Honey, Sugar, Sugar

People: Ram and Mega.

Couples: Raga.

Phrases: "Come and get me big boy", "honey I'm home", "I feel so dominated".

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, Cloud 9 owns the Tribe

Challenge by: El Kitty Witty

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(Series 5)

"Honey, I'm home," a male figure said creeping into the door dressed in nothing but a pair of boxers, a bow tie, and carrying a briefcase.

His "wife" some curly blonde haired girl squealed happily only wearing a pink flower robe, "Come and get me big boy…"

"HO! That's not Mega's computer files," Ram cried letting out a shout.

Amber rose her eyebrow, "That's the understatement of the century… but the question is… which Techno put a porno on his computer," she said in shock.

"No idea but it's got be someone high ranking if I screwed up. Hold on- ah- I figured it out… I put in the wrong two numbers- HERE is Mega's," Ram announced pulling up another username.

Amber let out a sigh of relief and then crossed her arms, "Way to go Ram"

"What? I found the right one... Give me a break- Jay's memory will be back in no time".

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(A few days later)

"We'll find Mega," Slade announced to the Mallrats as he and Ebony headed towards the door.

"You better Slade for your sake," Amber said softly as they left.

(Meanwhile at the Hotel)

Ram was typing away when suddenly virtual Zoot popped up on the screen warning him of an intruder alert- Ram turned around and saw Mega standing there.

"You're a week late," Ram said crossing his arms.

"Not my fault- I had to convince Lex to let me out," Mega reported.

"How'd you manage?"

"Gave him false information- he's still looking for Tai-san," Mega answered.

Ram let out a smirk, "They have no clue do they?"

"Nope"

"You were a great liar but you know they'll send someone to find you right?" Ram questioned him.

"Of course but I'll be ready- the question will you be ready?" Mega asked moving to sit next to him.

"Naturally- Zoot is about done, project ultimate sanction is ready to go thanks to you, and the Mallrats believe I'm on their side. Off hand, I'd say its smooth sailing from here- your plan worked brilliantly as always," Ram said enthusiastically.
Ram then showed him so stuff on the computer and Mega nodded his approval amused, "I feel so dominated. It's… you've topped me. It's absolutely perfect," Mega added looking at him.

"Just trying to make the day of my personal assistant," Ram said eyeing him a bit.
Mega snorted, "Just personal assistant? That's new- I thought I was a lot more than that- but obviously I wrong," he said crossing his arms.

Ram rolled his eyes and continued his look over, "Of course- forgive me- I wasn't thinking with my hormones. I meant my very personal assistant- and master," Ram said looking at Mega.

Mega finally looked back with an equal appreciation, "Good, so we're on the same wave length after all- how long do you think we have till they show?"

"Twenty minutes give or take… interested?" Ram asked.

Mega shrugged, "Might as well"

Ram then smirked, "Perfect," he replied as he leaned in to kiss Mega.

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(Many Minutes later)

Both guys were now buttoning up their shirts when Virtual Zoot showed back up again, "Intruder alert! Intruder alert!"

Both them turned around to see Ebony and Slade trying to sneak up on them. Mega flashed them a smirk, "Took you long enough".

"Sorry about that- we got held up in traffic," Slade reasoned leaning back.

"Huh?" Ebony said turning to him and then to Ram noting either were attacking Mega nor was Mega attacking them.

"No problem but…" Mega said looking at Ebony with his arms crossed.

"Right," Slade added, he turned to Ebony, "I'm sorry about this Ebony but you're the weaker link here. Don't worry- the city is in good hands- you were a great help but your no longer useful," he said apologetically.

Ebony eyes filled with horror as Slade grabbed Ram's zapper and in a second set it to kill and shot Ebony- he watched as she slumped to the ground. Slade then turned to them.

"Did you let your tribe free?" Slade asked Ram.

Ram nodded, "Thanks for your help"

"Well you know what they say blood is thicker than water. If Mega wouldn't leave- I had no choice"

"Glad you see things our way. Now about the Mallrats…" Mega began slowly with a gleam.

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The end