Just like chocolate boy

Challenge by: Kitty

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing, it all belongs to Cloud 9

Words: N/A

Sentence: "Just like chocolate boy", "my innocent eyes" and "I'm to sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy it hurts".

Setting: N/A

Characters: Mega, Ram, and Java

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(Flashback- S4)

Mega was never one for playing around- if anything the only real word to describe him was dull. However, what he never got bored of was watching his idiot "boss" Ved. He always seemed to walk in on the guy at the worst time.

This particular time it had been during, Ved's rendition of a Right Said Fred song.

Ved was sitting there half naked singing, "I'm to sexy for my shirt, I'm so sexy it hurts".

When Mega opened the door with the reports- straight off Ved from his chair, "Don't you ever knock?"

"Not really- here," he announced dully tossing them in his lap. He then moved to walk out of the room when he heard Ved's next remark.

"Just like chocolate boy- to be a ignorant- brainless lackey who just walks in on a man's privacy"

Mega then stopped in his tracks turned and looked at him darkly though his voice was unreasonably- possibly oddly calm and sharp, "Ignoring the blunt remark about skin toning that is not only inaccurate but pathetically inaccurate. Moving on the fact that I was just called brainless- I suggest that you take that insult back before you end up at the end of a zapper set on kill," Mega warned.

Ved then looked at him burst out laughing and then glared at Mega, "I'm a higher rank on the food chain and Ram appreciates me more. Off hand if you don't end up dead- I'd watch what you say".

Mega without another word then turned and left the room slamming the door. Ved would pay for that one.

(Flashback ends)

"Oh god, my innocent eyes- even thinking of that demon child shirtless- now I see why you did it," Ram said disgusted looking at Mega.

"I think you missed the point," Java said to her husband.

"No, I got it. I wasn't a pro efficient leader. I had the wrong people in positions they shouldn't have had. Jay, Ved, Siva… and Ebony... all of them I should have known better to trust with such an important operation," Ram reasoned.

"You're right about that," Mega confirmed.

"So that's you both overthrew me- it wasn't personal… when Slade found me…. I just… thought I had been discard," he said after a minute.

"Ram, we'd never discard you," Java promised, "We couldn't have taken over the city without your help and even when you weren't here, you were helping us," she said calmly.

Ram looked at them both from the casino bar, "So are we going to base then?" he inquired.

"Yea, we don't want over sleep and miss Jay's execution," Mega said monotone before standing up and heading to the door with Java and Ram going to join him.

Ram then turned to Java as they headed back to base, "I still love you Jivvie"

"I think you know how I feel about you," Java said after a second but at the same time she was also looking at Mega.

"Why do I have feeling I'm in competition?" he inquired.

"Oh your not in competition- I'm hardly possessive," Mega said from a few steps ahead.

"Just over the empire then?"

"Only over that anything else- I'm willing to negotiate," Mega reasoned.

"Including who gets to kill the Mallrats?"

"Yea even that"

"Well then Mega, this going to be start of a beautiful relationship"

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