Sakura: Our rating went up to M… apparently… Miko and I have been influenced by erm… influential people…
Miko: -cough-Mike-cough-
Sakura: -nods- yep! Anyways… this is a LATE present… we last updated on X-mas… -.-
Miko: o.0; we are strange…
Sakura:…JOIN BL!
Miko: Uh…YEAH!
Title: A Simple Misunderstanding
Summary: Misunderstanding someone can be dangerous. Especially when the misunderstanding is between two hyper teens. Now, their wrath is on the anime hotties. Series of one shots. !Warning: Laughter ensues past this link.
Genre: Humour/Romance
NOTE: Randomness is also happening so these stories will probably have no point and will make NO sense whatsoever! ENJOY!
… we forgot the disclaimer… DISCLAIMER: We, as in Wolf Blossom (Sakura) and CuteMikoGirl (Miko) do not own ANY of the characters in this fanfic… except maybe Mi and Ria. Mike and Ashton are ours too… So Mi, Ria, Kevin, Mike, Ashton, Bry, Yrb and AAA are our OC's… everything else is NOT. If you wish to use Mi or Ria… or even the weird Mike or Ashton, please ask… you can ONLY use Mike and Ashton if you wish to bash them… you can't use them if you want to make them GOOD characters… but if you wanna use Ria and Mi… they must ONLY be good characters… NEVER BASH RIA AND MI!... that is one HECK of a long disclaimer…
Artificial Protection
"Oi flea bag, is this a good place?" Inuyasha said pointing to a little cave thingy.
Kouga nodded, then Kyou nodded, then Kevin nodded.
They all entered.
"Okay guys, we need to pool ALL our energy in this one, so come on, focus" Kevin said as the three of them started humming and pulsing.
They all started humming and pulsing and their auras started coming out… Inuyasha had a dark flame red aura, Kevin had a deep calming blue aura, Kouga had some fuggly brown aura and Kyou had an orange aura. Their auras all combined and shot into the cave. Inuyasha twitched as he felt Kouga's aura disappear.
"OI FLEE BAG! CONCENTRATE!"
Kouga twitched. "I AM DOG POO!"
Inuyasha scowled. "NO YOU AIN'T! YOU IS THINKING OF KAGOME!"
Kouga lunged at Inuyasha who dodged him… Kevin and Kyou shook their heads as they walked inside of the cave, leaving the two idiots to fight...
"Idiot," Kyou murmured...
"Yeah…want to go get a beer while they cool off?" Kevin said.
"Sure" Kyou said as they walked.
About an hour later, they heard Inuyasha and Kouga yell
"KEVIN, KYOU, YOU DUMBASSES, WHERE DID YOU GO? WE HAVE TO WORK ON THE CONTREDEMON!"
Kevin and Kyou came back and Inuyasha yelled, "WHERE WERE YOU?"
Kouga followed, "YEAH! YOU IRRESPONSIBLE PEOPLE! WE NEED TO GET TIS FINISHED CHOP CHOP!"
Kevin and Kyou twitched as the two canine demons yelled at them. They both looked at each other and threw their coffee over InuYasha and Kouga before going back in the middle and saying, "Come on, we have work to do."
Inuyasha gasped. "MY HAIR! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK KAGOME TO BRUSH MY SEXY MANE?"
Kouga began twitched beyond twitching... Kevin shook his head as he grabbed the two idiots by their collars and dragged them into the beginning of the Contredemon... Kyou sniggered as he followed behind them. As soon as they were in the cave, Kyou sealed it.. Kevin threw Inuyasha and Kouga to the floor.
"NOW!... how do we do this?" Kevin asked...
Inuyasha sighed as he stood up and slapped his hair. "My sexy mane..."
Kyou punched Inuyasha… "DUDE! YOU'LL LIVE!"
Kouga sniggered and Inuyasha gave him the finger... Kevin shook his head. "This place needs to be strong enough for Sesshomaru.. Inuyasha, you're his brother... YOU TELL US WHAT TO DO!"
Inuyasha blinked.. "ME? I thought YOU knew how to build a contredemon!" He said pointing at Kyou... Kyou gasped. "ME? I thought Kogua knew!"
Kouga twitched.. "I thought Kevin knew..."
The four guys groaned... "Uh oh..."
The four guys were still sitting there by 7PM, too male to admit that they don't know how to their wives, but too dumb to know how.
Kyou was thinking then said, "Oi, We should go to the library.."
InuYasha said, "What for? How can you be thinking of books at THIS time?"
Kouga. "YEAH!"
Kevin whispered over to Kyou. "They sound like best friends at times.."
