Humour is good after angst. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Sorry about the slow update; I was writing smut for my 30threesomes challenge.
# 8 - Repeat

This happened whenever she visited her grandfather.

"When are you going to settle down, Riza? I know a lovely chap in Northern..."

Soon after that she was transferred to Eastern and the next time she visited he seemed quite ecstatic.

"Riza! I found the perfect husband for you! He's rising in the ranks, and he's a charming young man to boot!"

"What's his name?"

"Roy Mustang!"

Riza's cheeks reddened and her grandfather must have noticed the reaction, because she found herself unable to leave the house for a long time afterward without explaining why they hadn't set a date yet.