Alcohol Lovers
"Damn it, Roy! Why the hell do you drink so fucking much!" Roy didn't reply as he was trying to walk into the bedroom. Finally, with Ed glaring at him, Roy replied.
"I swear to drunk, I'm not God." Roy stopped and looked at Ed. "Drinking makes your boxers look good."
Ed stared at him. At that moment, Ed realized that Roy had a pair of handcuffs. "What the hell?"
Roy noticed where Ed was looking and said, "I wanted to pick you up something nice for our big date tonight."
"I repeat: What the hell are you talking about!"
Roy picked up a can of his favorite brand of beer and slurred, "You know, our anniversary date. This is the second month we've been together."
Ed grabbed the can and poured it down the kitchen sink. He felt someone tugging at his blue boxers. "Roy, let go of my boxers."
"But they're so pretty! I want them!" And without further ado, Roy pulled Ed's boxers off and promptly placed them on his head.
"Damn it, Roy! Give me back my boxers!"
Roy tossed Ed a box and said, "If you want the boxers back, put that on and meet me in the bedroom." Roy walked off, still wearing Ed's boxers.
Ed opened the box. Inside were a pink maid's outfit and two pink hair ties. Pinned to the outfit was a note that read, 'Put your hair in pigtails. It makes you look so sexy.' He stared at it for about four seconds. Then, he shouted in a singsong voice, "Oh, Roy! Get your drunken ass out here! I have something to show you."
"What?" Roy expected to find Ed in the pink maid's outfit. Instead, he found a blue maid's outfit with his name written in pink letters. On it was a note that said, 'You'll look so much sexier in this than I will.'
I was challenged to write this by Ele. Not the best of my work, but I like it. Sorta.
SeverusDaughter