then Mi turned around and glared at Ria

"YOU'RE PREGNANT! RIDE THE SOCK!" Mi summoned her sock and Ria climbed on… after 20 seconds Mi pouted and hated hiking so she climbed onto the sock as well..

...KEVIN & INUYASHA...

"YOU WHAT? WHEN? YOU IDIOT!" Inuyasha roared.

Kevin scowled, pacing the floor. His cape blew in the wind and his pointy elf like ears were tucked behind his massive hair. "I love my mate, can't I at least have sex with her?"

"YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" Inuyasha yelled again. "What if she's pregnant? I told you NOT to mate with her while we're trying to dethrone Sesshomaru… now he'll find out and catch onto us."

"Mi will make sure her scent is masked." Kevin said calmly.

Inuyasha sat down on the cave floor. "If this doesn't work out, we're all dead… dammit! Good thing Hojo and Naraku went gay on each other… that just leaves sesshomaru and his very… very… VERRYYYYYY evil plan."

Kevin kicked Inuyasha. "Calm down you ass and help me think… should we go sniff out Ria to see if she's pregnant?"

Inuyasha nodded. "Yeah… you go… and pretend you're Mi's brother or something."

Kevin ran to where Ria and Mi were and jumped on the sock, which unbalanced it and made Ria and Mi on the verge of falling.

"KEVIN YOU FREAK! YOU WANT TO KILL NUMBER 201?" She yelled.

"Number 201...that means…you are..." he said under his breath and hugged her.

"Yeah...what are we going to do? The plan might all be messed up because of this..." Ria said.

Mi looked at them, "Okay, you two head back to the western lands, I'm going to go check on Inuyasha and we'll meet at central land in ... 1 hour..." Mi said as she left both of them on her sock and summoned a cloud.

She flied too Inuyasha's lair and went in without knocking.

"Kagomeeeeeeeeeeeee, Inuuuuu!" she yelled.

Kagome squealed and hopped out. "MY BABY SISTERRRRRRRRR!"

She hugged Mi so tight Mi was turning blue until Inuyasha pulled Kagome off.

"AIR! SWEET AIR!" She said and the two others just sweatdroppped at her drama.

A few minutes later Mi composed herself and put on her "serious business" face on.

"Inuyasha, Kagome, we have a big problem, Ria's pregnant, as you guys probably know, and we might need a new strategy, I doubt we can bring Sesshomaru down right now, he's still too strong and not enough 'In love'." Mi said

Kagome and InuyAsha nodded. "What do you suggest?"

Mi took out a plan paper thing and Inuyasha cut her off. "Wait, where did you get that? This all just happened today, how the hell do you already have a plan?" Inuyasha asked suspiciously.

"Oh cool it off will ya? I prepare before hand" Mi said sticking her tongue out at her ex-boyfriend. True, they had dated but he wasn't Mi's type, he was more of her sister's type, so Mi set them up together.

"Whatever, so what's your plan?" Inuyasha asked and Kagome whacked him.

"BE POLITE" she yelled.

"...keh…" he said be showed that he was listening.

Mi opened up the plan and on it was a sketch of chibi Sesshoumaru's.

"Kawaiii drawings!" Kagome squealed and Mi squealed as well but Inuyasha's glare reminded them of the problem at hand.

"Okay, so, I was thinking we either go with murder...or we…we go with kidnapping long enough for his reign to become small again..." Mi said.

InuYasha keh-ed.

"Teach us something we don't know, we could have done that in the beginning, but Sesshomaru's instincts are too sharp and he's the strongest out of all of us." Inuyasha said.

Mi rolled her eyes. "The thing is, it wouldn't have worked in the beginning, now it will. See, we can either murder him while he's having sex with Nia...but I suggest more kidnapping, I don't want anyone to die. So to kidnap him we could simply have Nia put some sleep powder on her tongue so Sesshoumaru doesn't smell anything…and once they kiss it'll go on Sesshoumaru, of course Nia'll sleep to but we'll be right there. Once he's asleep, we can put him in a contredemon room...you know those rooms that demons can't get out of on their own?" Mi said all in one breath.

Kagome nodded but said. "But then what? We can't keep him there forever."

