The torture of milk

Summary: This is something a bunch of friends and I thought of a while ago at lunch. It's basicly Ed's captured by Envy and is tortured by milk! You'll have to read to see how :P

Mel: Like I said, we thought of this a while ago, and I was just too lazy to put it up 'till now

Disclaimer: My firends and I only own the idea

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Ed slowly woke up and found himself tied to a chair. "WTF!" he suddenly yelled, noticing his auto-mail arm and leg gone.

The blond heard a cackle and quickly turned to see who it was, causing a headache to form.

And guess who it was? Guess damnit! GGGGUUUUUUUEEEEESSSSEEEE!

Ok, I'll be nice enough to tell. It was ENVY! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh and the next thing he noticed was a needle from an IV was in his arm. Next thing he noticed was it was filled with something he dreaded even more then death, his brother harmed, and homunculi together!

IT WAS FILLED WITH MILK! And not just any milk, oh no. It was filled with 2 percent! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ed screamed in terror and tried to get out of the chair to find he was tied too tight.

"So Ochibi-kun! will you finally give in, or must I refill the milk?" asked the homunculi.

Ed knew he ment give into the milk and yelled "NEVER!"

"Alright, if that's your final answer..." Envy said with a casual shrug. He walked over to the empty package and changed it with a full one.

-----5 hours later-----

Ed still was not giving in. He would NEVER surrender, so Envy just kept coming back every half hour and refilling the thing.

Now Ed was tired. There was too much milk in him, and his bladder was full by now. "C'mon, Ochibi-kun! You know there's no other way to get out of this..." Envy whinned, getting tired of it.

Ed still struggled. "No!"

-------A few years later-----

Ed is STILL there.

Finally, on the last bag Envy had, Ed had given up and Envy released him.

His height shot up to 6'5" in an instant and Envy staired at his revealed torso. Oh, and not to mention his auto mail was now too small. He tried taking a step only to fall onto his face. "DAMN YOU, ENVY!"

Envy laughed maniacly and they lived happily ever after with, for some reason, Envy helped Ed to Winry's to get his auto mail repaired.

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Mel: It is... COMPLETE! Yay!