"Okay, so let's see if everything is covered: This is Takama, a Priroda, the most powerful humanoid race in our world, and you're saying that she's your older sister?" Paint summarized, "Not by blood, but yes." Shakara confirmed, "Ok, and after that you said that she's the one who taught you almost everything you know, from talking to fighting" Thinner added, "Again, yes" Shakara confirmed once more.
This explanation brought so much confusion on those who didn't know about Takama, and that's everyone, "It'll be a weird adjustment, but we can make it work, but when I think about it, where have you been for eight years? We never even saw you." Avaritia asked about Takama's whereabouts during that time, "To give a simple explanation, doing what my race was born to do, I felt a disturbance in the natural order and went to fix it, but regarding that, there wasn't anything weird where I felt the disturbance, there was just a plain, nothing more." Takama explained, unsure of what that was at the time.
"I hope it was nothing, if a disturbance is so great that a Priroda needs to intervene, then we could be above screwed" Starrow said to herself, not noticing that the humans and faunus paled at the thought, "Anyways, now that you told us about her, we should talk about what happened on our respective ends" Starrow noted, everyone agreeing with her, "We'll start" Oracle spoke up "In poor words, the ass*ole father of these two white haired geniuses, attacked our kingdom, and somehow stole the forcefield that contained Shade, we arrived to get it back, Shakara burned the ass*ole to death, then we found were he put Shade, only to see that he broke out, hilarity ensues, battle starts, Shakara and Shade get too damaged to keep fighting, Shade tries to escape, she arrives and stops him *points to Tamaka*, you showed up *points to the others*, and now we're here" Oracle quickly summarized.
The people from the Vortex Kingdom looked at eachother for a moment before Dreamiv said "That makes sense", which caused Weiss to say in return "Makes sense? The only thing she said that made even an ounce of sense is calling our father an ass*hole", the other three members of team Rwby looked at Weiss dumbfounded before Blake broke the silence "Your father is the reason we had to deal with all of this?", Rubys face turned from one of surprise to a stern one, "Weiss, as your leader, I forbid you from being near Zwei for a month" She said before facepalming, "What!? Why!?" Weiss questioned and Ironwood replied "If you said that sooner, we could have avoided putting a fake bounty on Shakara's head and we would have been able to focus on our shadowy guest, without having to cover that all the search teams we sent were to look for her."
"Well- I- You see- I, didn't think that was... Important?" Weiss came up with a quick excuse, an obvious excuse, "I'll be back in a moment, Weiss, please come with me." Winter requested of her sister, who readied herself for the very probable spanking of her life.
Shakara just proceeded to facepalm and comment "She acts so smart, but she's actually and idiot, after I burned that giant looking Q-tip, I warned her that she would have to choose if to just let it slide or try to get revenge for her father, I honestly think that she still didn't understand that, AND if I wasn't so tired that I can't even get mad, I would probably join her sister right now", an old crow (You know who it is) nodded and added "I would have joined to, but knowing Winter."
"Okay... What about you guys? What happened in space?" Shakara asked, "For starters, I won't eat shark meat ever again, but other than that? We collected about a hundred and twenty stars, fought a ghost rock with a punching bag for a neck, a skeleton shark, a few mole cannons, bombs, lot's of bombs, and the fire breathing turtle three times in a row, without counting that said turtle set off a black hole, which Avaritia stabilized, creating a Singularity, here it is by the way (Starrow passed Shakara the black body of the Singularity, along with the white one), and lastly, speaking of babies, Paint laid and an egg, that hatched with an explosion, and now her and Dreamiv have a daughter." Starrow finished the explanation that made less sense than the one Oracle gave.
It took a bit for Shakara to get a grasp on what was just said, but when she did she simply said "I guess me and Tauira have two children now", knowing Shakara, most weren't bothered by this, and those who didn't know her choose not to question it, but rather question "You mean three children" Glynda corrected Shakara, but the latter explained "No I mean two, Singularities have two bodies, but one mind", at this, Ironwood turned to the old crow and said "Qrow, my friend, I know we aren't on the best of term, but could you lend me your flask", "Me too please" Ozpin requested as well.
Hearing this made Takama quickly shake her head and say "Alcohol by itself? That won't do, Shakara, how about we do 'that'? It's been eight years afterall" Takama asked Shakara who smirked and passed the Singularity to Avaritia, "Allright, but first we should look for 'it'" She reminded Takama who nodded as she helped Shakara off the bed and they went to search who knows what.
"...What are they doing?" Ozpin asked, "About to fight probably, if Tamaka is anything like Shakara, then we might have to take cover, otherwise it will hurt a lot." Paint answered, but the actual answer to Ozpin's question came bursting through the door with Shakara and Tamaka wearing chefs outfits, "It's done!" Shakara exclaimed, "Follow us!" Tamaka told the group, who looked at them in utter confusion (And I mean utter, I am confused myself at how this idea came to my mind), "What" Paint said before Tamaka used her hand-like wings to make a web and pull all those in the room along with her to the dining room, and the table was full of delicious looking food, "I'm with you, what" Thinner agreed with Paint.
Shakara and Tamaka looked at them waiting for them to sit, but they realized that were a bit stunned for some reason, "Come on, take your seats" Shakara told them, and they did as such. When they all sat down, Shakara and Tamaka started preparing the plates with each portion the same as the other, the people from the Vortex Kingdom wondered if they stumbled upon an alternate reality.
"Dig in!" Shakara and Tamaka exclaimed at the same time, after a bit of esitation, they did, and they found the food incredibly good, more than anything they had until then, "How is this so good..." Ruby asked nobody, "I'm more surprised that it was Shakara that cooked this" Thinner admitted, "But something feels off, what is this made of?" Paint asked, "What we found in the kitchen, but we were missing some ingredients, for example this pâté, it's made out of potatoes and eggs, but we were missing liver so we went to hunt some boars to get enough." Shakara explained.
Hearing this, most of them looked surprised at the fact that they managed to hunt enough wildlife to make this much food in a few seconds, "If you don't mind me asking, what's the recipe?" Ruby asked, wanting to know the secret to this taste, "Shakara already said the ingredients, as for how to cook it, first you mash the potatoes, then put the eggs in there, before you do this though, I would suggest putting the liver to dry, it'll help later, anyways, mix the potatoes and eggs until even, then mince the dried liver before dousing it with some oil or animal fat, mince it some more and then put it in the egg and potato mixture, cook it in an oven until ready and there it is." Tamaka explained, leaving even more shocked faces as only this would take a few minutes to make.
"Now that I think about it, we should probably head back to our Kingdom after you finished, there is a lot of stuff to fix" Shakara explained, but then Team JNPR, that remained silent for the whole time spoke up, "Wait, you're just leaving, we didn't even get to present ourselves" Jaune lamented, "Yeah! I want to learn how you guys got so strong!" Nora exclaimed, "Yeah, I would like to talk too" Ren calmly said, "I would like to get to know you guys too." Phyrra agreed.
Those from the Vortex Kingdom completely forgot that they were there, but Avaritia smiled, "Sure, it would be better if we actually presented ourselves, I have a feeling we'll fight together soon." She said, before continuing to eat.