"Not forever, we'll keep him there for 5-6 month, enough for his reign to go down a few, and during that time we'll reunite all northern, southern and eastern, Kouga has agreed into doing it, and destroy central land, that way we won't ever have to face this problem again..." Mi said.

Inuyashed kehed, "I'll give you credit, it's a good plan, but you know as well as I do that only the two chosen ones can destroy central land." he said.

Mi nodded. "I'm aware of that, which is why we'll keep Sesshoumaru for 5-6 month, we'll be tracking down the two chosen ones...it can't be that hard...I did some snooping in Sesshoumaru's room, he already pinpointed down to where the chosen ones can be, the girl is in the town Kaze and the boy is in the town Kizu."

InuYasha nodded. "Good work" he said.

Mi nodded "When are we executing it?"

Inuyasha said. "I'll get people to build the contredemon room underground so Sesshomaru doesn't know, it'll be done in a week, and we'll do it then, as soon as possible."

"Okay, now we have to head out to central and meet up with Ria and Kevin, Kouga will be there as well." Mi said and they headed out there.

Once they arrived, everyone else was there and Mi explained the plan again.

At the end everyone was nodding, agreeing, and Kouga said, "Wow, Mi's actually being smart for once" he said and everyone agreed with him while Mi pouted.

"Oiiiiiiiiiii, I've always been smart, you guys are just too stupid to notice." she said still pouting, and everyone awwed and hugged her saying "You know we love you".

Everybody was quiet for a little while before Ria's eyes widened. "Shit… Mi didn't we make Mike my official unofficial husband?"

Mi stared at her for quite some time before slapping her head. "OH RIGHT... just tell him... Sesshomaru loves you again… or something."

Ria sweat dropped. "Not possible… he's building a house for our 'act'."

Kevin raised a brow. "Oh really? He's building a house?"

Ria nodded. "Yea… quite sad actually."

Mi grinned. "I HAVE AN IDEAAAAAAAAAA!"

Kouga takes out a note book. "That's... number 12 in two days!"

Mi rolled her eyes. "I'm smart kouga!"

"Right you are Mi... and WHY are you HERE?" came that distinct voice… Mi whirled around. "KYOU-KUN!"

Kyou hugged her before turning onto Ria… "Mi.. .why is Ria with another demon?"

Mi rolled up her sleeves and conjured up a chair. "SIT… LONG story..." Mi cleared her throat. "You already know about dethroning Sesshomaru but I have to retell you that because it plays in with Ria being with Kevin."

Kyou nodded in understanding as Ria and Mi started their LONNGGG ass story.

Ria pointed to Kevin. "That is Kevin, owner of the Eastern lands… my mate."

Kyou raised a brow. "Your mate? But I thought… you were with Sesshomaru… to... you know confuse him?"

Mi shook her head. "No, Ria and Kevin were mated for QUITE some time now. Inuyasha recruited ALL of us to help over throw Sesshomaru because Sesshomaru was becoming power hungry."

Kyou nodded, knowing that part.

"Ria was to seduce Sesshomaru while Inuyasha, you, Kevin and Kouga were to somehow take over the Western Lands. We shadow cloned ourselves to Nia could sleep with Sesshomaru, while he thought it was Ria. Which is why I masked their scent." Mi explained

"However, Ria and Kevin still met on the sly ,can you blame them?" Mi asked... Inuyasha coughed and Ria sent him a glare.

"Kevin and Ria had sex when they weren't supposed to so Ria is now pregnant. Kevin wants to be around his pregnant mate... Kyou you and I met only two hundred years back... but this ENTIRE plot stared 500 years back and Ria and Kevin were mated 1000 years back."

Kyou blinked a few times, allowing this to sink in before nodding. "I... guess I understand."

Mi gave a sigh of relief. "Thank god, now go help build the contredemon… that's a room where NO Demon could EVER escape."

Kyou nodded before kissing his wife goodbye. He left with Inuyasha, Kevin and kouga… as soon as they left.. Sesshomaru and Mike appeared

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Miko: TAM TAM TAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Sakura: o.0; shut up!

Miko: So suspenseful… and I THINK I understand the plot now… I think…

Sakura: Erm… ok sure…

Miko: I have nothing to say…

Sakura: Neither do I…

Miko and Sakura: LUB YOU!

Sakura: Till next time.

Miko: JA!

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