Kyou nodded and said. "You doofuses, it's to borrow a book on HOW to make a contredemon!"
InuYasha and Kouga OOOOOOed, and then nodded as they got up off the floor and walked towards the exit.. Kyou was about to say "STOP!" But the two idiots walked into the exit...
"I sealed it.. Remember..." Kyou sniggered as Kouga rubbed the bruise on his head.
"YOU STUPID-" But Kevin shushed him with an evil glare... "Can we PLEASE go to Kagome's time!"
Kyou unsealed the cave entrance and they all walked a bit short of 3 feet to the sacred well... "That was tiring.." Inuyasha rolled his eyes as Kyou, Kevin and Inuyasha jumped in and made it to 21st century Japan.. Kouga attempted to jump but he couldn't...
"HEYYY!" He roared punching the ground..
Kyou, Kevin and Inuyasha were walking downtown, eating ramen in hand, when they finally realized something.
"Isn't someone missing?" Kevin asked.
"Yeah...I feel as if someone or something's missing too…" Kyou said. Inuyasha nodded. They all just shrugged it off.
Meanwhile, at the well, Kouga was tearing the well up growling and muttering under breath
"Those mutts, leaving me behind, who do they think they are? Leaving me..pfft..me, king of the eastern lands."
Back in Kagome's era, the three found themselves in the library... Inuyasha punched down the door and Kevin restored it with a wave of his hand… Kyou just shook his head... They all walked to the C section of the library and then CO.. and then CON.. and then... "A BOOK ON CONNING? MAD COOL!" Kevin said as he pulled out a thick book of 9999 pages and started flipping through. Kyou grabbed his ear.
"We'll Con later Kevin, we're looking for Contredemon!"
"FOUND IT!" Inuyasha said as he pulled out a even BIGGER book with 99, 999 pages…
"Okay, good, we'll read it later, first, I want some of that cho-ca-lade thing" Inuyasha said, Kyou and Kevin all started drooling for some.
They used their nose and arrived at a drug store, they walked through the rows, and arrived at the medical rows, but kept on sniffing their way through...then they arrived at where a lot of yummi smells were emitting from, and looked at it.
It was a plastic bag, there were a bunch of little thingies that looked like balloons, but it HAD to be food, they SMELLED it in it (thought the demons) they all started to drool.
Moms passed by and put their hands over their children's eyes, old people looked terrified.
On the bag was written...
'Artificial smelling condoms'
"Smells like... grapes.." Kyou said sniffing the pack…
Inuyasha picked it up and read the label.. "Arti-fishal sm-eeeling con-domes... what are con-domes?"
Kevin blanked... "CONDOMS?" He screamed like a girl as he ran a few feet away and hit the aisle behind him, causing a domino effect, and making all of the aisles fall on top of each other..
The manager came to yell at them but Inuyasha's hat fell off and the manager fainted...
Kevin straightened out his shirt and casually walked back to the library.. with Kyou and Inuyasha following him..
They picked up the book again and Kyou started reading it..
"Chapter 1..."
Inuyasha started reading it in loud voice.
"You have to make sure you know how to pool you power, if you pool it wrong the room will explode and kill you with it"
"Oh shit." Kevin said.
"We better read and see how we do it, how do we know how to do it?" Kouga said.
"Let's continue reading" Kyou said. "Please read book 3.6 on how to pool your magic before continuing this book"
Inuyasha twitched, and went to find the book, and found it, 999, 999, 999 pages
They all sighed, and Inuyasha opened this book.
They all read and groaned again.
"Before learning how to pool your magic, you must make sure that the magic of the person you're pooling with is compatible with yours, please read book 9.32 on compatible people."
Kyou went to find it, it was a small book, 99 pages, but when they opened it…when they opened it they found he SMALLLEST words in the world...
"DAMN YOU CONTREDEMONS!" Kevin shrieked…
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Miko: I learned that in Sex-Ed…
Sakura: The artificial smelling condom thing…
Miko: -erk-
Sakura: DAMN RIGHT IT'S ERK!
Miko: WHAAATTTT?
Sakura: -twitch-
Miko: We should leave now…
Sakura: Yeah… byeee!
Miko: Lub
Sakura: Miko
Miko: And Sakura…
Both: o.0; we switched!
Director and Producer: -sweatdrop-
(MIKO AND SAKURA ARE THE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER…o.0;;;)
-------------------------------------RANDOM FACTS-------------------------------------
Random fact of the day:
Did you know that…
Artificial Smelling Condoms don't… actually protect… according to Miko's sex-ed teacher… they're only good for… oral lemons…o.0;;;
…Well now you do
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